[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

There'll probably be demons in this stuff. My advice? Don't touch it.

[Lynne is BACK!]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

Wow. Now you've gone over the top.

Really, this is PATHETIC.

[LittleMissV]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

I have seen some (commercial brand) frozen pastry doughs in Christian freezers, and I'm torn.

It is good to have on hand in case a pie burns or something, and the replacement pie is needed quickly.....but if the frozen (commercial) dough is around, even for emergencies, doesn't it encourage Christian gals not to bake from scratch?

Maybe the frozen dough should be kept in a glass case you have to break if you're going to use it. That would make the lazy cook think twice before copping out, except in a true emergency.

Maybe it could be put in some kind of safe, of which only our husbands know the code?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

I have seen some (commercial brand) frozen pastry doughs in Christian freezers, and I'm torn.

It is good to have on hand in case a pie burns or something, and the replacement pie is needed quickly.....but if the frozen (commercial) dough is around, even for emergencies, doesn't it encourage Christian gals not to bake from scratch?

Maybe the frozen dough should be kept in a glass case you have to break if you're going to use it. That would make the lazy cook think twice before copping out, except in a true emergency.

[Larry Lee]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

I noticed the absence of leek on sodomy-encouraging list!

Astute observation, Missy. Leeks are beloved by Frenchies and are unsuitable for manly consumption (not that I can fathom why a True Christian™ wife would even think of preparing a roasted leek with crumbled hard-boiled egg and tarragon vinaigrette for her heterosexual husband).

[LittleMissV]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

I noticed the absence of leek on sodomy-encouraging list!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

and he says you got to watch taters especally red ones real careful like
(horrifying image deleted)
cause they can really fool you if you take care when your pickin them out at the store.

Thank you for that warning. That's why potatoes should be sliced into freedom fries, so that weak females (and those boys who are tempted to take up the hobby of being damnable sodomites) won't be tempted.

[Atheist are evil]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

I migth as well ad any kind of quaker producto, since all come from that satanist cult!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

It gets worse!

UnGodly folks, undoubtedly inspired by vegetative abominations like the foul tuber above, concoct vile culinary depravities for their puerile amusement and then revel in consuming their foul spews !!

[Emil Sledge]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

Now Im frettin about food I tell you. Me and Pastor Merle was talkin about bad foods and he had all kind a things he says are on his list of foods Morning Star Baptist members dont ever eat ever ever. But he also said no beer and I saw him drinkin one over to the bowling ally so Im real confused and hope the LBC can clear this up for me cause Im startin to trust LBC a lot more than Pastor Merle cause he I think maybe bear false witness to me about the beer. Ill write the things he says are missin from the LBC list and you can read it and say if there ok to eat or not. Ill be glad to know and Ill feel alot safer for sure.

mayonase
miracle whip
ice creme
popsicles
bread sticks
ranch dressin
marshmellow fluff
parsnips
turnips
creme soda
smoothies
yogurt
coconut
banana peppers
vermont cheeses
california cheeses
canadian bacon
bagels
creme cheese
asparagus
and he says you got to watch taters especally red ones real careful like

cause they can really fool you if you take care when your pickin them out at the store.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

Amen Brother,it even tastes good to

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

I'd leave the colors to one side: The Biblical equivalent is marrow, and we see that God approves:

Job:21:24: His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.
Psalms:63:5: My soul shall be satisfied as with marrow and fatness; and my mouth shall praise thee with joyful lips:
Proverb:3:8: It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.
Isa:25:6: And in this mountain shall the LORD of hosts make unto all people a feast of fat things, a feast of wines on the lees, of fat things full of marrow, of wines on the lees well refined.

See, it's even good for your navel.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

The Good and right Pastor Ezekiel has informed me that Cream pies OF any sort are not acceptable(HOMER FOOD) so I assume that cool whip falls under that category as well , it is creamy.

Here is my question .Jello is it OK ?It comes in many colors like the rainbow( sign of the homers) and I have seen people serve cool whip with it?
Would it just be safer to stay with pies?
I am soooo confused ,please help
YIC Lola

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

PROOF Root vegetables are SATANIC!!

[Rev Moonfloss]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

Praise be to the LORD Almighty!

Fried chicken ain’t on the list!!!