[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Are you suggesting that her uncle should cook?

Or perhaps that he would ask his wife to prepare a creampie for Sister Mary?

So she WATCHED?

Why shouldn't she? There's nothing in the Bible about wives not watching while uncles give their nieces pearl necklaces. The only problem is the pearls themselves.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Maybe next time your uncle wants to give you a gift he'll go for something more modest. Like a delicious creampie.

Are you suggesting that her uncle should cook?

Or perhaps that he would ask his wife to prepare a creampie for Sister Mary?

Not at all! She's not saved, so she not only thought it was a fine idea, but she encouraged him! She said, "I just couldn't wait to see the look on your face. I was sure you'd enjoy it just as much as I enjoyed seeing him give it to you." That just shows how little she knows me! I don't want a pearl necklace at all, not from any man and especially not my uncle!

So she WATCHED?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

What a story! My father says pearls are a great way to recognize sluts.

As are gold rings and braided hair.

[Felicity]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

What a story! My father says pearls are a great way to recognize sluts.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I'm pretty horrified that your uncle would give you the pearl necklace to which his wife was undoubtedly entitled.

Was she upset?

Not at all! She's not saved, so she not only thought it was a fine idea, but she encouraged him! She said, "I just couldn't wait to see the look on your face. I was sure you'd enjoy it just as much as I enjoyed seeing him give it to you." That just shows how little she knows me! I don't want a pearl necklace at all, not from any man and especially not my uncle!

[Living_Water]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Maybe next time your uncle wants to give you a gift he'll go for something more modest. Like a delicious creampie.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I'm pretty horrified that your uncle would give you the pearl necklace to which his wife was undoubtedly entitled.

Was she upset?

[James Hutchins]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Pearls, how gauche. I am so sorry for you Mrs. Whitford. At least they were not Black Pearls.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

The Queen loves to receive a pearl necklace. I believe that she has had a few over the years from Philip but also received pearl necklaces from the heads of many other countries.

She is supposed to be the head of The Church of England.

It wouldn't surprise me if Kate hasn't received one from William already.

YiC

Jack

[Nobar King]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

By "special" do you mean the unsaved trash in your extended family, with a reminder to them to read 1 Timothy 2:9?

No, not them, and actually it was only twice to two different women. I was hoping that things would work out better than they did, but, oh well.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

I always give the special women in my life a pearl necklace. Each pearl symbolizes pureness of spirit.

By "special" do you mean the unsaved trash in your extended family, with a reminder to them to read 1 Timothy 2:9?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Yes, that's it. Let's leave it at that, Mari.

Oh. Am I holding wrong end of your stick..again?

Now I'm even more confuse about freebie - I mean, would be OK foe ME give a freebie to someone I like , maybe my grandmother, but must it be something especific type of freebie or is something more general?

???

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Ah, OK. SO you stole pearls from him. Then stole them again?
The freebie was that?

Yes, that's it. Let's leave it at that, Mari.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

Ah, a freebie would be something given away for free, Sister. Now that I think about it, the pearls might have been meant for his wife or something!

I'm glad I've left that part of my life behind me now. The thought that I may have inadvertently stolen a string of pearls (which we shouldn't be wearing anyways! ) that rightfully belonged to another woman just sickens and depresses me.

Ah, OK. SO you stole pearls from him. Then stole them again?
The freebie was that?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: My uncle gave me a pearl necklace!

What is 'freebie'??

And what is the conexión whit the pearls??

Ah, a freebie would be something given away for free, Sister. Now that I think about it, the pearls might have been meant for his wife or something!

I'm glad I've left that part of my life behind me now. The thought that I may have inadvertently stolen a string of pearls (which we shouldn't be wearing anyways! ) that rightfully belonged to another woman just sickens and depresses me.