[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God Hates England

There must be an opportunity for England, after all.

Being ruled by a woman is very anti-christian, one of the most offensive things a nation can do against God. Elizabeth II rules now, and her daughter Charles will be next Queen. Even if she is married to a strong man like Camilla Parker-bowles, it is not enough to satisfy Jesus.


And on top of that, after Hugh Grant was dismissed as president (I saw it on a movie, don't remember which one) they appointed another woman! So now the queen and the Prime Minister are women!. I don't want to think what happens if both menstrual cicles are concurrent!


But, a new hope arises. Where, if is not in America? Of course, the Godliest land in the world, sad of the destiny of the land of his ancestors, has brought a solution for all the bad things happening in there.


The name of the opportunity is Allen V. Evans. American, from the heart of the nation -Colorado-, and Christian (not sure, but if he comes from Colorado, he must be Christian)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4272634/American-man-claims-s-rightful-king-England.html

Yes, Brits, now you have the chance of your lives, to be ruled by an american and make Britain great again!

He is quite handsome, isn't he?


I guess Pastor Zeke should be in contact with him, in order to be the next spiritual leader of Great Britain and the Commonwealth.


I hope our English Brothers and Sisters in Christ will support the new king. Him, Donald and Putin will lead this world to Jesus, defeating Satan and his minions and instauring biblical law.


Long live the KING!!!

Indeed, and he is at least showing some respect by wearing red.

I remember reading in my early history books in school about the "Red Coats". It wasn't until later that I understood what it meant - and why they were so easy to defeat in our Revolutionary War.

What kind of idiot soldier would wear red into battle (they can be seen from miles away) other than some fashion obsessed pooftas. They must have thought they could intimidate us with the fear of being tied up.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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We in England are all very excited. Not only is our future King Verno (it is customary for monarchs to use their middle name) a Godly American, but his Welsh ancestry means that he is very probably a Baptist! Could this be curtains for the atheistic Church of England?

The people of Britain thank You, Lord Jesus, for Brother Allan Verno Evans, Your gift to us.


Deuteronomy 17:15 Thou shalt in any wise set him king over thee, whom the Lord thy God shall choose: one from among thy brethren shalt thou set king over thee: thou mayest not set a stranger over thee, which is not thy brother.

[Alvin Moss]

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My own opinion is that it is about time that the godless English threw out the false monarchs from Germany and let the Evans clan take over. There will have to be a new division of the spoils and my grandmother was an Evans. I'd like a nice manor house, surrounded by a few thousand acres and a small and respectful population that will tug their forelock when I pass. I would like to be addressed as your worship. Those are reasonable demands, IMO.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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There must be an opportunity for England, after all.

Being ruled by a woman is very anti-christian, one of the most offensive things a nation can do against God. Elizabeth II rules now, and her daughter Charles will be next Queen. Even if she is married to a strong man like Camilla Parker-bowles, it is not enough to satisfy Jesus.


And on top of that, after Hugh Grant was dismissed as president (I saw it on a movie, don't remember which one) they appointed another woman! So now the queen and the Prime Minister are women!. I don't want to think what happens if both menstrual cicles are concurrent!


But, a new hope arises. Where, if is not in America? Of course, the Godliest land in the world, sad of the destiny of the land of his ancestors, has brought a solution for all the bad things happening in there.


The name of the opportunity is Allen V. Evans. American, from the heart of the nation -Colorado-, and Christian (not sure, but if he comes from Colorado, he must be Christian)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4272634/American-man-claims-s-rightful-king-England.html

Yes, Brits, now you have the chance of your lives, to be ruled by an american and make Britain great again!





He is quite handsome, isn't he?


I guess Pastor Zeke should be in contact with him, in order to be the next spiritual leader of Great Britain and the Commonwealth.


I hope our English Brothers and Sisters in Christ will support the new king. Him, Donald and Putin will lead this world to Jesus, defeating Satan and his minions and instauring biblical law.


Long live the KING!!!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I am sorry to report that one of England's finest institutions, The Bank of England, has finally lost the plot and is pandering to the special snowflakes.

It is looking to make the £5 note (value approximately $1.50) meat free!

Vegetarians are angry because the new polymer fiver contains a small amount of tallow, which is derived from animal waste products.

So what?

It states that tallow is "unacceptable to millions of vegans, vegetarians, Hindus, Sikhs, Jains and others in the UK".

Brothers and Sisters, words fail me. Please pray for us.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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As a follow-up to this:

The former Archbishop of Canterbury has now declared that Britain is a 'post-Christian' country.

The current Archbishop of Canterbury has now come out as an atheist!

the Archbishop later conceded later his views as the leader of the Church of England are “probably not what the Archbishop of Canterbury should say.”

[Attila's Wife]

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The Godly citizens of the USA have (quite rightly) taken extreme offense at this example of so-called British humor on the Twitter.

The British Embassy in Washington posted this, with the caption:

Commemorating the 200th anniversary of burning the White House. Only sparklers this time!



pic.twitter.com/QIDBQTBmmL

This is in the worst possible taste, deeply offensive to all right-thinking people, and I can only apologize to all my fellow Real Americans and honorary Real Americans.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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God doesn't hate England, but you guys do for some reason. Why is that?

Cause God hates all countries except America. Trust me, there is reasons for each and everyone of them.

[DemonThinker96]

Re: God Hates England

God doesn't hate England, but you guys do for some reason. Why is that?

[James Ashton]

Re: God Hates England

The former Archbishop of Canterbury has now declared that Britain is a 'post-Christian' country.

I suppose even a broken clock can be right twice a day. It will still take more than one isolated incidence of his lies to avoid hell though. This is the man who favours women bishops and banking regulations and opposes cuts to welfare.


His thesis, which God has thankfully made quite tricky to track down, even claimed that companies can sin. I think not Justin. Men can sin, Women (obviously) can sin. Cities can sin (Ezekiel 16:49), certainly, and entire nations can sin (pretty much all of Amos 2)but the idea that a collective group of people that isn't a city or a nation can sin? Certainly not in my Bible.


Companies are sinless, and I don't need some communist "Archbishop" telling me otherwise.

[Attila's Wife]

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The former Archbishop of Canterbury has now declared that Britain is a 'post-Christian' country.

Rowan Williams said Britain was not a nation of believers and that the era of widespread worship was over.
....
Lord Williams, who retired from being the leader of the Church of England in 2012, said: "If I say that this is a post-Christian nation, that doesn't mean necessarily non-Christian. It means the cultural memory is still quite strongly Christian."
He added: "But [Britain is] post-Christian in the sense that habitual practice for most of the population is not taken for granted. A Christian nation can sound like a nation of committed believers and we are not that."

Please pray for us.

YiC
AW

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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As if things were not bad enough in this God-forsaken land, the future king of England has now gone native:

The future king lost it when he started talking to plants. We thought he had been mistakenly released from the old Basingstoke asylum.

[Attila's Wife]

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As if things were not bad enough in this God-forsaken land, the future king of England has now gone native:

[see_the_light]

Re: God Hates England

and the lawns will be improved immensely.

I was told they do not tend to their "gardens" and never brush their theeth.

Seems like and Anglaycan thing.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Alvin Moss]

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Well obviously - and, if you'll forgive me saying so, vice-versa. I mean, we have quite enough problems over here already without Messicans, who have tunneled through to the US, carrying on under the Atlantic and ending up here! Though maybe we could mine the tunnel?

Abandon all hope, Sister.

The Mexicans will find England eventually. You may have difficulties now caused by Pakistanis, Nigerians and other unsaved, but wait until you have ten million Mexicans hanging around drinking beer and listening to lewd Mexican music.

On the lighter side, reroofing houses will be much less expensive and the lawns will be improved immensely.