[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Sorry but that actually made me laugh out loud. You think some guy who passed away over 2000 years ago sent me to a website. I know you think he's some form of spiritual entity who has influence on everyone, so don't bother explaining.

Jesus only died temporarily. He arose on the third day and then later floated up to Heaven to be with His father God. There were something like 500 witnesses.

He's looking down on you right now. Won't you please open your heart to Him? All He wants is your adoration.

[HTannor]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Feel free to leave, but I hope you'll stop and think about something first: Jesus sent you here for a reason.

Jesus only died temporarily. He arose on the third day and then later floated up to Heaven to be with His father God. There were something like 500 witnesses.

He's looking down on you right now. Won't you please open your heart to Him? All He wants is your adoration.

Pastor Zeke, I sit in awe of your Godly appproach to this Godmocking nancyboy. Your patience and persistance in appealing to him are exactly the reasons you have attained the lofty status you hold in our fine church.

Sadly, I cannot stomach people such as this person, and is exactly the reason why I can only dream of being as holy as you.

I will regularly fall to my knees while in your presence.

[MEATCLUB]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

This guy could use it as dental floss.

What in Gods green earth. Is that one of them there Jigopotomus

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

What in Gods green earth. Is that one of them there Jigopotomus

Are you a racist? Looks like a happy Negro to me.

We try to respect all the other races here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

What in Gods green earth. Is that one of them there Jigopotomus

I believe the thread title specifically said "ADULTS ONLY".

[Albasha]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Dissssssssgusting! Leave it to the Catlicks to do something sickening and perverted with beads and butts.

Who are Catlicks? Sounds to me that they enjoy licking a pussy? I have a friend - K Lafferty who uses the beads every day. He is of an evil cult though and not like us

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Her name is Sister Thumper - NOT 'Klafferty'.

Please read properly the name of the person to whom your posted is directed.

Thank you, yours in Christ, McUinnean.

[JCisazombie]

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

So I found this thread because of Stumbleupon (which I'm sure you all think is a tool of Satan). Are you guys serious? Pastor Ezekiel calls someone a whore and doesn't even know them. You guys call yourselves Christians? And you probably wonder why so few people like you. I'm all for religions, you can worship whoever you want, I don't care. I don't believe in God, but I don't run around and tell people to not believe. If they believe, good for them, not going to ruin my mood. But I find it kind of funny that this Ezekiel guy calls him a whore, tells him he opens his legs for a dollar, then in the next quote tells him Jesus just wants his adoration.

Jesus only died temporarily. He arose on the third day and then later floated up to Heaven to be with His father God. There were something like 500 witnesses.

He's looking down on you right now. Won't you please open your heart to Him? All He wants is your adoration.

Do any of you women talk in church? Because you know, in the bible it says you're not allowed. You're also not allowed to have haircuts, but you CAN have slaves. How nice.

So do you own slaves? No? Oh, why? Because times have changed? It's been how long since that 'book' was written? It's funny how you guys can think for yourselves when it comes to things that are AGAINST THE LAW, but if it's in a gray area and the bible forbids it, you guys freak out.

I thought Christians were supposed to be tolerant, not bigots.

[JCisazombie]

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According to Ezekiel's signature, a couple of you are going to Hell. Hypocrites and the despiteful.

I believe the thread title specifically said "ADULTS ONLY".

This is one of them. He called someone a retard for a typo, man he's SUCH AN ADULT. Grow up people.

[Jo Freddie]

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I thought Christians were supposed to be tolerant, not bigots.

I am afraid you are mistaken on that point.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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So I found this thread because of Stumbleupon (which I'm sure you all think is a tool of Satan).

Anything that can lead to sin can be used by Satan as a tool.

Are you guys serious?

Yes

Pastor Ezekiel calls someone a whore and doesn't even know them. You guys call yourselves Christians? And you probably wonder why so few people like you.

We are all Christians here. We follow EVERY word in the Bible and don't just pick and choose like false christians. And the reason only a few people like that is because only a few people don't want to live their lives in sin and debauchery.

I'm all for religions, you can worship whoever you want, I don't care. I don't believe in God, but I don't run around and tell people to not believe.

And yet here you are, on a privately owned Christian forum mocking us.

If they believe, good for them, not going to ruin my mood. But I find it kind of funny that this Ezekiel guy calls him a whore, tells him he opens his legs for a dollar, then in the next quote tells him Jesus just wants his adoration.

I'm glad that you find Pastor Ezekiel warning somebody that their deathstyle choice will lead to an eternity of Hell amusing.

Do any of you women talk in church? Because you know, in the bible it says you're not allowed.

Yes, we know that. No, we women do not speak up in church, because that is the man's duty. God gives all of us roles to play, and if we reject that we accept that we will be damned for an eternity.

You're also not allowed to have haircuts

Can you back that up with scripture?

but you CAN have slaves. How nice.

No, because secular law forbids it.

"Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation." Romans 13:1-2

So do you own slaves? No? Oh, why? Because times have changed?

Please refer to my previous answer.

It's been how long since that 'book' was written? It's funny how you guys can think for yourselves when it comes to things that are AGAINST THE LAW, but if it's in a gray area and the bible forbids it, you guys freak out.

Well, I'm going to assume you meant to type that we can't think for ourselves, which is absurd since we all have made the informed decision to repent of our sins and serve the Lord. The Law we really care about here is God's Law, and hopefully soon secular law will change to follow Biblical Law.

I thought Christians were supposed to be tolerant, not bigots.

Says the person who took the time to register here to post this hateful message. Nobody here is a bigot (save for unsaved trash like yourself). However, we do not tolerate it when people lead others into believing anything but following God's Word and accepting Jesus will get you into Heaven. Much as you would not (hopefully at least) tolerate rapists and murderers, we do not tolerate sinners.

[JCisazombie]

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I believe the thread title specifically said "ADULTS ONLY".

I am afraid you are mistaken on that point.

I've been proven wrong.. Not about this, but in another post I said I was sure they ban people who are Atheist. Given, you might not be atheist, but judging by your medals or whatever are under your name, they don't like you much.

That's another thing. Whoever the admin of this forum is, is an ass. So to you guys, is it "Worship what we do, or we hate you." Is that in the bible somewhere?

Bigot, according to Merriam Webster:
: a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices

Sounds like the majority of the people on here. But to their defense, if atheists get on here all the time and go all "OMG YOU GUYS SUCK", I'd get annoyed too. So this is pretty much an endless cycle. There's always going to be Atheists registering for this site until something's invented that scans you before you register, and they're going to forever fight and argue with each other.

And yet here you are, on a privately owned Christian forum mocking us.

How am I mocking you exactly?



I'm glad that you find Pastor Ezekiel warning somebody that their deathstyle choice will lead to an eternity of Hell amusing.

He wasn't warning him. He called him a whore without knowing him, and for on reason. So christian-like.



Yes, we know that. No, we women do not speak up in church, because that is the man's duty. God gives all of us roles to play, and if we reject that we accept that we will be damned for an eternity.



Can you back that up with scripture? Ezekiel 44:20 ESV / 21 helpful votes

They shall not shave their heads or let their locks grow long; they shall surely trim the hair of their heads.

1 Corinthians 11:6

For if a wife will not cover her head, then she should cut her hair short. But since it is disgraceful for a wife to cut off her hair or shave her head, let her cover her head.



1 Corinthians 11:14

Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him,
Leviticus 19:27 ESV / 10 helpful votes

You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard.





Well, I'm going to assume you meant to type that we can't think for ourselves, which is absurd since we all have made the informed decision to repent of our sins and serve the Lord. The Law we really care about here is God's Law, and hopefully soon secular law will change to follow Biblical Law.

No, I meant that you CAN think for yourselves. When the choice is decided for you, because of a law, the choice is easy for you and you decide. But if there's no law against it, you go by the Bible. You don't think for yourselves, you just say "oh, this book told me this is bad so that's what I'm going to think." You could easily own a slave technically, but since that's illegal now, you won't. But homosexuality isn't illegal. So what do you do? You preach hate.

Says the person who took the time to register here to post this hateful message. Nobody here is a bigot (save for unsaved trash like yourself). However, we do not tolerate it when people lead others into believing anything but following God's Word and accepting Jesus will get you into Heaven. Much as you would not (hopefully at least) tolerate rapists and murderers, we do not tolerate sinners.

Why don't you open a dictionary and look up bigot. Then look at some of the people on here. I don't know everyone of course, but being an asshole isn't very Christian. But then again, how would I know? Maybe that's how you're supposed to act.

And you were right about one thing, I don't tolerate rapists or murderers haha. We're in agreement there.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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In the future, could you please cut up a post with QUOTE tags rather than adding your comments inside of the quote? It makes it a little bit easier to read and respond to.

I've been proven wrong.. Not about this, but in another post I said I was sure they ban people who are Atheist. Given, you might not be atheist, but judging by your medals or whatever are under your name, they don't like you much.

He's a (very vocal) pastafarian, and no, people aren't banned for having different beliefs then us. People get banned because they come on here and don't respect OUR beliefs.

That's another thing. Whoever the admin of this forum is, is an ass. So to you guys, is it "Worship what we do, or we hate you." Is that in the bible somewhere?

Well, God isn't especially fond of unbelievers. He tends to send them to Hell. The Bible also prohibits us from associating with them:

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?" 2 Corinthians 6:14

Bigot, according to Merriam Webster:
: a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices

I'm leaving this here to prove a point.

Sounds like the majority of the people on here. But to their defense, if atheists get on here all the time and go all "OMG YOU GUYS SUCK", I'd get annoyed too. So this is pretty much an endless cycle. There's always going to be Atheists registering for this site until something's invented that scans you before you register, and they're going to forever fight and argue with each other.

Most of the atheists that come onto this forum post bigoted comments exactly like that. The funny thing is, if they were really tolerant, they would just let us be instead of registering here to post their angry anti-Christianity views.

How am I mocking you exactly?

Well, your name is rather offensive, you call us bigots and assholes, and you imply we are all too stupid to think for ourselves.

He wasn't warning him. He called him a whore without knowing him, and for on reason. So christian-like.

It was a warning that he will go to Hell if he does not repent. And perhaps we are a bit jaded due to the relentless onslaught of God-mocking trolls we get here.

Now, about the scripture you posted. First, please only post scripture from the King James version of the Bible, because that is the only one we use here. Now, the only verse that specifically forbids cutting hair is Leviticus 19:27, which refers to emulating pagan hair styles of the time. You can read more about it at this site.

No, I meant that you CAN think for yourselves. When the choice is decided for you, because of a law, the choice is easy for you and you decide. But if there's no law against it, you go by the Bible. You don't think for yourselves, you just say "oh, this book told me this is bad so that's what I'm going to think." You could easily own a slave technically, but since that's illegal now, you won't. But homosexuality isn't illegal. So what do you do? You preach hate.

We make a conscious CHOICE to follow the Bible. There is no gun being held to our heads and our decision isn't forced, the choice is entirely made of our own free will.

And how do we preach hate? We believe that a homosexual will get sent to Hell because of their actions, and we want them to go to Heaven instead. Does that sound like hate to you?

Why don't you open a dictionary and look up bigot. Then look at some of the people on here. I don't know everyone of course, but being an asshole isn't very Christian. But then again, how would I know? Maybe that's how you're supposed to act.

You're mocking us again here. Thank you for implying that our religion is based around being an asshole.

And you were right about one thing, I don't tolerate rapists or murderers haha. We're in agreement there.

Good, then I hope you can understand the point I was trying to make.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Anything that can lead to sin can be used by Satan as a tool..

[Scarlet Wynter]

Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

Okay, I just feel the need to ask this: Why is there a thread about "anal beads" in a women's forum on a christian site?