[Nobar King]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Baconnaise is so good it was featured on the Daily Show to high acclaim:

http://www.briansbelly.com/news-blog/move-over-mayo-baconnaise-is-here-to-stays/

John Stewart also liked the pancake-on-a-stick.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

Now, now Pastor Pistle, there's no need to put on an act in front of us. It's obvious to any True Christian™ with eyes that you are pining for the late Mrs. Pistle's home cooking, God rest her soul.

I recall how she used to make a wicked plate of deep-fried peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwiches for your lunch every day!

OK, but there was no chocolate in it!

[Mistress Cookie]

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a wicked plate of deep-fried peanut butter, bacon and banana sandwiches...

This is a sandwich I used to serve the Reverend around 4:00 each day, as part of my "High Tea" ceremony. (Watercress and/or cucumber sandwiches just aren't substantial enough.)

With them I would serve muffins, two types of butter (one whipped with Jam, the other with honey), fruit salad, fresh baked cookies, cinnamon toast and a choice of cakes. Also, some type of light stew and a platter of cold sliced meats and cheeses with freshly pickled relishes at the ready. Of course I substituted coffee for tea, as it gives a more American feel to the snack, and always boiled a nice pot of hot lemon water for myself so I wasn't tempted to eat anything

If your husband doesn't work at home, it's easy enough to wrap each individual item in waxed paper, load a hamper, and drive it to his office or jobsite. And feeding husbands this little pick-me-up at 4:00 means you can be a little late with dinner, if need be. (Also, 4 meals a day instead of 3 insures he won't wake you in the night with any crying from hunger, and you can get your beauty sleep.)

[eliot mayfield]

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Covered in real butter with Blueberry syrup, they're fine with me! And a wee bit of powdered sugar on top!

[Nobar King]

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I'm also a big fan of pancakes cooked with bacon fat. It burns at a low temperature, so your cakes get good and crispy on the outside while the inside is still light and fluffy.

Also, don't forget to get 'yer free pancakes on Feb. 24 at IHOP. They don't make 'em with bacon fat, but I'll eat them, especially if I don't have to cook them all.

[Nobar King]

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Popcorn is oh-so-good when popped using rendered pig fat. It's so good that you don't even need to add butter to make it palatable. If you like it salty, bacon salt isn't really necessary. Regular salt will do.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Regular salt is just so bland. After you buy your bacon salt you have to try a bacon salt margarita.

Alright, I'm taking your word for it. be warned that I have very sharp bacon-sensing abilities, and if this bacon salt doesn't convince me in the first bite, it's back to genuine chocolate-coated bacon for me.

[Nobar King]

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I eat lots of onions, too.

[Nobar King]

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Regular salt is just so bland. After you buy your bacon salt you have to try a bacon salt margarita.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I bought a case of bacon salt last year and I'm half way thru the first bottle. This stuff is great. It makes everything taste like bacon. It's a lot better than Lawry's garlic salt:



Buy a bottle of Baconnaise if you can find it:

From the dawn of mankind, man has looked up to the stars and asked, "Why the heck does anybody eat anything other than bacon?"

Seriously, I'm about to order $40 worth of this, are you certain it really tastes like bacon? Because I've tried eating fistfuls of those artificial bacon bits that get put on salads, and they are NOT bacony.

Baconnaise also sounds great, but I know I'd just grab and spoon and eat the entire jar in one sitting.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Since I'm still single, I have to rely on frozen or packaged food for my sustenance. If only someone would cook for me once in awhile.

Oh Pastor Zeke! There's no need for you to eat alone! My husband, Mr. Whitford, has a standing invitation for you to come eat at our home any day (but particularly when I am out of the house on Ladies of Landover business).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Since I'm still single, I have to rely on frozen or packaged food for my sustenance. If only someone would cook for me once in awhile.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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You'd probably like this, too:

I hope you get to eat as much of this crap as you possibly can.

[Nobar King]

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I bought a case of bacon salt last year and I'm half way thru the first bottle. This stuff is great. It makes everything taste like bacon. It's a lot better than Lawry's garlic salt:



Buy a bottle of Baconnaise if you can find it:

[Nobar King]

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Nothing like a good plate of poutin to warm your body and give you some extra energy to make it thru the cold months:

Poutine

French fries topped with cheese curds, egg, bacon and covered in brown gravy.