[Jo Freddie]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Has BTB run through this check-list?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

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I hope I'm not introducing a red herring here, but what is the correct way to kill a sodomite?

[LizzyP]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Here are a few questions that you can ask yourself.

1 Does he take more time than you do when dressing for dinner?

2 Does he have more shoes than you do?

3 Does he have better taste in clothing than you do?

4 Does he pluck his eye brows?

5 Does he use fruity smelling shampoos?

6 Does he go to a hair salon for his hair cuts, and does he get pedicures and manicures while he is there?

7 When doing yard work does he keep his shirt on, but when at a summer party does he takes it off when surrounded by other men?

8 Does he wear a speedo?

9 When around other men does he giggle like a school girl and use a lot of hand gestures?

10 Does he have a collection of Broadway show tunes on CD?

11 Does he know all the words to the songs and sings along ?

12 When a handsome man enters the room does he gasp, and remark on his looks?

13 If your manman does house work, is he better at it than you?

14 Does he know how to remove stains from clothing, carpet and marble countertops?

15 Other than the outside BBQ grill does your man know how to cook?

16 Does he share cleaning and cooking tips with other men?

17 When watching a movie does he enjoy chick flicks?

18 Does he like Peewee Herman or Sandra Bullock?

19 Does he take unexpected short trips to the Orient or San Francisco?

20 When he returns from a trip, have you ever found another man's underwear mixed in with his? (They keep them as a trophy)

If you have answered yes to at least three of these questions, your man may be a closet Homersexural.

I..um...what if like 7 or 8 apply? What do I do then? I have never noticed some of the things he does..#1, #5, #7, #8, #9, #17...#19 and #20
I thought it was natural for men to take more time getting ready, at least that's what he has always told me...

[James Dewitt]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

I..um...what if like 7 or 8 apply? What do I do then? I have never noticed some of the things he does..#1, #5, #7, #8, #9, #17...#19 and #20
I thought it was natural for men to take more time getting ready, at least that's what he has always told me...

#7 and #8 apply as well as possibly 1,5,9,17,19 and 20

Thats 8 out of 20 , does he sing Broadway show tunes?

[LizzyP]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

#7 and #8 apply as well as possibly 1,5,9,17,19 and 20

Thats 8 out of 20 , does he sing Broadway show tunes?

Umm.I'm not quite sure what those are but He likes that one band..I forgot the name, the one with the 4 guys. I think one is a police man, and theres a construction worker I thought..and he does this strange dance, like YMBA or something..

[James Dewitt]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Umm.I'm not quite sure what those are but He likes that one band..I forgot the name, the one with the 4 guys. I think one is a police man, and theres a construction worker I thought..and he does this strange dance, like YMBA or something..

Do you mean these guys?

[LizzyP]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Yes that one! He dresses up like the one in leather, and his other friends dress up as the others when they go out..When he comes home he's all sweaty and smells weird, and he seems really happy for some reason...

[James Dewitt]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Yes that one! He dresses up like the one in leather, and his other friends dress up as the others when they go out..When he comes home he's all sweaty and smells weird, and he seems really happy for some reason...

Young Lady I do hope that you are sitting down. At first there was a slim chance the your boy friend was not a Homer. It is rather unfortunate that you have agreed to marry him. The boy is a full on raging flaming HOMERSEXURAL! No hetrosexural man likes or listens to The Village People. He dresses up like them and so do his friends, well they are engaging in butt sex, nasty vile butt sex. Some Homersexural men find unsuspecting ladies, usually a very pretty one, they ask them to marry. They do this so that they appear to be normal when in public, the ladies are called beards.

I suggest you pack your bags and move back home.

[LizzyP]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Young Lady I do hope that you are sitting down. At first there was a slim chance the your boy friend was not a Homer. It is rather unfortunate that you have agreed to marry him. The boy is a full on raging flaming HOMERSEXURAL! No hetrosexural man likes or listens to The Village People. He dresses up like them and so do his friends, well they are engaging in butt sex, nasty vile butt sex. Some Homersexural men find unsuspecting ladies, usually a very pretty one, they ask them to marry. They do this so that they appear to be normal when in public, the ladies are called beards.

I suggest you pack your bags and move back home.

Oh no! How could I have fallen for it?! I feel so stupid now..he was just so nice and charming, I was sure he was the one..
I shall begin packing immeadiately!! Oh my, what will come of me now?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Oh no! How could I have fallen for it?! I feel so stupid now..he was just so nice and charming, I was sure he was the one..
I shall begin packing immeadiately!! Oh my, what will come of me now?

Like I said move back home. Next time run the test before you say yes.

[RagingLiberal]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

You people make very general assumptions about the gay community. I have several gay friends, none of whom get manicures or pedicures, nor do they giggle incessantly. And it is impossible to contract AIDS just by talking to or associating with a gay person. Also, if you are confident enough in your own sexuality, there is no reason to be afraid of a gay person "turning you gay". In fact, that's an incredibly ignorant statement. But it's understandable to fear the unknown, maybe if you educated yourself on the gay community, you would realize your fear and loathing of gay people is completely unjustifiable. You're basing your judgement on false stereotypes.

And the term "homers" is incredibly derogative and rude.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

You people make very general assumptions about the gay community. I have several gay friends, none of whom get manicures or pedicures, nor do they giggle incessantly. And it is impossible to contract AIDS just by talking to or associating with a gay person. Also, if you are confident enough in your own sexuality, there is no reason to be afraid of a gay person "turning you gay". In fact, that's an incredibly ignorant statement. But it's understandable to fear the unknown, maybe if you educated yourself on the gay community, you would realize your fear and loathing of gay people is completely unjustifiable. You're basing your judgement on false stereotypes.

And the term "homers" is incredibly derogative and rude.

Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

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Yup, that's a liberal alright...

[RagingLiberal]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Yup, that's a liberal alright...

Did the username RagingLiberal give you a hint? You used deductive reasoning and everything didn't you?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Is your husband or fiancee really a homersexural?

Did the username RagingLiberal give you a hint? You used deductive reasoning and everything didn't you?

Why all the hate friend, we are just sharing the Good Lord's word. I don't see what is so darn wrong with the word Homer, Its just short for Homersexural. Would you prefer fagot?