[Witch Hammer]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

So Jesus died in the cross so men can feel superior to women? You know, you should try to do smart things so you can feel like a smart person, try to be someone by yourself, instead of insulting and humiliating women, that's not what a real man do

Daft slut!

Men were created superior. God molded us from dirt and breathed life into us. He created woman from man's rib as an afterthought and set her loose in Eden to really muck things up... you should be thankful that we hold women in high enough esteem to even treat them like dirt, though they are less than dirt.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

So Jesus died in the cross so men can feel superior to women? You know, you should try to do smart things so you can feel like a smart person, try to be someone by yourself, instead of insulting and humiliating women, that's not what a real man do

Bless your heart, honey. Have you even read the Bible? It's clear you haven't. I'll be so generous to include the link: http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

[RunningMyMouth]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

This looks very old, this kind of stuff don't work in 21th century soctiety. You know, a wife is a partner, a friend, somebody you love, somebody you respect and cherish, no man should treat a wife like a servant or an object, and if a man doesn't want to listen to his wife, maybe he shouldn't get married

[Didymus Much]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

This looks very old, this kind of stuff...

Even older than your futile arguments, Javiera?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

Dear Pastor, I need some more advice regarding these mostly very useful suggestions. I'm referring to one small but possibly significant detail in this Godly user manual.



Now, I must admit that my own wife is not very interesting for me especially when it comes to marital duties. We've been considering some acceptable ways to make this necessary but revolting act more interesting and could this be the answer? This manual suggest "a little gay" which could mean some fondling of another women as I watch - or a kiss with closed lips - but I'm not suggesting any full-blown fornication! I am certainly not going to let things out of hand to the point of...

Romans 1:26 - For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

I am not desperate yet but, to put it simply, the monthly task of conjugal relations around ovulation is exhausting. I do it willingly of course and certainly rejoice as it is God's will. I'm just thinking if this little entertainment would make Jesus more pleased with my often inadequate not to say limp performance when it comes to begetting?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[sinnersbedamned]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

Stop bragging about how much you would be getting paid if you were working a real job.

This is wrong. Women cannot be CEO's, psychologists or work in management. $5 per hour times the remaining hours per week is the equivalent of about $50, MAXIMUM. If that is not enough to purchase whole wheat bread, allow the man to do so.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Ways Women Can Work Harder to Please their Godly Husbands and be Better Women Overall

Dear Pastor, I need some more advice regarding these mostly very useful suggestions. I'm referring to one small but possibly significant detail in this Godly user manual.



Now, I must admit that my own wife is not very interesting for me especially when it comes to marital duties. We've been considering some acceptable ways to make this necessary but revolting act more interesting and could this be the answer? This manual suggest "a little gay" which could mean some fondling of another women as I watch - or a kiss with closed lips - but I'm not suggesting any full-blown fornication! I am certainly not going to let things out of hand to the point of...

Romans 1:26 - For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

I am not desperate yet but, to put it simply, the monthly task of conjugal relations around ovulation is exhausting. I do it willingly of course and certainly rejoice as it is God's will. I'm just thinking if this little entertainment would make Jesus more pleased with my often inadequate not to say limp performance when it comes to begetting?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

That is excellent advice Elmer. I have used similar methods to see if my sons or daughters (sometimes, a half dozen at once) have the homersexualistic tendencies. I'll sit in a chair in the corner of the room, in the shadows so my presence is forgotten and not a hindrance. I study them for hours, days, even weeks on end until I am comfortable with their lack of complete gayness. I video these sessions and supply them in BluRay DVD to the Pastorial team for expert review. After doing this for close to forty years, I have become an expert on what is gaysexual and what is not. While pride may be a minor weakness, I can say with a clear conscience that no one in the Hutchins Home has any queeristic tendencies.

[BrotherLarry]

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Brother Hutchins,

I think the Lord Jesus is smiling down upon you! He has blessed you with heterosexualized offspring and you've verified this - which is a double assurance that Heaven awaits them provided they live for the Lord in all ways. I know no gaywise individual is going to be seen swishing down the streets of gold. There are no rainbow colored angel wings in the skies of Glory.

Perhaps the only other person I can think of that has taken such an interest in their relatives is Dr. Niles, whose care of his precious nephew has never ceased to inspire us. How blessed I am to have acquaintances through this wondrous site like you and the doctor. May God's blessings flow on you both as you ejaculate "Hallelujah" in a loud voice from the bowels of your being.

COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Prayer Warrior]

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Stop bragging about how much you would be getting paid if you were working a real job.

This has to be the most ridiculous image and "job" list I've ever seen. On their website, they have what can no doubt be the most absurd article ever to accompany the image. Here are some of the so called "jobs" that moms are doing.

http://www.salary.com/what-s-a-mom-worth-in-2012/slide/3/

10. CEO: Last I checked, being a CEO involves: making your company's stock available on Walstreet, securing finances and loans, (and no I don't mean getting a loan for a used van, I am talking about multi-million and billion dollar financial transactions). And moms always on the clock, right? Like when they're sitting on the couch watching Sesame Street, with their 2 year old, that's them doing their job as "CEOs".

9. Laundry Machine Operator: Wow, she learned how to load her own clothes into a washer and press the on button! Give her thousands of dollars for that!

8. Psychologist: She could be a drunk drug addict, and have no degree, but we're supposed to believe she can do the job of a trained Psychologist with a PHD and that she should get paid what a Psychologist gets paid the same despite having no credentials?

7. Janitor: I live alone and I clean up after myself. Should I be getting paid to do that? Most of the messes are probably caused by the woman screwing up the meals and spilling food everywhere in the first place.

6. Van Driver: Holy cow! I can drive a car too! I suppose I should be getting paid to use up gas and drive my car around!


5. Computer Operator: I couldn't contain myself. A Computer operator? Really? Going online on Victoria's secret and updating your Facebook makes you a computer operator? Using your husband's credit card makes you a "Computer Operator"??? Women should be PAID to do this?! This survey also shows that they're "working" 6.5 hours a week and the image shows that they're "working" almost 9 hours a week.

4. Facilities Manager: Notice how the image says their highest paying job is a "facilities manager". What on Earth is a "Facilities Manager"? Here's an image from their website depicting a "facilities manager"



Notice even the little child is holding the wrench in the right end, and the woman is holding the wrench in the wrong end? I can just imagine the man in the background saying "Yeah! Hold that wrench! Like that! Got it!"

They describe it as

they manage their respective “staffs” and delegate authority in the form of chores for the kids and “Honey Do” lists for their partners.

A Honey Do list??? Any man who uses a wife's "Honey Do" list for anything other than toilet paper should be admitted to the nearest mental facility. Everyone knows it is the man who repairs objects, and delegates tasks.

Though this article does bring up an important point. Remember husbands, next time you order your wife and kids around, you should expect them to PAY you for the generous "Facilities Manager" service you are giving them.
Better yet, next time Christmas rolls around you can say you're giving them the generous gift of being a "facilities manager" all year long. By their logic, that gift should be more valuble than a new car.

This is just so absurd I can't even go on. Why don't women go out in the real world and apply for all these "jobs" that they're supposedly qualified for? Go up to a major company and say "Yeah, I'd like to apply for CEO or Psychologist. My qualifications? I took care of my 3 year old at home." See how far that gets them.

Don't these just sound like the type of job titles that an unemployed 30 year old would give themselves? "Uh.. it's not an allowance, I am employed as a facilities manager. I flush sometimes. I change the temperature when I'm cold. I clean up after myself, I take out the trash occasionally. I do the laundry. I'm really a hard worker". These are the responsibilities that everyone who lives on their own already does anyway in addition to their job. Except men don't feel the need to pretend that doing so makes them "CEOs".