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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

    Originally posted by Jake Beck View Post
    Aren't those a very hard nut, and difficult to bust?
    Very. But she has no trouble with them. She relishes the challenge.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Betty Lambskin
        Apple Sucker
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 144
        #17
        Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

        Funny you should mention that, Brother Ezekiel, now that I've tried nigger toes, I simply can't go back to regular nuts. Spoiled I guess. Lord have mercy Jesus!

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          • Cardinal Dario Fungi
            Unsaved trash, revolting papist dog
            • Jan 2011
            • 26
            #18
            Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

            I thought this was a secret kept only by the young boys in the Roman bath houses near the Vatican. Some secrets are just begging to bust out all over, I guess.
            Peace Be With You,

            Cardinal (Ret.) Dario Fungi

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              • ditzygurl83
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 160
                #19
                Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                I have had nuts applied to my face for some time, to help me with my skin as well. We got the idea from one of the pastors here. He put his nuts on my face first to show my father what he needed to do. And yes, even though coconuts are not really a nut, the white milk from them is very good for the skin. Sometimes the pastor and my father put the white milk on me first and then they put the nuts on. A double doze of skin goodness!

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                  • KittyKat
                    Unsaved trash - Caution: Possible Floozy
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 61
                    #20
                    Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                    Originally posted by ditzygurl83 View Post
                    I have had nuts applied to my face for some time, to help me with my skin as well. We got the idea from one of the pastors here. He put his nuts on my face first to show my father what he needed to do. And yes, even though coconuts are not really a nut, the white milk from them is very good for the skin. Sometimes the pastor and my father put the white milk on me first and then they put the nuts on. A double doze of skin goodness!
                    My pastor did this too, now my dad does it every morning before work and when he gets back, it works really well!
                    xxx Kat xxx

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                      • tom petrelli
                        Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 8
                        #21
                        Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                        I need to get married so that I may bust nuts for women's face.
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                            Originally posted by tom petrelli View Post
                            I need to get married so that I may bust nuts for women's face.
                            Don't be a pervert. This is a Christian forum!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • tom petrelli
                                Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 8
                                #23
                                Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Don't be a pervert. This is a Christian forum!
                                You sir, have a filthy mind...is all cool though.
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                                  • ditzygurl83
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Jan 2012
                                    • 160
                                    #24
                                    Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                                    That is fantastic Kat!!! I love when Daddy lays his nuts on my face!!

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                                      • Bernadette Brown
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 4
                                        #25
                                        Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                                        I've been looking for something to clean my face for awhile. My dad banned me from using Witch's Hazel and almost threw me out of the house because he thought I was worshiping Satan. I repented and will now only use True Christan™ grown walnuts to clean my face.

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                                          • ditzygurl83
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                                            • Jan 2012
                                            • 160
                                            #26
                                            Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face

                                            Does your daddy help you put the nuts on your face?? Daddy's are the best at it!!!

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