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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #31
    Re: Should I really marry this boy?

    Good girl! Nothing makes a man happier than a slice of hot, dripping pie!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • WWJDnow
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6312

      #32
      Re: Should I really marry this boy?

      Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
      My uncle found me this boy, who I do not like at all. First of all he has long hair, (he looks like one of the Beatles!), he can not speak english (so he could not have read the KJV Bible), he plays soccer, likes cucumbers, I suspect that he might be a vegan and he talked against his father!
      Uh, oh. This doesn't sound promising. Remember what the Bible says: Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? 1 Corinthians 11:14



      Jesus says, "I hate guys with long hair!"

      What shall I do? I do not want to marry this boy... shall I just bite the sour apple, marry him and try to make him a better Christian?
      Well, that all depends. The Bible says you must honor your father, but it doesn't say doodle squat about uncles. If your father tells you to marry this boy, then you have to marry him. Perhaps, if you're lucky, it will turn out that he's not really a homo, but just thinks it's cool to pretend to be one.

      As for making him a better Christian, who are you to tell a man what to do? The Bible tells us, ...suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:12 So if you do marry this boy, you'll need to shut up and do what you're told.

      So, yesterday, I went to this boys house, his name is Johannes....
      Well, that settles it. He's a homo.
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • Marisa L Sanchez
        Unsaved trash
         
        • May 2011
        • 82

        #33
        Re: Should I really marry this boy?

        Well Elisabeth, I think it's wonderful you have found a man at such young age and tender.

        I say, as long as you listen the advice from the Pastors here then nothing can go wrong with this marriage.

        Congratulations, I hope it goes all well.

        Enjoy matrimony girl!

        Marisa
        Titus 2:4 : That they may teach the young women to bee sober, to LOUE their husbands, to LOUE their children.

        (What every girl really wants in her heart, so I'm cool with this. And have a really nice happy day )

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        • Pure_Angel
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2011
          • 294

          #34
          Re: Should I really marry this boy?

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          Well, that settles it. He's a homo.
          Brother, you are confusing my woman mind. Oh well, I will just wait and see what my father says I guess!

          Yours in Christ
          Elisabeth
          Proverbs 14:1

          Every wise woman buildeth her house:
          but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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          • Pure_Angel
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2011
            • 294

            #35
            Re: Should I really marry this boy?

            Thank you Sister Marisa!
            Proverbs 14:1

            Every wise woman buildeth her house:
            but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #36
              Re: Should I really marry this boy?

              You just wait until he gets a taste of your steaming meat.

              He'll not be a vegetarian for along unless you consider a steak, mashed potatoes, peas and gravy dinner vegetarian.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Pure_Angel
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2011
                • 294

                #37
                Re: Should I really marry this boy?

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                You just wait until he gets a taste of your steaming meat.

                He'll not be a vegetarian for along unless you consider a steak, mashed potatoes, peas and gravy dinner vegetarian.
                Oh, you are right Brother James! I hope that my meat will be able to do that!

                Yours in Christ
                Elisabeth
                Proverbs 14:1

                Every wise woman buildeth her house:
                but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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                • NoSunshine
                  Unsaved trash, feminazi hatemonger
                  • May 2011
                  • 12

                  #38
                  Re: Should I really marry this boy?

                  finally someone normal.. ^^
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #39
                    Re: Should I really marry this boy?

                    Originally posted by NoSunshine View Post
                    finally someone normal.. ^^
                    Like you would recognize normal.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14333

                      #40
                      Re: Should I really marry this boy?



                      If he wears stuff like this I would be very careful. He may not make any babies AT ALL - I would ask your Father's advice: he will probably know more about your Uncle than your Mother.

                      Did you say that he doesn't eat steak ? ? ? ? ? ?

                      I only mention this because you have posted in Auntie Flo's section - and I am confident that the Pastors will reprimand me if I am speaking out of turn. But outside of The Church - the True Church, not false ones - there is a type of man who obtains a woman so that he will look "normal" to his associates, but who will deny her children thus sending her to Hell. We are very fortunate here at Landover Baptist to have Godly Pastors who are able to warn us of these perverts, and in fact I have met several when working in Northern Europe: they are easy to spot. Landover is a refuge from heathens and assorted perverts, and it is all too easy to forget the trash that operates "out there" (i.e. in the secularist world of evolution, Lutherans and M. S. M.)

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                      • Sweetgirl_dca15
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2011
                        • 24

                        #41
                        Re: Should I really marry this boy?

                        Sister Elizabeth,

                        As a woman and not a TC yet I can´t help you with any usefull advice, but Jesus will help you, I´m sure of that! I´ll pray for you!!! God never fails!!!

                        Anyway, you should marry soon, 18 is way too old to find a husband, you must hurry while you´re just 16 or 17 at tops.

                        YiC
                        Cristina

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