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Sweet Sister Great Granny Isabella and others
Ladies,
I am concerned about the women candidates trying to run against President Trump in 2020 and even more concerned that Christian women aren't doing more to combat it. The ONLY female that God would have blessed in office is Michele Bachmann, because she put Him first in everything and even though she had a gay husband, she was not about to lose her faith in America or in Jesus. So:
I am considering building a national group of devoted Christian women to hold rallies wherever the female candidates are appearing. My ex-lezbean friend Tank is already up to her nose in other womens business so I will need a dependable leader to take the reins. With all the things I am involved in, it's just impossible for me to take my talents away from the homers to lead the weaker gender in this effort.
I want you to all pray about it and nominate the woman of Landover that you think will suit this crusade best of all. Give me some reasons why. Don't be shy. Nominate yourself if you feel you'd be best. Time is running out on the Trump presidency unless he changes the law (the best thing that could happen) so he has an indefinite term. Four more years is not enough but we HAVE to get those four more years. America's problems are too great despite Donald's amazing knack for handling things bigly.
This is no time to sit back knitting. Let's start hitting the streets, ladies. Bring a map.
I am concerned about the women candidates trying to run against President Trump in 2020 and even more concerned that Christian women aren't doing more to combat it. The ONLY female that God would have blessed in office is Michele Bachmann, because she put Him first in everything and even though she had a gay husband, she was not about to lose her faith in America or in Jesus. So:
I am considering building a national group of devoted Christian women to hold rallies wherever the female candidates are appearing. My ex-lezbean friend Tank is already up to her nose in other womens business so I will need a dependable leader to take the reins. With all the things I am involved in, it's just impossible for me to take my talents away from the homers to lead the weaker gender in this effort.
I want you to all pray about it and nominate the woman of Landover that you think will suit this crusade best of all. Give me some reasons why. Don't be shy. Nominate yourself if you feel you'd be best. Time is running out on the Trump presidency unless he changes the law (the best thing that could happen) so he has an indefinite term. Four more years is not enough but we HAVE to get those four more years. America's problems are too great despite Donald's amazing knack for handling things bigly.
This is no time to sit back knitting. Let's start hitting the streets, ladies. Bring a map.
she is. And now, you've so kindly brought this to our attention, so I can only say that this is the Will of 
Almighty, that we should work together for this cause, unreservedly, and with all of our might. The forces of 
will not stand in our way!
-- someone such as our beloved Joanna Lytton-Vasey. Sister Joanna knows the 
, as she so patiently verifies in her postings daily, and I think she would be an ideal candidate! As mentioned, I will still give as much support as I can, and I will even bring my tambourine to the rallies. If coaxed enough, I might even offer a lovely song of praise prior to the meeting.
of 
, would it? Although, one wonders how tempting it would be to escape from that three-ring circus in your land, the one that is known as "Clownish Boris."
servants of the 
. And, as for my seeing my lawyer soon to ensure that you will receive your generous inheritance, you won't need to worry about that, dear boy. I've just fixed things rather nicely for you. Just this morning, when I opened up my computer mailbox thingy, I noticed a new letter from a woman from England (that's where Sister Joanna lives, if I'm not mistaken). Mrs. Jasso is a rather wealthy woman, at that, and she has written to inform me that her dear husband had left her as beneficiary of a fund of 9 million pounds Sterling, to open homes for orphans and abused women. But, Mrs. Jasso is suffering with cancer and is unable to do this, so she wants to transfer those funds to me. And since I do not need the money, I could only think of how your blessed gospel ministry would benefit from this money greatly. There's no need for you to do anything to activate the transaction, dear Brother Larry. I've already sent her your name, address and phone number, so you shall be hearing from her shortly.
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