[Talitha]

Re: God Hates England

God hates your mum.

What are u going to do?

That's not quite true friend.
God actually commands us to hate our Parents.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)

[Luc!fer]

Re: God Hates England

God hates your mum.

What are u going to do?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Here's another example of why God hates England.

Can you imagine any Godly American Marine acting like this??

How Malcolm the tough-guy Marine turned into Bulgarian Miss Margaret

When retired commando Malcolm McPherson started house-hunting in the Bulgarian village of Jyulnitza after a distinguished career in the Royal Marines, locals thought they were welcoming a tough military man.

So when a genteel woman called Margaret McPherson, who looked uncannily like the ex-marine, moved into his house several months later they assumed she was his sister.

But Mr and Miss McPherson were one and the same.

The former Warrant Officer had decided that, along with a change of home, he would have a change of gender.

Miss McPherson, 64, served with the Royal Marines – undergoing their tough commando training – and with the Intelligence Corps in Northern Ireland at the height of the Troubles.

Photographs show her dramatic change from a tough, bearded soldier – who also spent 17 years training the Sultan of Oman's forces – to a quiet, unassuming woman.

In one, the camouflage-clad soldier poses casually in the desert, clutching an Austrian-made Steyr AUG while on patrol near the disputed Yemeni border in the Eighties.

The other photograph, taken last week, shows a woman in a plaid skirt sitting comfortably at home surrounded by ornaments and knick-knacks.

Miss McPherson, who has an adult daughter from a previous marriage, has not undergone any medical treatment to change gender.

She was advised by her doctor that it could have serious health implications at her age.

"I made the change on my 64th birthday and I feel very happy now," she added.

"A lot of us have been in the military because we try to suppress our longing by doing the most macho thing possible."

I won't post these revolting photograhs, but the link will allow you to see them if you must. I don't advise it....

[Brother Temperance]

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Yes, she really should be using a straw to drink from a can.

You think that thing's a she? Leaving aside the possibility that it's just a bull someone's given a novelty wig as a practical joke, the sad truth is that that's what the average "male" emo poofter looks like in the UK nowadays. It's a sick, sad world.

[Phoenix Risen]

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Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:

Yes, she really should be using a straw to drink from a can.

[Brother Temperance]

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Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:

Yes, it's true. They really ought to hang a sign over the Channel Tunnel:
"Welcome to England. WARNING: May contain emos."

[OnYourKnees]

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Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:

[Phoenix Risen]

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THIS story is simply revolting. A day care center (i.e., some communist child corral for pagan hippie mothers who can't be bothered to raise their own children), is being sued because they attempted to teach songs about Jesus to the ignorant, abused and neglected polack children in their care. As with all things British, it is a mess.



This is just obscene. It is surely true that God Hates England.

If the name of the place contains the word "Christian" then ou would expect it to be religiously based. Parents ought to be able to figure that one out.

But if you're going to operate as a religious group, or under the umbrella of a religious group, then you should not be eligible for government funding in the first place.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Apparently, things have degenerated so badly in Godless England that a dothead professor has designed a "game" the is supposed to "get your ready" for the vile heathenistic life of an average brit. THIS goes completely against God's word, as it is clearly aimed at desensitizing normal people to the revolting debauchery they are bound to witness on the streets of the UK.

All they need is the Holy Bible, and Jesus will clean up all the scum who reject Him.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Pastor, maybe a different and compassionate way around this "unfortunate" person's problem would be to convert them to True Christianity™ after all, Jesus© loves a Eunuch.
I'm sure the trivial matter of wearing dresses and other Ladies clothing could be cured with a good Ministering?

I agree with Sister T, however, we are talking about a non-American here, so we must assume he is a victim of the Homoeuropean Phenomenon. In Europe, homosexuality, bestiality, even wounded pigeon is considered normal sex . . . so this car thing is not taken seriously, rather, it is treated as a joke as witnessed in this video.

The only solution (in my expert opinion) is to offer refuge to all Baptist Eurohomers and let our Godly US Marine Corps clean up the mess. DISGUSTED GLENDORA

[Brother Temperance]

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Further evidence that England is a cesspool of sin and extreme perversion: THIS man likes to fornicate with cars!

I can't imagine that Jesus would approve...

Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”
And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.
“The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”

Well, as long as he's not going too far...

[Talitha]

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As everyone knows, homerism is rampant in the godless U.K. Now it seems that the sodomite recruitment program has focused on pre-teens, as THIS story of perversion illustrates.



Well of COURSE its an illness! And JESUS is the cure! This story just makes me sick. But there is one ray of hope: the perverted chopping and slicing of these joo doctors is REVERSIBLE! Let us all pray hard that Jesus will intervene to save this boy from a life of bleeding from his genitals and and afterlife of eternal torment in hell.

Pastor, maybe a different and compassionate way around this "unfortunate" person's problem would be to convert them to True Christianity™ after all, Jesus© loves a Eunuch.
I'm sure the trivial matter of wearing dresses and other Ladies clothing could be cured with a good Ministering?

As for that person Fornicating with cars, I can only say that looking at his choice of partner, the Guy simply has no taste. There was only one American Automobile on his list. No Hummer, no Cadillac and poor SUV must be really feeling forgotten!!
This is nearly as bad as hearing about those Dykes on Bikes who get their "Jollies" by buying a Harley Davidson Motorcycle so they can have the sensation of something Big and powerful between their Heathen thighs.

Jesus© weeps

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Further evidence that England is a cesspool of sin and extreme perversion: THIS man likes to fornicate with cars!

I can't imagine that Jesus would approve...

Sheesh what a sick, perverted homer.

Gives a new meaning to "taking it up the tail pipe" doesn't it.

Disgusted, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Further evidence that England is a cesspool of sin and extreme perversion: THIS man likes to fornicate with cars!

I can't imagine that Jesus would approve...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Well of COURSE its an illness! And JESUS is the cure! This story just makes me sick. But there is one ray of hope: the perverted chopping and slicing of these joo doctors is REVERSIBLE! Let us all pray hard that Jesus will intervene to save this boy from a life of bleeding from his genitals and and afterlife of eternal torment in hell.

It's an illness, but that's not all it is. It's also a slap in the face of Almighty God. If He made you as male or female, that ends the matter:

Isaiah 45:9: Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! [Let] the potsherd [strive] with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

Mark 10:6: But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

Romans 9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

Scotland hates England as well, so by the theory that the enemy of your enemy is your friend, does this mean we Scots are Saved(tm)?

Dear friend:

The enemy of one's enemy is not necessarily one's friend. Example: God hates homers, and Romanists hate homers, but God hates Romanists, who are most certainly not Saved©.