[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I don't get it. Why would a lady who is too old to bear children need to look for a husband?

I have been thinking the same.

We sure have an example in

Luke 1:24-25

...but, well...there is also this scripture:

Luke 1:6

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Starting THE RULES book club

I'm sorry, I'm confused. The only Rules you need is the Bible, and the one who should be finding a young Christian lady a Mr. Right is her father (or pastor if the father has been called home to Jesus). Why waste time on a book club that isn't Bible study?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I'm sorry, I'm confused. The only Rules you need is the Bible, and the one who should be finding a young Christian lady a Mr. Right is her father (or pastor if the father has been called home to Jesus). Why waste time on a book club that isn't Bible study?

These are wise words Mrs. Whitford! You are a paradigm of Titus 2:3-5!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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These are wise words Mrs. Whitford! You are a paradigm of Titus 2:3-5!

Are you calling me OLD?!?!?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Are you calling me OLD?!?!?

No, Mrs. Whitford! I'm so sorry to have used that, by no means you are old if you can still provide Jesus with more soldiers. You look lovely. I just meant that you are a wonderful role model for us young wives. "And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you." Please forgive me.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[whorishwoman]

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Granny, what are some of these rules? When I was a young lady just a few short years ago, I considered two rules to guide me: fear and obey my LORD, fear and obey my LORD by fearing and obeying my father. I knew that would be sufficient practice to being a help meet to a good man, and it was. Mr. Etheldreda has provided for me and our family for many years. I certainly didn't do any of these "modern" things like call boys on the phone, talk about my interests, or wear clothing that revealed my collar bone like they all do today. Today it's like everyone wants to be a Katy Perry and grind on table tops and dye their hair all kinds of ridiculous colors and pop pills at parties and take pictures of themselves naked and cut their arms and legs for attention.

Hello Mary, its nice to know you have found a nice good Christian husband. You say you avoided certain practices is this what stopped you getting unwanted attention from men? It would be very useful for you to elaborate how you have avoided sinners lustful advances for many years


Matthew 5:28 -But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello Mary, its nice to know you have found a nice good Christian husband. You say you avoided certain practices is this what stopped you getting unwanted attention from men? It would be very useful for you to elaborate how you have avoided sinners lustful advances for many years


Matthew 5:28 -But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

As it just so happened, I wasn't Saved until after I was married. When we married, my husband and I were servants of the Dark One (2 Corinthians 4:4). My husband did not join me in the Body of Christ right away, so for some time he continued to expect such awful things as sleeping in on Sunday, raising the girls to go to college, an my input with regard to family decisions. It was a trial and a persecution to be sure, but I must say, when Jesus saw me, and pitied me, and temporarily died for me up there on the Cross, He knew that my heart would one day be His. And so my Father called me, and so I was Saved (2nd Thessalonians 2:13).

My husband was eventually won over by my beauty. Of course most people think that means my physical beauty, but while natural an assumption as that might be, he saw also the beauty that was the Holy Spirit shining through. He saw that it was no longer I he was married to, but a living, breathing, woman-sized Tupperware Of Flesh in which the Spirit of Jesus lives (1 Corinthians 3:16). He realized he was married to Jesus, but with my face smiling at him. And he couldn't resist the love. It wasn't my beauty that wooed him, nor my jewels or fashionable style, nor my lovely hair. It was the love of Jesus he saw (1 Peter 3:1-6). He joins me in being a Bride of Christ, and I've never been happier in my three-way marriage.

[whorishwoman]

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As it just so happened, I wasn't Saved until after I was married. When we married, my husband and I were servants of the Dark One (2 Corinthians 4:4). My husband did not join me in the Body of Christ right away, so for some time he continued to expect such awful things as sleeping in on Sunday, raising the girls to go to college, an my input with regard to family decisions. It was a trial and a persecution to be sure, but I must say, when Jesus saw me, and pitied me, and temporarily died for me up there on the Cross, He knew that my heart would one day be His. And so my Father called me, and so I was Saved (2nd Thessalonians 2:13).

My husband was eventually won over by my beauty. Of course most people think that means my physical beauty, but while natural an assumption as that might be, he saw also the beauty that was the Holy Spirit shining through. He saw that it was no longer I he was married to, but a living, breathing, woman-sized Tupperware Of Flesh in which the Spirit of Jesus lives (1 Corinthians 3:16). He realized he was married to Jesus, but with my face smiling at him. And he couldn't resist the love. It wasn't my beauty that wooed him, nor my jewels or fashionable style, nor my lovely hair. It was the love of Jesus he saw (1 Peter 3:1-6). He joins me in being a Bride of Christ, and I've never been happier in my three-way marriage.

Thank you Mary what a wonderful story and it is loving you can share your marriage with Christ, you are an inspiration to me.
Mary I would like your advice please, I don't mean to cause you embarrassment or offence but I have been cursed with quite large breasts. They are not terribly big but a bit above average.
Should I get a breast reduction, is it sinful to have a heaving chest do you think? will it provoke unwanted attention?


Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

[Jim Farmer]

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but I have been cursed with quite large breasts. They are not terribly big but a bit above average.
Should I get a breast reduction, is it sinful to have a heaving chest do you think? will it provoke unwanted attention?


Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Bind them.


You will need them one day to feed your baby sons, so don't cut them off.

Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: Then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

Isaiah 66:11 That ye may suck, and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations; that ye may milk out, and be delighted with the abundance of her glory

[whorishwoman]

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Bind them.


You will need them one day to feed your baby sons, so don't cut them off.

Song of Solomon 8:10 I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: Then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.

Isaiah 66:11 That ye may suck, and be satisfied with the breasts of her consolations; that ye may milk out, and be delighted with the abundance of her glory

Will that effect the appearance of my breasts? or will it just bind them under clothing.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Will that effect the appearance of my breasts? or will it just bind them under clothing.

Don't be vain dear. Your beauty is of no great importance, after all, we are simply here as mere servants, mere "tupperware" as Mrs. Etheldreda so eloquently put it, of our Lord. God doesn't like vanity. "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised." Proverbs 31:30

[whorishwoman]

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Don't be vain dear. Your beauty is of no great importance, after all, we are simply here as mere servants, mere "tupperware" as Mrs. Etheldreda so eloquently put it, of our Lord. God doesn't like vanity. "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised." Proverbs 31:30

Yes I know my vanity it is a sin I need to be forced out of me also


Ecclesiastes 1:2 - Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all [is] vanity

[whorishwoman]

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As it just so happened, I wasn't Saved until after I was married. When we married, my husband and I were servants of the Dark One (2 Corinthians 4:4). My husband did not join me in the Body of Christ right away, so for some time he continued to expect such awful things as sleeping in on Sunday, raising the girls to go to college, an my input with regard to family decisions. It was a trial and a persecution to be sure, but I must say, when Jesus saw me, and pitied me, and temporarily died for me up there on the Cross, He knew that my heart would one day be His. And so my Father called me, and so I was Saved (2nd Thessalonians 2:13).

My husband was eventually won over by my beauty. Of course most people think that means my physical beauty, but while natural an assumption as that might be, he saw also the beauty that was the Holy Spirit shining through. He saw that it was no longer I he was married to, but a living, breathing, woman-sized Tupperware Of Flesh in which the Spirit of Jesus lives (1 Corinthians 3:16). He realized he was married to Jesus, but with my face smiling at him. And he couldn't resist the love. It wasn't my beauty that wooed him, nor my jewels or fashionable style, nor my lovely hair. It was the love of Jesus he saw (1 Peter 3:1-6). He joins me in being a Bride of Christ, and I've never been happier in my three-way marriage.

Mary I'm disappointed that infraction was uncalled for. You think I expressed homer interest in you, but Mary you are mistakne for I may be a harlot, but as a harlot I am also prone to lustrous thoughts towards people with PHYSICAL attractiveness on the outside, unfortunately you do not fit this category. So if I was to go lesbian with someone I would not choose you.
Sorry to let you down.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Mary I'm disappointed that infraction was uncalled for. You think I expressed homer interest in you, but Mary you are mistakne for I may be a harlot, but as a harlot I am also prone to lustrous thoughts towards people with PHYSICAL attractiveness on the outside, unfortunately you do not fit this category. So if I was to go lesbian with someone I would not choose you.
Sorry to let you down.

Friend, as a True Christian(tm) Mrs. Etheldreda is faultless, so any Infractions given by her are by their very nature justified.

I do pray that you understand how this is Scripturally sound.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Mary I'm disappointed that infraction was uncalled for. You think I expressed homer interest in you, but Mary you are mistakne for I may be a harlot, but as a harlot I am also prone to lustrous thoughts towards people with PHYSICAL attractiveness on the outside, unfortunately you do not fit this category. So if I was to go lesbian with someone I would not choose you.
Sorry to let you down.

Dear harlot:

Don't be rude to this great lady! She is a pillar of this community and she is lovely on the outside and the inside! She just radiates the Love of Our Lord! What innuendo is there? Also, don't wine about infractions! They are given rightfully and justfully. I've also lost points for forgetting my place, and when I did, all I did was apologize, work harder to being perfect and learn my place. Zip your mouth girl unless you have something to say praising Jesus! "I will bless the LORD at all times: his praise shall continually be in my mouth." Psalm 34:1

Elizabeth