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  • #31
    Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

    UPDATE: Paris Hilton is not only a born-again Christian, it turns out she's been doing that "silver ring thing": that is, she's still a virgin.
    There’s some bad news today for those of you dreaming that you might one day enjoy a roll in the hay with highly-talented video star Paris Hilton: the hotel heiress has declined an offer to have a sex doll made in her image.
    She's against graven images, which means she follows the 10 commandments. Now for the virginity pledge:
    An outraged Hilton said: “I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll" …I’m like, ‘I really don’t want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!’”
    I always thought those internet videos looked fake for some reason.
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    • #32
      Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

      HA! Those internet videos are as real as they come, friend. And why have you seen them anyway, a bit randy are we?
      God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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      • #33
        Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

        Originally posted by Ghost View Post
        HA! Those internet videos are as real as they come, friend. And why have you seen them anyway, a bit randy are we?
        I should ask you the same thing, hypocrite?
        How else could you know if they are "as real as they come" or not?

        And what is "they" in this instance?
        Do you refer to homemade porn videos? Or simply porn videos?
        In the habit of watching such, are we?
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #34
          Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

          Most certainly not, sir. I just know of such things from my unholy friends, sir. I am asking Trent Harvey what you asked me. I see he has no reply yet either...
          God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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          • #35
            Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

            Originally posted by Ghost View Post
            I am asking Trent Harvey what you asked me. I see he has no reply yet either...
            Trent Harvey is a busy man. Do YOU have to run a nation of 30 million or so people that needs to be civilized and enlightened with Republican economic and security policy?

            Do you think his time would be better spent chatting about pr0n with someone whose very name is proof that he's hellbound with no hope of forgiveness?

            Mark 3:28 Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme: But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness
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            • #36
              Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

              I did not no he was a busy man. I apologize. But why do you assume that the word 'Ghost' makes me hellbound? It's a strange thing to say, my friend.
              God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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              • #37
                Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                Originally posted by Ghost View Post
                I did not no he was a busy man. I apologize. But why do you assume that the word 'Ghost' makes me hellbound? It's a strange thing to say, my friend.
                No problem, kid. I'll give you a better username.
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                • #38
                  Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                  oh. I see 'Goats' is my new user name. I actually preffered my name left as 'Ghost' if you please?
                  God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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                  • #39
                    Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                    Originally posted by Goats View Post
                    oh. I see 'Goats' is my new user name. I actually preffered my name left as 'Ghost' if you please?
                    Atleast this one isn't blasphemous.
                    And why do you want to name yourself after something that doesn't even exist? ..And is in direct contradiction of God's Word?
                    There is only one "ghost", and that is the HOLY Ghost, which is God.

                    Only God can bring the dead back for the dead go to Hell or Heaven.
                    They don't float around transparently in old castles, scaring people.
                    Such so-called ghosts, and the ones summoned by necromancers and mediums, are nothing but demons pretending to be dead people.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • #40
                      Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                      To be honest, I don't give a rat's eye about what the meaning of a word that I want as a user name actually means. It's a word! NOT a statement.
                      God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                        Originally posted by Goats View Post
                        To be honest, I don't give a rat's eye about what the meaning of a word that I want as a user name actually means. It's a word! NOT a statement.
                        Uh-huh.. Statments and words got nothing in common.
                        So stop whining that someone here called you a "poofter" then, since it's just a word..
                        Not a statement.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • #42
                          Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                          Originally posted by Goats View Post
                          Most certainly not, sir. I just know of such things from my unholy friends, sir.
                          God judges the company you keep:
                          1 Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one know not to eat.

                          Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

                          2 Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.

                          2 John 1:9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
                          1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
                          1:11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

                          James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

                          Get the picture?
                          Originally posted by Goats View Post
                          oh. I see 'Goats' is my new user name. I actually preffered my name left as 'Ghost' if you please?
                          Just be grateful we left the "e" out, you sickening retarded.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                            Praise Jesus!! The Paris Hilton Pink bible is selling like hotcakes!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #44
                              Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                              Is there a way to link to the PHB sales page directly from her website?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible!

                                So basically if a regular woman whores herself out like Paris Hilton has done you will condemn her, but if Paris Hilton, a "celebrity", says she "found God" after having to spend 2 weeks in jail for drunk driving you will buy a Bible with her insignia or whatever on it?

                                Makes about as much sense as anything else on this forum.
                                This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin

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