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  • Jo Freddie
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    Is this the sort of thing you are looking for?

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Mrs Rogers!!

    Those swimsuits you posted are less than I even wear in the shower!!

    How can harlots even contemplate such little apparel?? The mind indeed boggles! They are setting themselves up for rape for sure, and frankly, no man could be blamed considering.

    @ tutenkamen ... you are a dirty, filthy whore!

    YIC,

    Sister Phebe.

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  • HTannor
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    Skinny dipping with "friends?" My mind boggles at the thought.

    All those nekkid body parts flipping and flopping around in plain sight of one another. I have mental images of this abomination that make me want to puke.

    The very fact that Tchoupitoulas brings this up should be cause for a total and complete banning from our Godly Forum(TM).

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  • Sister Charli
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    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.
    Do you think we are silly enough to worship a dead person?
    (Other than Jo Freddie of course who worships a soggy noodle.)

    1 Corinthians 15:4 (King James Version)
    4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:


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  • Lisa H
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    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower?
    How many people do you shower with. I always shower by myself.

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  • Bob4God
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    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower?
    No, but then again, I don't get naked in front of other people (like YOU do), so who is going to feel invited to have sex with me?

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.
    No, you'd rather have naked swim orgies with a bunch of queers! Nice choice!

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  • Tchoupitoulas
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    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    So we've established that Touchypoolips is a feminazi bulldyke slattern who likely has the AIDS now. I'm not convinced that she'll find her way to Jesus before the final trumpet's blown.

    I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower? My guess is no, unless the only time you shower is when you're horny.
    I have not showered with large numbers of homosexuals in years. When I was a practicing queer, I did expect sex every time I showered with other fags. And I can truthfully say that I received large quantities of anal and oral sex during each and every group shower that I took. I do not believe you are making your point with this example.


    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    While some of my friends are gay (which is no big deal)
    You are correct here. If you are unsaved, being gay is "no big deal" because you are going to burn in hell forever whether you choose to be queer or not. But if your immortal soul concerns you in the slightest, being gay is the "biggest deal" in the your life!

    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    . . . as far as I know, none of us accept payment for sex.]
    So you and your gay friends have some sort of barter system as a way to compensate each other for your perverted sexual favors?

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    So we've established that Touchypoolips is a feminazi bulldyke slattern who likely has the AIDS now. I'm not convinced that she'll find her way to Jesus before the final trumpet's blown.

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  • Tchoupitoulas
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    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    Of COURSE nudity is an invitation to sex!

    Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower? My guess is no, unless the only time you shower is when you're horny.

    Skinny dipping is NEVER appropriate, even if it is between a man and a wife! It does not help with conception of True Christian fetuses one bit.
    Swimming isn't intended to make babies - it's just intended to be fun.

    You and your skinny dipping friends are whores and homosexuals.
    While some of my friends are gay (which is no big deal), as far as I know, none of us accept payment for sex.

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  • Nobar King
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    I always make sure my gate is closed because an open gate is like an invitation to steal. Any nigra walking by who might smell something baking might just bop in hoping to grab a cake or pie cooling on the window sill.

    -Edit- That was just an example. I'm not a very good baker so I don't really bake anything more complicated than cookies.

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  • Bob4God
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    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    We swim, we don't have an orgy. Nudity is not, in and of itself, an invitation to sex.
    That's a ridiculous statement. Of COURSE nudity is an invitation to sex! That's like saying that an open door is not in and of itself an invitation for somebody to walk through it.

    Skinny dipping is NEVER appropriate, even if it is between a man and a wife! It does not help with conception of True Christian fetuses one bit.

    You and your skinny dipping friends are whores and homosexuals.

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  • Tchoupitoulas
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    That is because you are all sex crazed perverted demons. People like you are the reason for the decay in morality.
    We swim, we don't have an orgy. Nudity is not, in and of itself, an invitation to sex.

    Jesus never walked on water naked.
    Jesus never polluted the water others might use.
    What makes you think you are better than Jesus?

    I'm more human than you give Ieshua credit for being. His loss. And yours.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    The friends skinny-dipping with me don't seem to mind.
    That is because you are all sex crazed perverted demons. People like you are the reason for the decay in morality.

    Jesus never walked on water naked.
    Jesus never polluted the water others might use.
    What makes you think you are better than Jesus?

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