Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

[Ruth Newberry]

Hello, my friends.

I have been rather cursed with a much bigger than average bustline. And no matter what I wear, I feel rather improper and immodest as a result.

I was wondering if anyone had any tips to reinstate a more modest feeling, as I am very nearly at the end of my tether.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

Reduction Bra's can take as much as two sizes off. However try them on first, I bought one online and all it did was stuff my breasts into my armpits.

Other than that, I avoid anything that buttons in the front and wear oversized shirts.

[handmaiden]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

Hello, my friends.

I have been rather cursed with a much bigger than average bustline. And no matter what I wear, I feel rather improper and immodest as a result.

I was wondering if anyone had any tips to reinstate a more modest feeling, as I am very nearly at the end of my tether.

Wearing a suckling child on your chest is a sure fire way to keep men's lustful thoughts a bay.

A false beard could also serve to draw attention from your chest.



Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

BelieverInGod; A Reduction Bra, you say? Well, it would be lovely to be a DD cup again...I'll give it a try! I would wear oversized shirts, but I would be afraid of looking sloppy, and that would be improper, would it not?

Handmaiden; Indeed, a suckling child would keep lustful thoughts at bay. I'm not sure of the beard, though - what if someone thought I was just an oddly shaped man? I wouldn't be able to correct the man, for fear of making him feel inadequate, which no true christian man is.

Such an impasse! Thank you for your help though! <3

[handmaiden]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

BelieverInGod; A Reduction Bra, you say? Well, it would be lovely to be a DD cup again...I'll give it a try! I would wear oversized shirts, but I would be afraid of looking sloppy, and that would be improper, would it not?

Handmaiden; Indeed, a suckling child would keep lustful thoughts at bay. I'm not sure of the beard, though - what if someone thought I was just an oddly shaped man? I wouldn't be able to correct the man, for fear of making him feel inadequate, which no true christian man is.

Such an impasse! Thank you for your help though! <3

No True Christian man at LBC would EVER harbor lustful thoughts towards a True Christian lady! Their eyes would take no notice of your bosom as they would be staring intently into your soul.

(Please remember that, any time that you feel yourself under scrutiny from a TC man around here, remember that he is thinking only of your soul.)

Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

No True Christian man at LBC would EVER harbor lustful thoughts towards a True Christian lady! Their eyes would take no notice of your bosom as they would be staring intently into your soul.

(Please remember that, any time that you feel yourself under scrutiny from a TC man around here, remember that he is thinking only of your soul.)

Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

Oh, I would never think any TC man around here would harbour lustful thoughts! Of course, those of the baptist church I am forced to attend here...that's a different story. -sigh-
There are churches, and then there are /churches/, if you get my meaning. And no church can stand at the same level as LBC.

[handmaiden]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

There are churches, and then there are /churches/, if you get my meaning. And no church can stand at the same level as LBC.

That's why I get all my Salvation at Landover Baptist!


Joyfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

That's why I get all my Salvation at Landover Baptist!


Joyfully Yours,

Handmaiden

Would that I could, Handmaiden.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

My daughters are all unfortunate to have 'pronouced chests'. I have my girls wear a special leather belt, tightly cinched.
The girls complain of it being hard to breathe when it is on but I remind them it is either the belt or get raped.

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

My daughters are all unfortunate to have 'pronouced chests'. I have my girls wear a special leather belt, tightly cinched.
The girls complain of it being hard to breathe when it is on but I remind them it is either the belt or get raped.

Oh, that sounds like a great idea. One that I should probably utilise. Thank you, sir! I'll try that out and come back with the result.

I'd rather not breathe than be raped, and all proper girls would make the same choice. Your girls are very lucky to have such a clever gentleman around.

[handmaiden]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

Packing a small firearm in the tight little cleft created by squishing the fleshy mounds together is also a good idea.

Perhaps Brother Hutchins could offer a few suggestions.


Helpfully Yours

Handmaiden

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

Hello, my friends.

I have been rather cursed with a much bigger than average bustline. And no matter what I wear, I feel rather improper and immodest as a result.

I was wondering if anyone had any tips to reinstate a more modest feeling, as I am very nearly at the end of my tether.

Sister Ruth,

I can understand you feel you are cursed with an ample bosom, but I too look at it from the perspective of it being a blessing from God.

Even though you are a little behind with your birthing schedule, it could mean that God is providing so that your sons never go hungry? Remember, we always need good, healthy, strapping Soldiers Of Christ, popped out.

Have you asked your husband his thoughts on the matter as it is important to please him, as you well know.

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

Sister Ruth,

I can understand you feel you are cursed with an ample bosom, but I too look at it from the perspective of it being a blessing from God.

Even though you are a little behind with your birthing schedule, it could mean that God is providing so that your sons never go hungry? Remember, we always need good, healthy, strapping Soldiers Of Christ, popped out.

Have you asked your husband his thoughts on the matter as it is important to please him, as you well know.

My husband doesn't seem to at all notice them at any point. Even when I have dressed for his return so that we may make another Soldier of Christ, he just sort of...stares at the bedhead.

I tried to call him to ask his thoughts on the matter, but he must have been at the gymnasium again with his friend Gabriel. His friend answered the phone, and there were a lot of grunts in the background - my husband rather likes to lift weights, so I assume that was what he was doing. His friend told me to call back later...

[James Hutchins]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

Packing a small firearm in the tight little cleft created by squishing the fleshy mounds together is also a good idea.

Perhaps Brother Hutchins could offer a few suggestions.


Helpfully Yours

Handmaiden

Sadly, this is not a good idea. My wife's sister did what you suggest. Her gun rusted from the salty sweat and the rounds jamed from the ensuing corrosion. On the plus side, when she was savagely attacked by a nigra, that was one of the first places he went for. Fortunately for Zelda, the gun could not fire though unfortunately, the nigra not only raped her but he stole the gun too.
It was a shame she became damaged goods. I always looked forward to the holidays and sneaking off to have a slice of Zeldas hot pie.

[handmaiden]

Re: Suffering from a constant feeling of impropriety.

Packing a small firearm in the tight little cleft created by squishing the fleshy mounds together is also a good idea.

Perhaps Brother Hutchins could offer a few suggestions.


Helpfully Yours

Handmaiden

Sadly, this is not a good idea. My wife's sister did what you suggest. Her gun rusted from the salty sweat and the rounds jamed from the ensuing corrosion . . . I always looked forward to the holidays and sneaking off to have a slice of Zeldas hot pie.

Hmm, maybe what she needed was some sort of protective sheath between the firearm and her damp cleft. The weapon would have remained in perfect working order and her pie would be preserved.

Ponderingly Yours,

Handmaiden