[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

a good new product!!!

[Jedediah]

Re: What's your menstra hut like

I am thinking about getting one... I haven't found a husband to take care of me and my sinning parents won't take me in (why would I want those godless heathens to take care of me anyway?). So, should I still get one even though I live on my own?

As long as you stay inside the entire time and don't sit on anything after the first day, I think you'd be acting in accordance with God's commandments. Just lay on your side and read the Bible. The important thing is that you are put apart.

[EmmaLee]

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I am thinking about getting one... I haven't found a husband to take care of me and my sinning parents won't take me in (why would I want those godless heathens to take care of me anyway?). So, should I still get one even though I live on my own?

[Noah Sole]

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I want to apologize to everyone here and to God himself for my rash behavior. Everything said here were terrible things of me to say. I want people here to know that I have found God in my life and that He makes me happy. So, to Pastor Ezekiel and everyone else, I am truly sorry for these nasty things I said. I had no right whatsoever to insult you in any way. I hope that one day you will be able to forgive me. I just wanted the chance to apologize to everyone here. I hope everyone has a very nice day <3

Welcome back to the forum Prodigal Poster,

Glory. This reminds me of our Lord's parable of the Prodigal Son, if you truly wish to repent why don't you introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum so that we may greet you properly.

Luke 15
32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

Yours in Christ

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I want to apologize to everyone here and to God himself for my rash behavior. Everything said here were terrible things of me to say. I want people here to know that I have found God in my life and that He makes me happy. So, to Pastor Ezekiel and everyone else, I am truly sorry for these nasty things I said. I had no right whatsoever to insult you in any way. I hope that one day you will be able to forgive me. I just wanted the chance to apologize to everyone here. I hope everyone has a very nice day <3

My friend, all the multiple accounts and hateful posts make me wonder if you are genuine in your apology, but time will tell. God's Word describes your kind.

Titus 3:3 "For we ourselves also were sometimes foolish, disobedient, deceived, serving divers lusts and pleasures, living in malice and envy, hateful, and hating one another."

I pray that you are sincere.

In Christ

[PandaPride1124]

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You make me sick. Who will Jesus damn? It will be you. Why? Because of the ridiculous hate you have towards gays. What is so wrong with being gay? Would you rather us not LOVE? Seriously, dude, you need to get your priorities straightened out. God loves ALL of his children, whether gay, straight, or bisexual. He doesn't care. Would you like to know why? Because he MADE us all the way he wanted us to be. We were all made in his image. So, shut up for once in your life. If you're really a pastor, you would speak to people the way you do. You would speak lovingly towards all people instead of being an insufferable dickwad. So, to you, I say keep living the way you do. You will be the one who ends up damned to hell for all eternity when you die. Me and the gays? Well, let's just say we'll be looking down on you, laughing, because we know how to ACCEPT people for who they are and love them no matter what. Congrats

I want to apologize to everyone here and to God himself for my rash behavior. Everything said here were terrible things of me to say. I want people here to know that I have found God in my life and that He makes me happy. So, to Pastor Ezekiel and everyone else, I am truly sorry for these nasty things I said. I had no right whatsoever to insult you in any way. I hope that one day you will be able to forgive me. I just wanted the chance to apologize to everyone here. I hope everyone has a very nice day <3

[Kitchen Keepin]

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oh how I long for the days!! I haven't needed a hut in many years, but sometimes I go sit in mine just to reminisce. Alas, Mr. Keeper no longer maintains it and raccoons and spiders have moved in.

[Noah Sole]

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This is the one I use.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't have a bidet, but I do clean myself thoroughly after using the toilet - unlike the nasty men here.

That was uncalled for. All of the members of my congregation get a lifetime supply of Christian toilet paper for cleansing our disgusting dirty parts.

[Fleur-de-lis]

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French women have a reputation for uncleanliness. You probably have hairy armpits.

Do you, at least, use a biday?

I don't have a bidet, but I do clean myself thoroughly after using the toilet - unlike the nasty men here.

[Didymus Much]

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French women have a reputation for uncleanliness. You probably have hairy armpits...

If hair is dirty, why aren't you bald?

[Roberta]

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I saw the title and wondered what in the world a "menstra hut" was.

French women have a reputation for uncleanliness. You probably have hairy armpits.

Do you, at least, use a biday?

[Fleur-de-lis]

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Why are YOU reading a thread asking "What's your menstra hut like", when you don't have one?

I saw the title and wondered what in the world a "menstra hut" was.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Young bucks? I don't do deer.

Strangers? No again.

And none of my partners remind me of my dad.

And why exactly was your NEPHEW reading the "menstra hut" thread anyway?

Why are YOU reading a thread asking "What's your menstra hut like", when you don't have one?

[Fleur-de-lis]

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What in God's name are you doing telling me about your sexual bedtime antics. Where the young bucks you so frequently hang around with place their penile members is of no interest to or any one on this forum. Don't you know that younger children visit this site? My limber sensitive Nephew is now asking questions about why some women sleep around with strangers and why their self esteem is so low that they engage in oral and anal sodomy with the first person who reminds them of their dad.

Thanks for landing me in yet another conversation that is more than a little awkward for a me.



YIC

Young bucks? I don't do deer.

Strangers? No again.

And none of my partners remind me of my dad.

And why exactly was your NEPHEW reading the "menstra hut" thread anyway?