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  • #16
    Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    I handle all Pastor Zeke's meat. I know just how it likes it done.


    I'm sure you do.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • #17
      Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      I handle all Pastor Zeke's meat. I know just how it likes it done.
      And she gets the back of my hand if she overdoes it too. Praise God.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #18
        Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

        Amen, Pastor Zeke and Sister Thumper. I just don't understand why some people cannot grasp the natural order of things as outlined in the Holy Bible.
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

        A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
         Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
        LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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        • #19
          Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

          Ok lets see how this would be...............
          Breakfast 3 meat omelet, biscuits, gravy, and bacon
          Lunch Fried chicken, mashed taters, homemade mac and cheese and rolls
          Dinner meatloaf, fried taters, brown gravy and homemade banana pudding.
          Snack before bed homemade hot chocolate and homemade pound cake

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          • #20
            Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

            Do the mashed potatoes at lunch have gravy on them?
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • #21
              Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

              Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
              Ok lets see how this would be...............
              Breakfast 3 meat omelet, biscuits, gravy, and bacon
              Lunch Fried chicken, mashed taters, homemade mac and cheese and rolls
              Dinner meatloaf, fried taters, brown gravy and homemade banana pudding.
              Snack before bed homemade hot chocolate and homemade pound cake
              That diet sounds out of balance to me - at least one meal needs to have something that is grilled, preferably over mesquite.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #22
                Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                I have a question for the Pastors.

                Sirs, while I want to ensure that my Daddy (and when my man gets back from Iraq, him) eat a proper man's meal, is it proper, do y'all think, if I were to cook plenty of manly steaks and meat dishes, but in a way that had low fat?

                Is it proper for a True Christian lady to be concerned about the weight of her menfolk? Please do advise me here, I ain't sure if I should be punished for thinking of buying that George Foreman grill.
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                • #23
                  Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                  Here's one of my hit new recipes:

                  Bacon Cups! They are wrapped around a cupcake tin and baked. These are a hit at any party whether filled with ice cream or chili con carne.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #24
                    Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                    Your closed minded insular perspective has failed you once again:

                    Pecan-Brown Sugar & Bacon Ice Cream

                    Excerpted from Seduced by Bacon: Recipes & Lore About America's Favorite Indulgence by Joanna Pruess (The Lyons Press, 2006). Copyright 2006 by Joanna Pruess.

                    Makes 1 1/2 quarts
                    Here's a delicious surprise: tiny bits of salty bacon are a wonderful addition to this creamy dessert. Maple-cured or applewood-smoked bacon seem to be ideal choices here.
                    • 3 cups heavy cream
                    • 1 cup milk
                    • 1 1/4 cups firmly packed dark brown sugar
                    • 4 egg yolks
                    • 1 cup chopped pecans
                    • 1 pound bacon, cooked until very crisp, blotted on paper towels and finely chopped (about 1/2 cup)
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #25
                      Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Here's one of my hit new recipes:

                      Bacon Cups! They are wrapped around a cupcake tin and baked. These are a hit at any party whether filled with ice cream or chili con carne.
                      Oh my GOD!! Those look positively Deeeeeeeelish. I think I will make some for our weekly LOL meeting on Wednesday.
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                      • #26
                        Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                        That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.

                        Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
                        Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
                        Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
                        Bacon Bowl Salad!

                        Served on a mat of bacon

                        Mmmmmmm!
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                        • #27
                          Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.

                          Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
                          Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
                          Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
                          Bacon Bowl Salad!

                          Served on a mat of bacon

                          Mmmmmmm!
                          That's my girl!

                          I like the way she dips my biscuits in bacon drippings, then feeds it to me one morsel at a time.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.

                            Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
                            Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
                            Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
                            Bacon Bowl Salad!

                            Served on a mat of bacon

                            Mmmmmmm!
                            Honestly, you will gain like 20 pounds after that meal and I've studied nutrition!


                            GENTLEMEN! THIS IS ABSURD!

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                            • #29
                              Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                              Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
                              GENTLEMEN! THIS IS ABSURD!

                              Look, you're not fooling us with your "Gentlemen" nonsense. We all know that it is a code word, a call to arms for your retarded "B" brethren. Please cut it out and give Jesus a chance. Would your "B-boys" die on a cross for you? Surely not. But did Jesus? YES! So give some serious consideration to renouncing your 4-channel ways and come to the Light of the Cross today!
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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                              • #30
                                Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                                Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                                Look, you're not fooling us with your "Gentlemen" nonsense. We all know that it is a code word, a call to arms for your retarded "B" brethren. Please cut it out and give Jesus a chance.
                                How about you stop dreaming and stay focused on the topic for now. What you just posted is explicitly unrelated.

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