[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

how about a lego necklace? I'm speed reading the old testament now and I can't find any mention of it. I'm safe with a lego necklace, right?

probably not

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

how about a lego necklace? I'm speed reading the old testament now and I can't find any mention of it. I'm safe with a lego necklace, right?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

For correct exegesis you need to contact a Pastor - but it seems to me that those verses distinguish between pearls and other items:

I Timothy 2:9c ..not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

and concerning HARLOTS:

Revelation 17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication

& if your cousin offers to show you what is in her hand DON'T LOOK

Don't worry, my cousin Macarena is no invite at this wedding - is a friend of me what marry and she don't really know Macarena except for the fornications she had whit her ex-boyfrinds what made her meet this new man of her dreams, so my harlot whore cousin won't be go at this one.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Thank sister Mitza, I'm apreciate all your advises always, like you know.....but....the problem I can see whit that verses is that pearls IS mentioned but no directly like sinfuls or abominations. Is the cup fill whit abominations in Revelation and the others only are mention in Timothy that we no wear pearls and 'costly array.

Would be OK if they was cheap imitation pearls - that way it aren't 'costly array'. Yes?

(And for the wedding - here in Spain there is ALWAYS swines around, but don't worry, I know very well how to disuade swines from be naughty....just ask my ex.)

Thanks for your coments sister,
YIC, Mari

For correct exegesis you need to contact a Pastor - but it seems to me that those verses distinguish between pearls and other items:

I Timothy 2:9c ..not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

and concerning HARLOTS:

Revelation 17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication

so if your cousin offers to show you what is in her hand DON'T LOOK

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Job 28:18 No mention shall be made of coral, or of pearls: for the price of wisdom is above rubies.

Will there be swine (and having read about your cousin Macarena Ladrón de Guevara I think you know the sort of men I refer to) at this wedding?

Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

NOTE there are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS mentioned here:

1 Pearls
2 Holy things

ergo Pearls are not Holy Things.

I Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

and concerning HARLOTS:

Revelation 17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication

Thank sister Mitza, I'm apreciate all your advises always, like you know.....but....the problem I can see whit that verses is that pearls IS mentioned but no directly like sinfuls or abominations. Is the cup fill whit abominations in Revelation and the others only are mention in Timothy that we no wear pearls and 'costly array.

Would be OK if they was cheap imitation pearls - that way it aren't 'costly array'. Yes?

(And for the wedding - here in Spain there is ALWAYS swines around, but don't worry, I know very well how to disuade swines from be naughty....just ask my ex.)

Thanks for your coments sister,
YIC, Mari

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I am still no sure what is wrong whit pearls necklaces. i think pearls can look nice on the right type of skin - I mean I never have wear pearls never but I was thinking of wear something like that whit the new dress I'm going buy for my freind's wedding this month, especialy whit that I have a nice tone of the skin for wear pearls, but is pity cos nobody ever gave me on.


YIC Mari

Job 28:18 No mention shall be made of coral, or of pearls: for the price of wisdom is above rubies.

Will there be swine (and having read about your cousin Macarena Ladrón de Guevara I think you know the sort of men I refer to) at this wedding?

Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

NOTE there are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS mentioned here:

1 Pearls
2 Holy things

ergo Pearls are not Holy Things.

I Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

and concerning HARLOTS:

Revelation 17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I gave the late Mrs Naysayers a pearl necklace every year on her birthday and I see nothing wrong in it whatsoever. Does it not mention pearls in the bible, something something pearls before swine something something. Or maybe that was Shakespeare. Whatever.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I am still no sure what is wrong whit pearls necklaces. i think pearls can look nice on the right type of skin - I mean I never have wear pearls never but I was thinking of wear something like that whit the new dress I'm going buy for my freind's wedding this month, especialy whit that I have a nice tone of the skin for wear pearls, but is pity cos nobody ever gave me on.


YIC Mari

[Living_Water]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Are you suggesting that her uncle should cook?

Or perhaps that he would ask his wife to prepare a creampie for Sister Mary?

Yes, I think his wife should do the preliminary word of preparing the cream pie. Uncle could then present the lovely gift for Sister Mary.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

What a story! My father says pearls are a great way to recognize sluts.

It is a slippery slope; once young women start taking the pearls they think they can do anything! Perhaps a bracelet might seem a nice thought - the advice in this thread tells us it is wrong however - and an ill-informed girl might accept one. Next would come the necklaces, and even pearl SHOES are available

No Christian woman would ever let her feet anywhere near such a gruesome pair!

The Dutch people even have a song about the awful decline which follows the acceptance of pearls. It could almost be their national anthem. It explains what happened to young Candy once she .. ..

Although tragic, Candy's life may serve as a warning to anyone currently windowshopping and tempted by what is displayed in the jeweller's window.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Come round my gaff and I'll give you a pearly necklace to be proud of

We don't allow our women to wear pearls. What is wrong with you?

[Mister Biscuits]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I'm wonder why no-man have ever offered to give me a pearl's necklace.
I think it would look nice on my healthy tan skin in summer in a bare shoulders dress when I was in a wedding party of my friend Maribel who get marry next month or something where a girl can dress nice.


YIC, Mari

Come round my gaff and I'll give you a pearly necklace to be proud of

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I'm wonder why no-man have ever offered to give me a pearl's necklace.
I think it would look nice on my healthy tan skin in summer in a bare shoulders dress when I was in a wedding party of my friend Maribel who get marry next month or something where a girl can dress nice.


YIC, Mari

[JustGotSaved]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

When i was younger my mom came home from the bowling alley with some Jergens cream all over her collerbone. I asked her what that mess was for and she got all red and told me some man gave her a pearl necklance but it made her skin dry so she gave it back. She explained this as she rubbed the creamy lotion deep into herself while looking right at me so i'd see that it was just for medicinal purposes.

At least i think thats what she said.

[wait_what]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Are you suggesting that her uncle should cook?

Or perhaps that he would ask his wife to prepare a creampie for Sister Mary?

So she WATCHED?

Since she seems so intent on getting between a man and his family, his wife should prepare the creampie.

I understand there are several skilled pie making women in Landover, maybe one of them could share the recipe for a warm, moist, and savory creampie?