[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Hiding Bruises

This mindframe is both saddening and disgusting. No normal human thinks like this. You have been brainwashed. I seriously hoåe that you can regain your sanity.

You're right. I have been brainwashed. Jesus Christ has washed my brain of unclean thoughts. I hope one day your brain will be washed in the blood of the Lamb, as well as your heart.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hiding Bruises

No normal human thinks like this..

The original condition of Adam was in accordance with God's plan. But he succumbed to the lascivious beguilment of the woman God eventually provided for him as a companion animal. Prior to that there had obviously been no female humans.

So the "normal" condition of all humans thenceforth (except in the case of Jesus who was miraculously uncontaminated despite being born from a woman) is one of corruption. Of course we cannot think as God would have us! That is why He has given us The Bible!

II TIMOTHY 3
13 But euill men and seducers shall waxe worse and worse, deceiuing, and being deceiued.
14 But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned, and hast been assured of, knowing of whome thou hast learned them.
15 And that from a childe thou hast knowen the holy Scriptures, which are able to make thee wise vnto saluation through faith which is in Christ Iesus.
©1611

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

hoåe

I'm sorry, what?

God Bless,

Mary

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hiding Bruises

This mindframe is both saddening and disgusting. No normal human thinks like this. You have been brainwashed. I seriously hoåe that you can regain your sanity.

YOU have been brainwashed by soft modern society! Remember Jesus himself gave instruction on chastisement,

Luke 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

or do YOU know better than Our Lord Jesus???

YIC

Jack

[davidkellyy]

Re: Hiding Bruises

This mindframe is both saddening and disgusting. No normal human thinks like this. You have been brainwashed. I seriously hoåe that you can regain your sanity.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

If this is true which I am almost certain that it is not then please, call the police.

Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby. (Hebrews 12:11)

This is a praise forum. We praise God in all things, even physical discomfort. But more importantly, we know God's Ways are Higher and if Good Christian Woman's Godly husband wants to glorify God by following His Will, not only will that bring praise to the LORD on High, but that will surely bring "peaceable fruit of righteousness" into their marriage. Why would you suggest she call the police and ruin that potential righteousness? You can learn more about Godly Christian Discipline in my signature - the link for married ladies.

God Bless,

Mary

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hiding Bruises

If this is true which I am almost certain that it is not then please, call the police.

Proverbs 20:30
The bluenessof a wound cleanseth away evil

YIC

Jack

[davidkellyy]

Re: Hiding Bruises

If this is true which I am almost certain that it is not then please, call the police.

[Humongous]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Would using leeches, like this be a good idea as a form of punishment? My Dad wants to know.

well, friend KittyKat, when I was growin up, my parents would always use leeches as a reward, and a leranin tool. after I swam in the bog, my supple fleshfolds would usually be covered in leeches, and we'd count em, and burn em off, Praise Christ! it's essentially how I learned my arithmetic? ifn i got my sums right, I got to keep them dead leeches for to fry up and eat as a snack? I found the longer I let em suckle my quivering flesh folds, the plumper n juicier they got! Good eatin!

God Bless,
Lori H

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Why is your husband using his fist instead of a rod, as directed in the Bible?

A rod to the buttocks will not leave marks where they can be seen by anyone but your husband. And you'll be reminded of your improper behavior every time you choose to sit down for days, instead of just when you look at yourself in a mirror!

I have to agree with you Rev.. Since the object of the exercise is a learning experience for your wife, not some act of mindless violence, there is no reason that you can not wait until you have access to your favorite caning instrument where the strikes can be well placed, without the need to worry about some nosy libeleral calling the authorities and you having to waste your time explaining it is none of their damn business what happens between a man, his wife, and their deep felt religious beliefs!
Besides this I find that if you have a set ''discipline time'' right after dinner your food is on the table a little faster and I never have to ask for my ice filled up! Yep I never mention her mistakes of the day until after I have had my supper.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hiding Bruises

If a woman keeps her head down when scrubbing the floor, the 'touches of Jesus' will not be an issue.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hiding Bruises

For some bruises you only need a turtleneck sweater.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I wear my "shiners" like a badge of pride. They show that Pastor Zeke's loves me enough to "correct" me and help me get to HEAVEN.

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Amen, Daisy Mae! If only we all lived in a world without liberal hippies crying over "spousal abuse." Then we could all wear our shiners with pride.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I wear my "shiners" like a badge of pride. They show that Pastor Zeke's loves me enough to "correct" me and help me get to HEAVEN.

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If that isn't the smile of a lady in love, knowing her man loves her back, I don't know what is!

Beautiful!

[KittyKat]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Would using leeches, like this be a good idea as a form of punishment? My Dad wants to know.

well, i live alone out here in the trailer ever since daddy and mama went to Jesus (RIP). But I do receive quite a few catfish and snappin turtle bites when I go swimmin in the bog? these critters have right powerful jaws, so theys always leaving the odd mark, and i think its important for a lady to look her best, especially in the eyes of Christ! so I like to keep them bites n bruises covered up, but I aint got no fancy Hollywood makeup like Zha ZHa Gabor? Sos I got to improvise, Praise God! most of the time them bites is bleedin something morbid, sos my cover-ups double as a poultice of sorts? I usually make a mixture of cat urine and rotten pumpkin mush, then I dip some shamwows in the salve, an apply them too the many welts and nips on my flesh folds. Hooweee, it burns something holocaustic! but it makes them welts heal quicker.

He is risen,
Lori H.