[LUClFER]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Dear Sinner,

It is difficult for me to understand you based on these two posts. First, you see all Americans dumb and shallow. Of course, your mighty army also relies on the shallow and dumb NATO (aka the United States of America) for your 'free and independent life'. Secondly, you accept all religions except the one that takes no shortcuts but simply tell sinners what God and Jesus actually told us to do without any interpretations.

Now that you seem to be through the emotional upset you might start examining your soul and see if there are any possible double standards there.

Please.

Matthew 7:3
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? (Aga miks sa näed pindu oma venna silmas, palki iseenese silmas aga ei märka?)



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

i don't mean america, i mean conservative christians, baptists etc. and should i praise america now from this point on? i don't think so.

[Nobar King]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I'd just like to point out that I don't know that much about Estonia, so I'm going to reserve my hate until later. Not really that much into hating, right now. However, I don't doubt that God does, indeed, hate Estonia and the Estonerians. Especially the gay ones.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

okay i am done with you mindless americans. HAIL SATAN 666 \m/


just doing this to get banned

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Acts 29]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Every year, Estonia hosts their annual celebration of sodomy and homosexuality known as Baltic Pride,

Most western countries will have pride parades, this isn't news. Even "godly 'murica" has multiple pride parades across the country.

Also, in your last point you talk about an area of Estonia populated by Swiss people but the link you left leads to info about an area of Estonia populated by Swedish. I think you either got your links or your countries mixed up.

But what exactly is wrong with an area of Estonia having a large Swiss or Swedish (whichever you actually meant) population?

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Most western countries will have pride parades, this isn't news. Even "godly 'murica" has multiple pride parades across the country.

Also, in your last point you talk about an area of Estonia populated by Swiss people but the link you left leads to info about an area of Estonia populated by Swedish. I think you either got your links or your countries mixed up.

But what exactly is wrong with an area of Estonia having a large Swiss or Swedish (whichever you actually meant) population?

Estonia is a vodka store for those Satan's creatures living in Finland. The Great Putin was wise enough to give Estonia "independence" so now they can use that area - they do not need to take any savages and homos to their own holy land.

[ImegeLahti Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Non-Biblical uninteresting image here

Welcome Miss Lahti,

How nice it must be to have WiFi in the East European jungle. We, however, have access to Jesus and through Him we have access to Heaven!



Romans 5:2
By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.

Once in Heaven we'll be in direct communication with God and Jesus: no need to intermediates, such as the Interwebs. once in hell, your access to WiFi will be terminated and replaced by lava enemas. It is your choice. Simple and easy pathway to www-based pornography now or Eternal Bliss later.

Your choice.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[ImegeLahti Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

5 reasons why god hates USA

1. Usa is full of fat burger eating fucks.

2. God created 911, cuz he hates America.

3. Also he created war in Iraq, so Usa soldiers can go there.

4. Americans are as stupid as table legs.

5. Americans are intolerant to other nations and religions.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

5 reasons why god hates USA

1. Usa is full of fat burger eating piffles.

2. God created 911, cuz he hates America.

3. Also he created war in Iraq, so Usa soldiers can go there.

4. Americans are as stupid as table legs.

5. Americans are intolerant to other nations and religions.

Miss Lahti,

It is indeed true that during these last days before Rapture, many Americans have abandoned Jesus and turned into homosexual sodomy for quick satisfaction instead of the narrow path to Jesus. This is deeply disturbing and saddening.



Matthew 20:16
So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

Aren't you making hasty generalizations, however? There are still some God-Fearing citizens left in America, such as us True Christians™! We are tolerant towards all who follow Jesus and His commandments in an exact manner. The de facto leader of your part of the World - Mr. Putin - is one of them although he is on paper a member of the Russian Orthodox Church (we're sure he's a Baptist at heart). Are things as bad in Estonia?


We're at the moment praying that The Donald be elected as the next leader of the Free World to ensure smooth transition from big sodomy and loss of faith into Second Coming and New Jerusalem. We are certain that together with your president Mr. Putin , The Donald will be able to realize that. So, yo see, we are on the same side: the side of Jesus and His principal assistants in preparation for the End of Days!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

First, as to your accusations: It is true that Americans eat meat, because it is the food of God's people. God needs His people to be strong to carry out his wishes. Estonians feed primarily on whale blubber, raw fish and other Eskimo foods. That food is only fit for primitive cave men.


We were given Iraq by God, as we were needful of the oil at the time. We don't need their oil anymore, so much having been discovered in Godly Texas, so we left them to massacre each other. It was a similar situation with the Indians, but we still need the real estate and they are mostly dead now anyway, so there is no need to leave.


Naturally, we will not tolerate other religions, because they are false religions while we are directed by Almighty God. Why would we tolerate blasphemy and idol worship? Also, we are not intolerant of other nations. That is a lie and lying will send you to Hell. We are intolerant of heathen wretches, but our country is made up of White Christians from many parts of Europe. We love Christians everywhere and we are willing to assist lesser races in their march toward salvation and civilization. We would even help the Estonians. Lucky for you heathens, Brother President Vladimir Putin is nearby and he will soon right the wrongs in your dreadful country.


PS- Congratulations on being able to make your computer work out in the woods. I can't imagine why you would want to take your computing machine with you on a hike, but how wonderful it must be to use the thing out there once you haul it.

[myrkapoiss]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

***Link to Baltic porn site removed by moderator***
7 reasons, why Estonia hates god

[myrkapoiss]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

***removed more Baltic porn links***


Are you for real? this is just a fun sketch, not real, vodka is 10x more expencive then water and they dont teach drinking in school. Get ur facts straight

[myrkapoiss]

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***Link to Baltic porn site removed by moderator***

This isnt link to baltic porn site, reading these posts make me feel that christians are damn liers, why do you lie mr moderator? You are just brainwashing people. Let people watch this cartoon if you want to spread your religion right.

This is short estonian history in a cartoon, what has happened to us past 1000 years. -.- We have been mostly in slavery.

***Further attempt to post vintage porn from Soviet Estonistan removed by moderator***

[myrkapoiss]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

What is wrong with you, moderator? Why do you lie to people? Why is it wrong to post a short video about Estonian history? Why should I belive in you, or even god, if you just lie to people?
Isnt it wrong by bible to lie, mr moderator? You are commiting a sin, moderator.
I havent post any porn related video links, I demand awnser from you, why do you keep deleting my video about Estonian history?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

This is short estonian history in a cartoon, what has happened to us past 1000 years. -.- We have been mostly in slavery.

Miss Poiss,

Do you mean that you've fought against the specific command of Jesus by dismissing your servitude under your rightful masters (Germans and lately Godly Russians)? God has clearly stated that servants should not try to usurp their master but serve them in humility!

1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.


We KNEW that the Soviet state of Estonia had abandoned most of God's commands but no-one had prepared us to that much depravity. We're praying for you!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

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