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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I just had a visit from a company interested in having me grow lettuce! Can you beleive that! Seemed like a nice fellow though.
    Did you happen to notice any rosaries or "Sacred Heart of Mary" prayer cards in his truck?

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  • James Hutchins
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    I just had a visit from a company interested in having me grow lettuce! Can you beleive that! Seemed like a nice fellow though.
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  • MisterM
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    I should have read this forum more carefully. I just ordered 3 pizzas and then I noticed that they are forbidden. How should I handle pizza guy? Tell them that I don't pay for unholy food? Or should I load my riffle?

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  • PetitionLady
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    Originally posted by Daddy's Lil JuneBug View Post
    Halloween is evil.
    (Zephaniah 1:8)
    8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

    (1 Peter 3:3)
    3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
    Yes it is the devil's holiday and we have called it out.

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  • Daddy's Lil JuneBug
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    Originally posted by Skategv View Post
    Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!
    Halloween is evil.
    (Zephaniah 1:8)
    8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

    (1 Peter 3:3)
    3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Skategv View Post
    Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!
    Nobody eats "jackofflanterns".

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  • Skategv
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    Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Look what happened when Eve got ahold of one!
    Apples (except in pie form)
    Genesis 3:3 But of the fruit of the tree which [is] in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
    Whar does it mention t'was an apple ?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    Where do you get your cans?
    Most come from Mrs. Johnson. She conveniently stacks them up behind the window of her kitchen for my target practice.

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  • Nobar King
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    Where do you get your cans?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
    This is a disturbing product.
    This is the kind of crap that makes me happy I hunt my own dinner almost every day. Cans should be used for target practice, not for food.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
    This is a disturbing product.

    The implication, I take it, is that one can imagine eating a passe Puerto Rican boy band.

    Vile!!


    LOL, tripe and hominy. Eww.

    Uhh........

    It's bad enough when I feed tripe to the dogs, I'm not about to eat it myself. That is the point right? They're marketing this for human consumption?

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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    This is a disturbing product.

    The implication, I take it, is that one can imagine eating a passe Puerto Rican boy band.

    Vile!!


    LOL, tripe and hominy. Eww.
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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I've just discovered that the filthy perverted Austrians are openly marketing ice cream that turns you queer.

    That was just horrid! In public, in front of Children, do those eurotrash have no morals?

    On another note, I bring this up because my husband loves pumpkin pie. I would like to argue for the sugar pumpkin, they are small (aprox 8" in diameter) and absolutely useless for carving into satanic images as they are mostly flesh with a few seeds. They also make the best and tastiest pies. The pumpkins they sell for helloween are absolute garbage for pies.

    Please let me know, as I have a freezer full at the moment from last falls baking.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    I've just discovered that the filthy perverted Austrians are openly marketing ice cream that turns you queer.

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