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Sorry for barging in here, ladies, but I just got an amazing beauty tip from a friend and I thought I would share it with you. Try applying nuts to your face! It is explained in this video:
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Yours In Christ,
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Outstanding and will forward to Mrs. Porter. It would appear that these nuts are very finely broken up prior to application? Any ideas on how I should bust the nuts for her?Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
In Jesus.Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Well, this is the first I've heard of this advice, but my guess is you should take your time to make sure the nuts are as fine and smooth as possible. A finely busted nut is surely better for the skin than a hastily busted one.Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
And thank you, Brother Gabe, for bringing this to my attention! I can't wait to try this out.
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face
Thank you Sister! I will try repeatedly grinding them until there is nothing further to gain from the process.Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View PostWell, this is the first I've heard of this advice, but my guess is you should take your time to make sure the nuts are as fine and smooth as possible. A finely busted nut is surely better for the skin than a hastily busted one.
And thank you, Brother Gabe, for bringing this to my attention! I can't wait to try this out.
In JesusMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face
Coconuts are filled with a milky liquid that is great for your skin.Comment
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Sometimes I make Zeke brownies topped with crushed peanuts and we have em for desert. I always manage to get the crumbs on me and Zeke will say "You've got nuts on you chin" then he will wipe them off.
He's so sweet!Comment
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Coconuts are not really nuts.Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View PostAck!
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face
This is very old news to some of us more thrifty Christians! My dad has been applying nut to my face for a very long time. It keeps my face clear of acne and helps keep it smooth. Remember! Don't be shy when it comes to using different nuts! Moderation is the key to success people! Also, when busting a nut always always make sure you clean up because it can become moldy if you leave it out too long.
Yours in Jesus Christ, Janine WalkerComment
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I don't know if some of the ladies here are aware of this. But I have a female cousin who is an expert in all things culinary and she once demonstrated to me just how if a young lady is to rub and stroke the container that nuts come in, they came become liquefied and turn into what can be a nice cream topping for various buns and breast meats.
She also informed me that they are actually very high in protein apart from the above mentioned being very very good for the skin. I have since occasionally cooked more than usual.
Hopefully this helps some of you. I am not one to normally talk about my activities in the kitchen, but I once hosted a small dinner for friends and upon finding out that some of the ladies had never had my nut topping, I felt it was only right to squeeze some out so that they might enjoy a salty protein filled topping.[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone
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With their husbands permission of courseComment
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face
huh. I've never actually heard of this before. You learn something new everyday it seems
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Re: Ladies: Try Applying Some Nuts To Your Face
Is it a specific nut like walnuts or hazlenut or just any nut in general?Matthew 6:26
26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?Comment
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The larger the nut the better. Walnuts of dissimilar size seem to work best for Mrs. Porter's complexion. We have been grinding them until there is nothing further to come from the process, and she loves the results.Originally posted by Jake Beck View Post
In HimMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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That's interesting, I think I'll have my wife try that. Thank you.Matthew 6:26
26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?Comment
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My fiancee Daisy Mae likes nigger toes. She can't wait to get nigger toes in her mouth.Originally posted by Jake Beck View Post
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Aren't those a very hard nut, and difficult to bust?Matthew 6:26
26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?Comment
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