[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

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That is the dumbest thing I have heard all day. Jiffy Lube was made for women. I call the drive thru pretty self-sufficient, Ted's lawn green and feed lawn service self-sufficient, and I know how to work a few battery operated power tools. I say I have a lot to offer.

You can buy the oil and filter and do the oil change yourself for less than half what Jiffy Lube charges, and it only takes about 10 minutes.

I use a pushmower to cut the grass, and wear my bikini when I mow, garden, or do other yard work - get a workout and a tan while beautifying your lawn.

Every woman alive knows how to operate ceratin battery-operated power tools, honey. Duracell stock is way up.

[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Dances with joy, you're a real killjoy. Leave it to you to turn a good food thread into "women can work on cars, too". How about getting in your car that you love so much and driving down to the Jack-in-the-box and picking me up some onion rings and a couple of Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Dances with joy, you're a real killjoy. Leave it to you to turn a good food thread into "women can work on cars, too". How about getting in your car that you love so much and driving down to the Jack-in-the-box and picking me up some onion rings and a couple of Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburgers?

Get it your damn self.

[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Well, at least we're talking about cheeseburgers again.

[VictoryOS]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Yum, cheeseburgers! Does anybody else typically get two orders of fries at a time? I love fries!

[Seeker]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Yum, cheeseburgers! Does anybody else typically get two orders of fries at a time? I love fries!

Yes, and Supersized

[Seeker]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Ok lets see how this would be...............
Breakfast 3 meat omelet, biscuits, gravy, and bacon
Lunch Fried chicken, mashed taters, homemade mac and cheese and rolls
Dinner meatloaf, fried taters, brown gravy and homemade banana pudding.
Snack before bed homemade hot chocolate and homemade pound cake

Where is the fiber, complex carbs, veggies, and fruits? Are you trying to kill your husband?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Ok lets see how this would be...............
Breakfast 3 meat omelet, biscuits, gravy, and bacon
Lunch Fried chicken, mashed taters, homemade mac and cheese and rolls
Dinner meatloaf, fried taters, brown gravy and homemade banana pudding.
Snack before bed homemade hot chocolate and homemade pound cake

That's entirely too much meat and carbs (especially processed sugar) for one day - that's enough meat and sugar for a week. And Seeker is absolutely right - you need vegetables other than potatoes.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Do the mashed potatoes at lunch have gravy on them?

Hmmm, I'll bet they do. And does she bake pies? If she bakes pies for the family, then that's altogether too much fat and sugar.

She needs to cut down, replace the fats and carbs with fresh green salads.

[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

That's entirely too much meat and carbs (especially processed sugar) for one day - that's enough meat and sugar for a week. And Seeker is absolutely right - you need vegetables other than potatoes.

Here's Hillary Clinton trying to tell us how to eat!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Here's Hillary Clinton trying to tell us how to eat!

Go ahead and pig out on four fatty meats and sugary pies - I'll send you some flowers to brighten your stay in the coronary unit.

[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Are you trying to scare people?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Are you trying to scare people?

No - just pointing out that a steady diet of the kind of meals you're talking about is a heart attack looking for a place to happen.

[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Great. Are you a doctor or something?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Great. Are you a doctor or something?

No, but I have studied nutrition.