[Dancing With Myself]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.

Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
Bacon Bowl Salad!

Served on a mat of bacon

Mmmmmmm!

Honestly, you will gain like 20 pounds after that meal and I've studied nutrition!


GENTLEMEN! THIS IS ABSURD!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.

Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
Bacon Bowl Salad!

Served on a mat of bacon

Mmmmmmm!

That's my girl!

I like the way she dips my biscuits in bacon drippings, then feeds it to me one morsel at a time.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.

Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
Bacon Bowl Salad!

Served on a mat of bacon

Mmmmmmm!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Here's one of my hit new recipes:

Bacon Cups! They are wrapped around a cupcake tin and baked. These are a hit at any party whether filled with ice cream or chili con carne.

Oh my GOD!! Those look positively Deeeeeeeelish. I think I will make some for our weekly LOL meeting on Wednesday.

[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Your closed minded insular perspective has failed you once again:

Pecan-Brown Sugar & Bacon Ice Cream

Excerpted from Seduced by Bacon: Recipes & Lore About America's Favorite Indulgence by Joanna Pruess (The Lyons Press, 2006). Copyright 2006 by Joanna Pruess.

Makes 1 1/2 quarts
Here's a delicious surprise: tiny bits of salty bacon are a wonderful addition to this creamy dessert. Maple-cured or applewood-smoked bacon seem to be ideal choices here.

• 3 cups heavy cream
• 1 cup milk
• 1 1/4 cups firmly packed dark brown sugar
• 4 egg yolks
• 1 cup chopped pecans
• 1 pound bacon, cooked until very crisp, blotted on paper towels and finely chopped (about 1/2 cup)

[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Here's one of my hit new recipes:

Bacon Cups! They are wrapped around a cupcake tin and baked. These are a hit at any party whether filled with ice cream or chili con carne.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

I have a question for the Pastors.

Sirs, while I want to ensure that my Daddy (and when my man gets back from Iraq, him) eat a proper man's meal, is it proper, do y'all think, if I were to cook plenty of manly steaks and meat dishes, but in a way that had low fat?

Is it proper for a True Christian lady to be concerned about the weight of her menfolk? Please do advise me here, I ain't sure if I should be punished for thinking of buying that George Foreman grill.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Ok lets see how this would be...............
Breakfast 3 meat omelet, biscuits, gravy, and bacon
Lunch Fried chicken, mashed taters, homemade mac and cheese and rolls
Dinner meatloaf, fried taters, brown gravy and homemade banana pudding.
Snack before bed homemade hot chocolate and homemade pound cake

That diet sounds out of balance to me - at least one meal needs to have something that is grilled, preferably over mesquite.

[VictoryOS]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Do the mashed potatoes at lunch have gravy on them?

[lilpentecostalgirl]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Ok lets see how this would be...............
Breakfast 3 meat omelet, biscuits, gravy, and bacon
Lunch Fried chicken, mashed taters, homemade mac and cheese and rolls
Dinner meatloaf, fried taters, brown gravy and homemade banana pudding.
Snack before bed homemade hot chocolate and homemade pound cake

[Justina Thyme]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Amen, Pastor Zeke and Sister Thumper. I just don't understand why some people cannot grasp the natural order of things as outlined in the Holy Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

I handle all Pastor Zeke's meat. I know just how it likes it done.

And she gets the back of my hand if she overdoes it too. Praise God.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

I handle all Pastor Zeke's meat. I know just how it likes it done.

I'm sure you do.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

I'm sure the men of Landover spend quite a bit of time dealing with their meat.

I handle all Pastor Zeke's meat. I know just how it likes it done.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

You probably think that's funny, huh? Making jokes about real Christian men's 'meat'? You should be learning how to do a woman's work, so when *if* a man is ever captured by you there will be someone to take care of him.

Real Christian men go hunting and provide REAL meat for their families. Look at this buck, it will feed a family for a month! We'll have steaks and ribs, and other parts will go in the smokehouse to make some real mountain jerkey.

I have a man, and we take care of each other.

And I agree with you that venison is delicious.