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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572
    #1

    BBW and similar terms

    Ladies, it has come to my attention that, in the course of your regular catty backbiting whisper-campaigns (or however it is women communicate) insensitive words have been used. It is time to get our vocabulary straight.

    In place of the word "Fat", it is now proper ettequette to use the term "BBW", meaning "Big Beautiful Woman".

    Please use this term. Also, because I like precision in communication, here are some other acceptable terms:

    BKPW (Big Kinda Pretty Woman)
    BPW (Big Plain Woman)
    BNSITAW (Big not sure if it's a woman)
    BFDBOF (Big fat disgusting blob of fat)
    CURMOBFTMMVIMM (Colossal utterly revolting mountain of blubbery flesh that makes me vomit in my mouth).
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 06-18-2015, 04:01 AM.
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    Tags: fat, obesity, slang
    • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2014
      • 1330
      #2
      Re: BBW and similar terms

      You are such a kind man! Thank you for the clear instructions -- if even a feeble minded woman can follow it, so can the other heathens spamming our precious site!
      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: BBW and similar terms

          You missed one: Big Black Woman.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • lukasekman
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 614
              #4
              Re: BBW and similar terms

              For very fat women (above 220 lbs.), the appropriate term is SOTURD (She's On Top - U R Dead)

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                • SoldierofChrist
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                  • Jun 2015
                  • 86
                  #5
                  Re: BBW and similar terms

                  Thank you brother for aiding us in propriety I shall be sure to use these terms instead.
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                    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                       
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 6572
                      #6
                      Re: BBW and similar terms

                      It turns out that if a man is attracted to a black woman it's inappropriate to use the term "jungle fever".

                      From now on the term is "rain forest fever".
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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: BBW and similar terms

                          I always thought when a White whore went after a nigra, it was 'Mandingo Madness'.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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