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There's always something good about foods that are white:
There's always something good about foods that are white:
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!
Ew! You'll look that anemic if you eat rabbit-feed like that!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
This is what human-food looks like:
Ball park to sell monster 4,800-calorie burger
In an apparent bid to cook up some comfort food during hard economic times, the West Michigan Whitecaps are offering fans a behemoth dubbed the Fifth Third Burger, named after the team's ball park and the meal's five beef patties, which each weigh 136 grams.
The burger is smothered with chilli, salsa, sour cream and a dollop of melted nacho-style cheese - topped off with Frito chips, lettuce, tomato and five slices of American cheese and laid out in a bun made with 454 grams of dough...
In addition to weighing in at more than double the US daily recommended caloric intake, the Fifth Third Burger contains nearly 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of sodium, the paper said.
Mr Lane shrugged off the health implications inherent in taking on the Fifth Third.
"At home, people eat healthy. When they come to a game, they might eat a hot dog."#forevertrump: Supporter of The Donald as president-for-life! #MAGAlomaniac!
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!
I've "trimmed the fat" from this thread. Parts that are not useful to wives planning for their husband's needs have been moved here.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!
I'm somewhat timid to try this one:
double bacon hamburger fatty melt:
The stack-up on this one:
- * Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun top
- * Cheese
- * Bacon
- * Four-ounce beef patty
- * Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as interstitial bun (a nod to the Big Mac)
- * Bacon
- * Cheeese
- * Four-ounce beef patty
- * Bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwich as bun bottom
And here's the autopsy shot:
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!
Lest we not forget the beverage and an after dinner lollipop...
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Dear Baby Jesus,
Please smite the agents of cholesterol and plaque in Brother Nobar's blood. I ask that you shrink your angels so they may travel through Brother Nobar's main cables and hold up his arteries like holy winged stents. I'm sure he would really like that bacon lollipop so PLEASE get to him before it does. In the name of Our Lord And Savior,
AMENLuke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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Maybe you could send that prayer out to me too, sister. Actually all the Men of Landover Baptist could probably use a Godly Roto-Rooter(r) ream job on our True Christian™ arteries.Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!
PRAISE!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
Good Pastor, of course I will pray for all of you.Maybe you could send that prayer out to me too, sister. Actually all the Men of Landover Baptist could probably use a Godly Roto-Rooter® ream job on our True Christian™ arteries.
Dear Baby Jesus,
Please destroy the demons of arterial disease vexing all the men at Landover. Lord, we know you created us to be a nation of super-sized meat, cheese and grease eating Godly Christians. I ask you to keep the pipes of our Pastors free and and their arteries unhardened. I ask this in the name of our Lord Jesus and by the power of his cholesterol free blood,
AMENLuke 5:31
And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick
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I trust in God, not cholesterol counts!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Here's a new treat for husbands everywhere to enjoy:
More deep fried delights can be seen if you click thru and read the rest of the article. I haven't tried deep fried butter, yet, but I'm looking forward to it!Move over, Twinkies: Deep-fried butter is here
Inventor of fried Coke and fried cookie dough is ‘back with a vengeance’
State Fair of Texas
Abel Gonzales Jr. says his deep-fried butter invention tastes like “a mix between a biscuit or a croissant that is just stuffed to the gills with butter on the inside.”
So here’s what Gonzales does: He takes 100 percent pure butter, whips it until it is light and fluffy, freezes it, then surrounds it with dough. The butter-laden dough balls are then dropped into the deep fryer.
“When you taste it, it really does taste like a hot roll with butter,” said Sue Gooding, spokeswoman for the State Fair of Texas. “It tastes great. It’s like a mix between a biscuit or a croissant that is just stuffed to the gills with butter on the inside,” Gonzales said. “I think that’s the best way to describe it.”
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!
I head that them people up in Wisconsin are deep frying cheese curds
Might be good?Attached FilesComment
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