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  • The_good_Mother
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    Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike

    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower? My guess is no, unless the only time you shower is when you're horny.



    Swimming isn't intended to make babies - it's just intended to be fun.



    While some of my friends are gay (which is no big deal), as far as I know, none of us accept payment for sex.

    People should shower ALONE you pervert!

    You swim in a pool naked with gays? that is DISGUSTING you'd be aswell injecting yourself with AIDS

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  • Humongous
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    well, im a real DIYer so whenever I go swimmin in the bog, I use a swimsuit that I cobbled together from a bucha shamwows? It really dont fit too well over my girthiest flesh folds, but I think it does the job in keepin me modest.

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  • HTannor
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    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    I think it's revulsion he is feeling. I know it's what I feel when I see a lady so inappropriately dressed.

    Precisely, Pastor.

    Whenever Sheriff Richards arrests one of those harlots for indecent exposure, they get a very thorough examination in my chambers before I impose some hard time for them.

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  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
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    Originally posted by nicolaus View Post
    has it happened to you to be in that circumstance "with sluts that prance around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside,with ample breasts bouncing this way and that, erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon"??????? you have the same thoughts then like every other person on this planet otherwise you wouldnt know what things would go through your mind when seeing such things
    I think it's revulsion he is feeling. I know it's what I feel when I see a lady so inappropriately dressed.

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  • nicolaus
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    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    And YOU are an illiterate whore! Learn to type proper American English before you start trying to tell Christians how to live their lives!

    I'm sure you're one of those sluts that prances around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside, with your ample breasts bouncing this way and that, your erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon!

    How dare you come here and put those awful images inside my True Christian™ mind! How can you LIVE with yourself!
    has it happened to you to be in that circumstance "with sluts that prance around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside,with ample breasts bouncing this way and that, erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon"??????? you have the same thoughts then like every other person on this planet otherwise you wouldnt know what things would go through your mind when seeing such things

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  • nicolaus
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    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Tchoupitoulas my friend, the problem with these people is that they think that other people have the same preoccupation with sex that they do. They can not comprehend that it is possible to see a naked human being without getting debauched thoughts screaming through their heads as that is what happens to them in those circumstances.
    exactly to the point, its a good explanation for it, they think it too otherwise they wouldnt know so precisely what crosses ones mind when in those situations

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  • nicolaus
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    Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike

    Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
    I'm not looking to find my way to Jesus - he's been dead for a long time now, and I don't hang out with dead people.
    so someone who was a homosexual but not says is not wont burn in hell but someone who never was or will be, but skinny dips will?!? yeah, how convenient, did jesus, god, personally tell him that he's ok, of he's saying that if you live in sin up to the day you die but u repent or convert just before you do then its all nice and dandy... hypocrites... twisting everything to their liking.. laughable.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by LittleSunshine View Post
    u guys r all crazy...
    We follow the commandments (all of them, not just some) given by God Almighty in the Holy KJV Bible. Only a demon would call that "crazy."

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by LittleSunshine View Post
    why the hell should she be ashamed of herself?! there is absolutely no need to be.. i would rather wear a normal swimsuit than this..... thing.. -.-''

    u guys r all crazy...
    And YOU are an illiterate whore! Learn to type proper American English before you start trying to tell Christians how to live their lives!

    I'm sure you're one of those sluts that prances around with a narrow thong lodged in your over-sized backside, with your ample breasts bouncing this way and that, your erect nipples barley covered with almost see-through fabric as you seductively walk along a beach just as the sun begins to sink below the horizon!

    How dare you come here and put those awful images inside my True Christian™ mind! How can you LIVE with yourself!

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  • NoSunshine
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Jesus wants you to be properly ashamed of your naked body. Surely even a drunken harlot like yourself would realize this.
    why the hell should she be ashamed of herself?! there is absolutely no need to be.. i would rather wear a normal swimsuit than this..... thing.. -.-''

    u guys r all crazy...

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  • CanadianHeart
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    I'm not sure. I do not know how to swim, and I am scared of deep water. Maybe if I get a baby pool, I will consider it. But then I'd order a whole batch of it for all the women in my family!

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  • Phebe Carlyle
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    Originally posted by CanadianHeart View Post
    They say that you can special order a bathing suit, with that, I bet that you can even cover the upper arms!

    Well I hope that is the case! That can wait until next summer though now I suppose. I do like that large button detail on the skirt though! It makes quite a striking and dare I say it, attractive fashion statement.

    Are you contemplating picking up a few, Miss CanadianHeart?

    YIC

    Mrs Phebe Dewitt

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  • CanadianHeart
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    They say that you can special order a bathing suit, with that, I bet that you can even cover the upper arms!

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  • Larry Lee
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    If only such sensible swimwear was available for men.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by CanadianHeart View Post
    It seems like they also offer longer lengths.


    Making it even more modest!
    Aren't you even the slightest bit afraid of being mistaken for a seal?

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