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  • OliveOilMom
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    Re: What's your menstra hut like

    Originally posted by Berenice View Post
    That's absolutely true, my love! And how could I deny your request for the menstra hut of your dreams when you're modestly and rightfully hiding your uncleanliness from the world. I only wish that I could remain secluded in mine as well until the end of my menses. Unfortunately, Mr. Mort Rosenstein can't watch Isiah on Saturdays.

    We are a CHRISTIAN forum, and this is not the place for the gays!!! You need to get down on your knees and pray to JESUS to deliver you from that unclean and athiestic lifestyle and to forgive you for your sins!

    If you get your jollies by coming here to rub your lezziness in our faces, then you are just sicker than you would normally be. Mocking GOD is dangerous and you need to have a good healthy dose of fear of the LORD!!!!

    GOD will not be mocked, and CHRISTIANS are not to be mocked either. I hope you soon feel his righteous wrath. You need to get SAVED now, before GOD punishes you by giving you AIDS from that lifestyle that you are in!!!!!

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  • Berenice
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    That's absolutely true, my love! And how could I deny your request for the menstra hut of your dreams when you're modestly and rightfully hiding your uncleanliness from the world. I only wish that I could remain secluded in mine as well until the end of my menses. Unfortunately, Mr. Mort Rosenstein can't watch Isiah on Saturdays.

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  • Veronique
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    I know it seems odd, but I've always loved igloos, I convinced my partner to get me an igloo but sadly it's plastic not ice.
    Though it's a little Cramped inside.
    This is the closest I could find to it.
    I'm told the smaller opening is to keep my uncleanliness contained.

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  • Berenice
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    Oh I'm sure you can find a similar picture somewhere on this internet, dear! You should be thankful that I allow you to use the internet to spread HIS word. I'd love for you to find more women to swap recipes with!

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  • Veronique
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    I couldn't agree more, now if only my other half would let me use a camera. Sadly I'm forbidden, so I can not post a picture on here, but I shall search.

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  • Berenice
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    Oh wow! Finally a place that women can gather and share what each others experiences are like during their unclean time. It's so interesting to see how different and unique it is for each woman! And also how much it has changed throughout time...

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  • OliveOilMom
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    Originally posted by dove1985 View Post
    I just have to say that a woman on her period is not "unclean". It is a natural thing that God created the woman to have. It's not dirty. So, a woman should not have to "go somewhere else" for 7 or so days to be away from her husband. I find that absolutely ridiculous and old-fashioned. And yes, I purposely made an account so that I could give my two cents on the matter because I find this whole thread to be ridiculous.
    You went and made an account just to tell us you disagree with us about the correct interpretation of GODS WORD??? I was going to ask you if you had even read it, until I saw that you were catholic. I know that catholics aren't allowed to read the BIBLE and that you don't have the REAL BIBLE, the KJV 1611 anyway, so no wonder you are confused!!!

    Try getting a copy of the REAL BIBLE and read it, cover to cover. We believe the BIBLE to be the real, true, literal WORD OF GOD and we follow it because of that, just as anyone who loves the LORD would do. I know thats a strange idea to catholics, but I don't expect any different from a man made romanism religion that kills CHRIST every time it has church.

    Having the world love us and agree with us is not something we expect!!!! THE WORD tells us that the world will despise us. If you had ever been to a real church that doesn't get you full of JESUS cookies and Thunderbird you would know that.

    Please come to JESUS! Give your heart to HIM and confess these worldly sins of pride that you have. HE wants you! HE died for you! Stop being hateful toward HIM and REPENT!!!!

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  • Roberta
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    If you were, you wouldn't be insulting me, them, or my school, thank you very much.
    So you're a mackerel snatcher to boot! No wonder you think fish are cute.

    I can only affirm that even I am no daisy during that time of the month. Out of respect for my friends and coworkers, I attempt to closet myself and pretty much live on take out chinese. The little yellow guy who delivers reeks of kimchi so he doesn't even notice.

    The other ladies of Landover have similar ways of coping. For your own edification, I suggest you read this:

    Landover Baptist battles the Tampax Corporation, vow to remove satan's fingers from the shelves!

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by dove1985 View Post
    And about my comment about the curse? What the hell? What curse? Have a PERIOD is not a curse. It's a medical necessity in order to bear children. It's necessary to clean out the uterus after a woman had ovulated and the body recognizes that it is not pregnant ._.
    According to God's Holy Word, it makes you unclean.
    Leviticus 18:19 Also you shall not approach to a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.

    Originally posted by dove1985 View Post
    You'll get to burn in hell, too, for hating people when you're supposed to be loving <3
    My goodness! Someone appears to be riding Satan's little cotton finger. What a bitch.

    What makes it okay for you to judge us and tell us that we're going to hell?

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  • dove1985
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    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    Were you there when those naked negroes were dancing around in Delco last week. Upper Darby is a God-forsaken place with institutions like Monsignor Boner High School (which the diocese finally closed as part of its ongoing attempt to rid Philthidelphia of pederasty). Did you know that Todd Rundgren is from Delco? He immortalized himself by singing a song about getting drunk and banging drums instead of getting a real job. And he's white (albeit scandinavian).

    Back to your comments about the curse. You'd be out and out prevaricating if you said women didn't absolutely stink when their sanitary napkins overflowed with clam like discharge. I have seen dogs chase menstruating women all the while yipping and inhaling the stench of uncleanliness. Call yourself "Dove" but I have never found a soap that could overcome that odor. You should have named yourself after a fish instead of a bird.
    HA! That's funny, because last time I checked, Monsignor Bonner AND Archbishop Prendergast are still open So you can suck it! They're wonderful schools But anywho, so a few people made some mistakes. Big freaking deal! Like you're perfect? I doubt it. If you were, you wouldn't be insulting me, them, or my school, thank you very much.

    And about my comment about the curse? What the hell? What curse? Have a PERIOD is not a curse. It's a medical necessity in order to bear children. It's necessary to clean out the uterus after a woman had ovulated and the body recognizes that it is not pregnant ._.

    And so what if it stinks? It happens. That's why we shower. To stay CLEAN. And I named myself after a dove because they are lovely birds. I did contemplate naming myself after a fish because they are so damned cute, but I changed my mind Thanks for the idea, though. Whatever. You'll get to burn in hell, too, for hating people when you're supposed to be loving <3

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  • Roberta
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    Were you there when those naked negroes were dancing around in Delco last week. Upper Darby is a God-forsaken place with institutions like Monsignor Boner High School (which the diocese finally closed as part of its ongoing attempt to rid Philthidelphia of pederasty). Did you know that Todd Rundgren is from Delco? He immortalized himself by singing a song about getting drunk and banging drums instead of getting a real job. And he's white (albeit scandinavian).

    Back to your comments about the curse. You'd be out and out prevaricating if you said women didn't absolutely stink when their sanitary napkins overflowed with clam like discharge. I have seen dogs chase menstruating women all the while yipping and inhaling the stench of uncleanliness. Call yourself "Dove" but I have never found a soap that could overcome that odor. You should have named yourself after a fish instead of a bird.

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  • dove1985
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    So you're gypsies then?
    You make me sick. Who will Jesus damn? It will be you. Why? Because of the ridiculous hate you have towards gays. What is so wrong with being gay? Would you rather us not LOVE? Seriously, dude, you need to get your priorities straightened out. God loves ALL of his children, whether gay, straight, or bisexual. He doesn't care. Would you like to know why? Because he MADE us all the way he wanted us to be. We were all made in his image. So, shut up for once in your life. If you're really a pastor, you would speak to people the way you do. You would speak lovingly towards all people instead of being an insufferable dickwad. So, to you, I say keep living the way you do. You will be the one who ends up damned to hell for all eternity when you die. Me and the gays? Well, let's just say we'll be looking down on you, laughing, because we know how to ACCEPT people for who they are and love them no matter what. Congrats

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  • dove1985
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    I just have to say that a woman on her period is not "unclean". It is a natural thing that God created the woman to have. It's not dirty. So, a woman should not have to "go somewhere else" for 7 or so days to be away from her husband. I find that absolutely ridiculous and old-fashioned. And yes, I purposely made an account so that I could give my two cents on the matter because I find this whole thread to be ridiculous.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by CanadianHeart View Post
    In my family we simply have a caravan in the back of the garden.
    So you're gypsies then?

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  • CanadianHeart
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    In my family we simply have a caravan in the back of the garden.

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