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  • #31
    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    Just off topic, do you guys know where I can find the closest 9/11 store?

    They have great prices and are open from 9 a.m. to 11 p.m. I believe.

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    • #32
      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      This isn't a homosexual hook-up site. This is a Godly forum where we praise the Holy Name of Jesus.

      Kindly take your faggotry elsewhere.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #33
        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        This isn't a homosexual hook-up site. This is a Godly forum where we praise the Holy Name of Jesus.

        Kindly take your faggotry elsewhere.

        Whats the matter? a little upset that you have taken the Lords vows and smeered your crappy graffiti of what you think is the lords words but in actuality is your own rather bias interpretation. You are not a follower or believe. You are a poser, with wrong views. You are one of the reasons why the rest of the world laughs at the percentage of Americans who give your country a bad reputation for this sort of belief.

        The Isle of Man, has a lot of Catholics and Christians, we are also open to new ideas, we are open to different races and don't go on CRUSADES burning those who don't follow our way of thinking. If evolution was real, wait no, evolution is real, you are just underdeveloped.

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        • #34
          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          This isn't a homosexual hook-up site. This is a Godly forum where we praise the Holy Name of Jesus.

          Kindly take your faggotry elsewhere.
          This is not a cook book. Go take your kitchen (the location in which you are based, if I am to believe your profile) and your double chin else where.

          I'm so good at debating, it's unreal.

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          • #35
            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
            Whats the matter?
            I told you. This isn't a homosexual hook-up site.

            Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
            a little upset that you have taken the Lords vows and smeered your crappy graffiti of what you think is the lords words but in actuality is your own rather bias interpretation. You are not a follower or believe. You are a poser, with wrong views. You are one of the reasons why the rest of the world laughs at the percentage of Americans who give your country a bad reputation for this sort of belief.
            I care not for the world's opinions. Only God can offer salvation and avoidance of Hell for eternity. I care only for His favor.

            Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
            The Isle of Man, has a lot of Catholics and Christians,
            Catholics aren't Christians

            Please note my badges, one of which explains I too was once lost in the papist cult but have been saved by the glory of God. I know what the catholic church is really about.


            Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
            we are also open to new ideas, we are open to different races and don't go on CRUSADES burning those who don't follow our way of thinking. If evolution was real, wait no, evolution is real, you are just underdeveloped.
            I don't burn anyone. Your "new ideas" involve anal rape and there's no room for that here, thankyouverymuch.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #36
              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              ' I don't burn anyone' Just countries I take it then?
              If you wish for the gods favor, try following the rules he lay to the teeth, not to what you have created. Your views are based on non-factual evidence.
              As for the involvement in Anal rape? I am thinking there is a past experience here with you? were you touched by a cold finger that gave birth to your mighty discriminate views?

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              • #37
                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                I think all us gays an sheep raping manx men and women would love it if came and ministered to us personally, so consider it an invite plus is anyone googled 'isle of man baptist church' i think you'd get a result or two or is google the work of faggot rapists to?

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                • #38
                  Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  Originally posted by El Diablo :P View Post
                  Whats the matter? a little upset that you have taken the Lords vows and smeered your crappy graffiti of what you think is the lords words but in actuality is your own rather bias interpretation.
                  Maybe someone can explain to us in detail exactly how we've misinterpreted the Bible and what the correct interpretation is. I'll even give that person a hint: We don't interpret the Bible; we just read it and follow what it says.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                  • #39
                    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    Originally posted by bornagainbeliever View Post
                    or is google the work of faggot rapists to?
                    What you mean to say is "or is Google the work of faggot rapists, too?"

                    All the best.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #40
                      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      Oh look, the big man takes it upon himself to point out a simple grammatical error. Maybe you should take a look through this thread and take note of the horrific spelling mistakes that 'gods langauge' seems to contain such as 'sheeps', 'Isle of Mannish'. Check Matthews teachings on taking the log out of your own eye before pointing out the speck in your own

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                      • #41
                        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        Maybe someone can explain to us in detail exactly how we've misinterpreted the Bible and what the correct interpretation is. I'll even give that person a hint: We don't interpret the Bible; we just read it and follow what it says.


                        right rather than being the big man up top, who blocks the user then makes a statement to make it look like I ran away. Why don't you unblock my old account El Diablo and have a nice Stephen Fry Slaughters the Catholic Church debate...

                        If not, then I hope this messages serves its purpose showing that your pastor had to block me first before he decided to write any messages.

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                        • #42
                          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          *the speck in another mans eye.

                          P.s. your moma's so fat when God said 'let there be light' he had to tell her to move her fat ass.

                          Bit of a topical joke there

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                          • #43
                            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            Originally posted by JackandJill View Post
                            right rather than being the big man up top, who blocks the user then makes a statement to make it look like I ran away. Why don't you unblock my old account El Diablo and have a nice Stephen Fry Slaughters the Catholic Church debate...

                            If not, then I hope this messages serves its purpose showing that your pastor had to block me first before he decided to write any messages.
                            You don't interpret the bible, you just read it? well thats brain washing if I ever saw it. Whats wrong with Questioning things to attain your faith and become more knowledgeable of what you are teaching?

                            Next Point! The 'sinful' Island is home to 36,632 Catholics out 80,000. This is including people that have immigrated.

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                            • #44
                              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Originally posted by bornagainbeliever View Post
                              Oh look, the big man takes it upon himself to point out a simple grammatical error. Maybe you should take a look through this thread and take note of the horrific spelling mistakes that 'gods langauge' seems to contain such as 'sheeps', 'Isle of Mannish'. Check Matthews teachings on taking the log out of your own eye before pointing out the speck in your own
                              Why the hate? The bible (KJV1611) commands us to be charitable and kind: by gently pointing your school girl errors I have done just that.

                              1 Corinthians 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

                              I'm sorry you take offence at this. I always try to think of the bible (KJV1611) at times like these.

                              Matthew 11:6 And blessed is he, whosoever shall not be offended in me.

                              Proverbs 5:13 And have not obeyed the voice of my teachers, nor inclined mine ear to them that instructed me!

                              Seems to me that you're actively taking this antagonistic position; which is in no way a good thing. Ignoring the bible (KJV1611) is a one way ticket to Hell

                              Psalm 73:22 So foolish was I, and ignorant: I was as a beast before thee.

                              We all know the what the Beast is

                              Revelation 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

                              I really hope that you can see that I'm only try to help you avoid Hell.

                              All the best.
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • #45
                                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                Well I'd love to stay and chat but i have some celtic pagan gods to go worship, some sheep to sexually abuse and an orgy with all my boyfriends to attend. You guys should chill out though, you'll give yourself a heart condition haha.

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