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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

    Here they come again. We get a tidal wave of these people every time they save up enough money to get their computer fixed. If they would spend their time getting right with Jesus and stop obsessing about Godly Americans, they could all have their own computer and spend their time on YouTube like everyone else.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by An Educated Man View Post
    First off that flag is the flag lf the Estonian SSSR from 1940 to 1990

    Secondly, Estonians are not eskimos, The eskimo people live near the north pole. Their language is also a descendent of the Finno-Urgic languages, which means they are closer to Hungary and Finland than some inuits.
    Oh dear, it seems you've missed the point. Unless you have reason to believe the Lord thy God appreciates this correction and will cease hating them because of the flag, it really doesn't matter if you are right or wrong. God hates those who refuse to believe on Him and pledge unfailing obedience, then actually follow through. He does not reserve exception for one's flag.


    Say, why don't you lay down your arms of rebellion against your Redeemer, and let Him into your heart today? We can help! Today is a great day for Salvation! Can you hear Him knocking? Will you let Him in?


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  • An Educated Man
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    First off that flag is the flag lf the Estonian SSSR from 1940 to 1990

    Secondly, Estonians are not eskimos, The eskimo people live near the north pole. Their language is also a descendent of the Finno-Urgic languages, which means they are closer to Hungary and Finland than some inuits.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Originally posted by EstonianNonBeliever View Post
    Not sure if very unintelligent people or trolls who have no life.

    Welcome, unknown Estone. Actually, this is a site maintained by the Landover Baptist Church in America for fellowship and praise. However, we are often pestered by unsaved trolls who have no life. I hope you are not one of them. We have had a considerable number of unsaved Estones come to this site over the years for the purpose of vexing Christians. We haven't had one in some time and we were wondering if perhaps Brother President Vladimir Putin had put a stop to the depredations of your tribe.

    Please find your way to the introduction forum and tell us about your life in Christ, your own congregation, the number of your sons and such other information that we may find useful in coming to know you. Are you saved? Are there other Christians among your wretched tribe?

    God Bless!

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by EstonianNonBeliever View Post
    Not sure if very unintelligent people or trolls who have no life.
    Hello, honey, and welcome to our forum! Do you always just barge in and start throwing accusations around without first introducing yourself? Must be an Estonian thing.

    Anyway, I thank you for your unjust persecution. It reassures me that we're right and you're wrong.

    2 Timothy 3:12 Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.

    John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.

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  • EstonianNonBeliever
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    Not sure if very unintelligent people or trolls who have no life.

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  • Anne Sayne
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    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
    Estonia is the belly-button lint of countries.





    Navely Yours,


    Handmaiden
    You said it, Handmaiden!

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  • handmaiden
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    Estonia is the belly-button lint of countries.





    Navely Yours,


    Handmaiden

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Originally posted by hajih4122 View Post
    Wow, what vast knowledge you have on the subject, dear Christian brother

    Yes, we are skilled in all matters pertaining to the Swedish areas. I didn't notice your introduction. Perhaps you have overlooked the rule about making a proper introduction before posting. This is easily rectified. You will find the introduction forum conveniently labeled "introduction forum". Please introduce yourself and let us know where you found Jesus and how He has directed your life. Who is your Pastor and what is your congregation? How many are your sons? We want to know all about you.

    God Bless!

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  • hajih4122
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    Originally posted by Des View Post
    I know exactly where the finest looking Estonian women can be found.

    [IMG]*picture from Des' private porn archive*
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    Wow, what vast knowledge you have on the subject, dear Christian brother

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  • Des
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    I know exactly where the finest looking Estonian women can be found.

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  • Bjorn Jensen
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  • NNovek
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Don't be silly. We've already established the average Estonian is incapable of distinguishing right from wrong, so what you're really announcing is that you have no moral compass and therefore are probably a gay person, too.
    oh, you look really Gay, if i could say that, but I don't because I am polite.

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  • NNovek
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Your own women are uglier than Russians..? That is terrible!

    It's probably God's way of telling you not to breed any more Estonians.
    I wanted to say that our woman are smarter and can live without being prostitutes, thank you very much.

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  • NNovek
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    Originally posted by Youth Minister Harry View Post
    Young man, I think you know just a little too much about prostitutes! You just think you're a little grown man, don't you? I think you'd benefit from a few weeks of intensive Bible-based reprogramming in an Indonesian hotel room. We need to break you of your shameful little tidbits before you come to America so you don't corrupt our youth with your dirty filthy sass. I bet you are a willful, disobedient boy aren't you? You like to put up a little fight, don't you? I'll bet you do. Oh, boy I bet you do.
    I am a girl (or a woman, as you wish), if you didn't catch this earlier. And I don't know very much about prostitutes, I just speak enough russian to know they are russians.

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