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  • Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

    Hello, my friends.

    I have been rather cursed with a much bigger than average bustline. And no matter what I wear, I feel rather improper and immodest as a result.

    I was wondering if anyone had any tips to reinstate a more modest feeling, as I am very nearly at the end of my tether.

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    Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

    Reduction Bra's can take as much as two sizes off. However try them on first, I bought one online and all it did was stuff my breasts into my armpits.

    Other than that, I avoid anything that buttons in the front and wear oversized shirts.
    Drama queen

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    • #3
      Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

      Originally posted by Ruth Bell-Forsyth View Post
      Hello, my friends.

      I have been rather cursed with a much bigger than average bustline. And no matter what I wear, I feel rather improper and immodest as a result.

      I was wondering if anyone had any tips to reinstate a more modest feeling, as I am very nearly at the end of my tether.
      Wearing a suckling child on your chest is a sure fire way to keep men's lustful thoughts a bay.

      A false beard could also serve to draw attention from your chest.



      Helpfully Yours,

      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • #4
        Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

        BelieverInGod; A Reduction Bra, you say? Well, it would be lovely to be a DD cup again...I'll give it a try! I would wear oversized shirts, but I would be afraid of looking sloppy, and that would be improper, would it not?

        Handmaiden; Indeed, a suckling child would keep lustful thoughts at bay. I'm not sure of the beard, though - what if someone thought I was just an oddly shaped man? I wouldn't be able to correct the man, for fear of making him feel inadequate, which no true christian man is.

        Such an impasse! Thank you for your help though! <3

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        • #5
          Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

          Originally posted by Ruth Bell-Forsyth View Post
          BelieverInGod; A Reduction Bra, you say? Well, it would be lovely to be a DD cup again...I'll give it a try! I would wear oversized shirts, but I would be afraid of looking sloppy, and that would be improper, would it not?

          Handmaiden; Indeed, a suckling child would keep lustful thoughts at bay. I'm not sure of the beard, though - what if someone thought I was just an oddly shaped man? I wouldn't be able to correct the man, for fear of making him feel inadequate, which no true christian man is.

          Such an impasse! Thank you for your help though! <3
          No True Christian man at LBC would EVER harbor lustful thoughts towards a True Christian lady! Their eyes would take no notice of your bosom as they would be staring intently into your soul.

          (Please remember that, any time that you feel yourself under scrutiny from a TC man around here, remember that he is thinking only of your soul.)

          Helpfully Yours,

          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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            Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
            No True Christian man at LBC would EVER harbor lustful thoughts towards a True Christian lady! Their eyes would take no notice of your bosom as they would be staring intently into your soul.

            (Please remember that, any time that you feel yourself under scrutiny from a TC man around here, remember that he is thinking only of your soul.)

            Helpfully Yours,

            Handmaiden
            Oh, I would never think any TC man around here would harbour lustful thoughts! Of course, those of the baptist church I am forced to attend here...that's a different story. -sigh-
            There are churches, and then there are /churches/, if you get my meaning. And no church can stand at the same level as LBC.

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            • #7
              Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

              Originally posted by Ruth Bell-Forsyth View Post
              There are churches, and then there are /churches/, if you get my meaning. And no church can stand at the same level as LBC.
              That's why I get all my Salvation at Landover Baptist!


              Joyfully Yours,

              Handmaiden
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • #8
                Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                That's why I get all my Salvation at Landover Baptist!


                Joyfully Yours,

                Handmaiden
                Would that I could, Handmaiden.

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                • #9
                  Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                  My daughters are all unfortunate to have 'pronouced chests'. I have my girls wear a special leather belt, tightly cinched.
                  The girls complain of it being hard to breathe when it is on but I remind them it is either the belt or get raped.
                  Last edited by James Hutchins; 05-30-2010, 01:06 AM. Reason: Missed a period, sorry Jesus. :(
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    My daughters are all unfortunate to have 'pronouced chests'. I have my girls wear a special leather belt, tightly cinched.
                    The girls complain of it being hard to breathe when it is on but I remind them it is either the belt or get raped.
                    Oh, that sounds like a great idea. One that I should probably utilise. Thank you, sir! I'll try that out and come back with the result.

                    I'd rather not breathe than be raped, and all proper girls would make the same choice. Your girls are very lucky to have such a clever gentleman around.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                      Packing a small firearm in the tight little cleft created by squishing the fleshy mounds together is also a good idea.

                      Perhaps Brother Hutchins could offer a few suggestions.


                      Helpfully Yours

                      Handmaiden
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • #12
                        Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                        Originally posted by Ruth Bell-Forsyth View Post
                        Hello, my friends.

                        I have been rather cursed with a much bigger than average bustline. And no matter what I wear, I feel rather improper and immodest as a result.

                        I was wondering if anyone had any tips to reinstate a more modest feeling, as I am very nearly at the end of my tether.
                        Sister Ruth,

                        I can understand you feel you are cursed with an ample bosom, but I too look at it from the perspective of it being a blessing from God.

                        Even though you are a little behind with your birthing schedule, it could mean that God is providing so that your sons never go hungry? Remember, we always need good, healthy, strapping Soldiers Of Christ, popped out.

                        Have you asked your husband his thoughts on the matter as it is important to please him, as you well know.




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                          Originally posted by wintersnow View Post
                          Sister Ruth,

                          I can understand you feel you are cursed with an ample bosom, but I too look at it from the perspective of it being a blessing from God.

                          Even though you are a little behind with your birthing schedule, it could mean that God is providing so that your sons never go hungry? Remember, we always need good, healthy, strapping Soldiers Of Christ, popped out.

                          Have you asked your husband his thoughts on the matter as it is important to please him, as you well know.
                          My husband doesn't seem to at all notice them at any point. Even when I have dressed for his return so that we may make another Soldier of Christ, he just sort of...stares at the bedhead.

                          I tried to call him to ask his thoughts on the matter, but he must have been at the gymnasium again with his friend Gabriel. His friend answered the phone, and there were a lot of grunts in the background - my husband rather likes to lift weights, so I assume that was what he was doing. His friend told me to call back later...

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                          • #14
                            Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                            Packing a small firearm in the tight little cleft created by squishing the fleshy mounds together is also a good idea.

                            Perhaps Brother Hutchins could offer a few suggestions.


                            Helpfully Yours

                            Handmaiden

                            Sadly, this is not a good idea. My wife's sister did what you suggest. Her gun rusted from the salty sweat and the rounds jamed from the ensuing corrosion. On the plus side, when she was savagely attacked by a nigra, that was one of the first places he went for. Fortunately for Zelda, the gun could not fire though unfortunately, the nigra not only raped her but he stole the gun too.
                            It was a shame she became damaged goods. I always looked forward to the holidays and sneaking off to have a slice of Zeldas hot pie.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

                              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                              Packing a small firearm in the tight little cleft created by squishing the fleshy mounds together is also a good idea.

                              Perhaps Brother Hutchins could offer a few suggestions.


                              Helpfully Yours

                              Handmaiden
                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Sadly, this is not a good idea. My wife's sister did what you suggest. Her gun rusted from the salty sweat and the rounds jamed from the ensuing corrosion . . . I always looked forward to the holidays and sneaking off to have a slice of Zeldas hot pie.
                              Hmm, maybe what she needed was some sort of protective sheath between the firearm and her damp cleft. The weapon would have remained in perfect working order and her pie would be preserved.

                              Ponderingly Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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