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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #1

    My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

    Friends, I can't tell you how shocked I am. Earlier today I was visiting with my Uncle Phil and Aunt Meg in Des Moines. It seemed like things were going well, I spent the morning witnessing to them and then we took time out for a hearty lunch - and I do mean hearty! I stuffed myself full of different meats, enjoying sandwiches and delicious soup, but I took in a little too much and had to lay down for a nap.

    When I woke up, I discovered to my horror that Uncle Phil had given me a pearl necklace while I slept! It was right there, on my ch*st! I was so revolted that he would do such a thing that I couldn't bring myself to touch it, so I grabbed a nearby towel and brushed it off as quickly as I could!

    After I calmed down, I grabbed my Bible and explained why he shouldn't be going around giving women pearl necklaces! Not even his wife!

    1Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

    No pearl necklaces, no pearl earrings, no pearl ANYTHING!

    Uncle Phil apologized and asked me not to tell anyone about his breach of morality, that he just thought I would like it and that he thought a pearl necklace would look good on me, but after talking to my husband, Mr. Whitford, we thought this would be a great witnessing tale to share with the world. God bless you all!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

    Mrs. Whitford, I have given my nieces many gifts while they are sleeping, but I would never, EVER think of giving them a pearl necklace...it just seems so unclean and improper to me.

    I mean, pearls come from OYSTERS for goodness sake! I'm no geologist, but I'm pretty sure they don't have fins or scales:

    (Leviticus 11:12) "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you."

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

      I always give the special women in my life a pearl necklace. Each pearl symbolizes pureness of spirit.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019

        #4
        Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

        When I was an unSaved© whore, I used to love wearing pearl necklaces. I can't quite remember exactly how many I've had over the years, but in those days it was rare to see me without a large string of pearls around my neck.

        In fact, I remember one instance in particular where a customer gave me one. I, err, gave him a freebie, and at the end of the session he gave me the biggest, most luxurious pearl necklace I've ever seen! I guess he can't have been as broke as he let on, or maybe he was testing me or something.

        Of course, ever since I've repented of my sluttishness and became a True Christian™ I can proudly say that my neck has been pearl-free.
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
        An Open Question to All false christians.

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        • María Gálvez-Villalobos
          Claims not to be a dago slut
          Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
          • Mar 2011
          • 1307

          #5
          Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

          Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
          When I was an unSaved© whore, I used to love wearing pearl necklaces. I can't quite remember exactly how many I've had over the years, but in those days it was rare to see me without a large string of pearls around my neck.

          In fact, I remember one instance in particular where a customer gave me one. I, err, gave him a freebie, and at the end of the session he gave me the biggest, most luxurious pearl necklace I've ever seen!

          Of course, ever since I've repented of my sluttishness and became a True Christian™ I can proudly say that my neck has been pearl-free.
          What is 'freebie'??

          And what is the conexión whit the pearls??

          YIC, Mari (Confuse - as always whit the amercian lenguage)
          Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
          My favorite verse from the Bible is:
          - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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          • Lycia The Repentant
            Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
            Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 2019

            #6
            Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
            What is 'freebie'??

            And what is the conexión whit the pearls??
            Ah, a freebie would be something given away for free, Sister. Now that I think about it, the pearls might have been meant for his wife or something!

            I'm glad I've left that part of my life behind me now. The thought that I may have inadvertently stolen a string of pearls (which we shouldn't be wearing anyways! ) that rightfully belonged to another woman just sickens and depresses me.
            "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

            An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
            Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
            My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
            Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
            An Open Question to All false christians.

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            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
              Claims not to be a dago slut
              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
              • Mar 2011
              • 1307

              #7
              Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
              Ah, a freebie would be something given away for free, Sister. Now that I think about it, the pearls might have been meant for his wife or something!

              I'm glad I've left that part of my life behind me now. The thought that I may have inadvertently stolen a string of pearls (which we shouldn't be wearing anyways! ) that rightfully belonged to another woman just sickens and depresses me.
              Ah, OK. SO you stole pearls from him. Then stole them again?
              The freebie was that?
              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #8
                Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                Ah, OK. SO you stole pearls from him. Then stole them again?
                The freebie was that?


                Yes, that's it. Let's leave it at that, Mari.
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                An Open Question to All false christians.

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                • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                  Claims not to be a dago slut
                  Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 1307

                  #9
                  Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                  Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post


                  Yes, that's it. Let's leave it at that, Mari.
                  Oh. Am I holding wrong end of your stick..again?

                  Now I'm even more confuse about freebie - I mean, would be OK foe ME give a freebie to someone I like , maybe my grandmother, but must it be something especific type of freebie or is something more general?

                  ???
                  Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                  My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                  - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 12414

                    #10
                    Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    I always give the special women in my life a pearl necklace. Each pearl symbolizes pureness of spirit.
                    By "special" do you mean the unsaved trash in your extended family, with a reminder to them to read 1 Timothy 2:9?
                    Posted via Prayer

                    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                    Blogging for CHRIST!
                    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                    My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                      By "special" do you mean the unsaved trash in your extended family, with a reminder to them to read 1 Timothy 2:9?
                      No, not them, and actually it was only twice to two different women. I was hoping that things would work out better than they did, but, oh well.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Jack O'fagan
                        With faith as immovable as the Earth
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 4836

                        #12
                        Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                        The Queen loves to receive a pearl necklace. I believe that she has had a few over the years from Philip but also received pearl necklaces from the heads of many other countries.

                        She is supposed to be the head of The Church of England.

                        It wouldn't surprise me if Kate hasn't received one from William already.

                        YiC

                        Jack
                        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29433

                          #13
                          Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                          Pearls, how gauche. I am so sorry for you Mrs. Whitford. At least they were not Black Pearls.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                            I'm pretty horrified that your uncle would give you the pearl necklace to which his wife was undoubtedly entitled.

                            Was she upset?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Living_Water
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 151

                              #15
                              Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

                              Maybe next time your uncle wants to give you a gift he'll go for something more modest. Like a delicious creampie.
                              Revelation 22:1:
                              And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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