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  • #31
    Re: Hiding Bruises

    This mindframe is both saddening and disgusting. No normal human thinks like this. You have been brainwashed. I seriously hoåe that you can regain your sanity.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • #32
      Re: Hiding Bruises

      Originally posted by Coeurdepirate View Post
      This mindframe is both saddening and disgusting. No normal human thinks like this. You have been brainwashed. I seriously hoåe that you can regain your sanity.
      YOU have been brainwashed by soft modern society! Remember Jesus himself gave instruction on chastisement,

      Luke 12:47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

      or do YOU know better than Our Lord Jesus???

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #33
        Re: Hiding Bruises

        Originally posted by Coeurdepirate View Post
        hoåe
        I'm sorry, what?

        God Bless,

        Mary
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #34
          Re: Hiding Bruises

          Originally posted by Coeurdepirate View Post
          No normal human thinks like this..
          The original condition of Adam was in accordance with God's plan. But he succumbed to the lascivious beguilment of the woman God eventually provided for him as a companion animal. Prior to that there had obviously been no female humans.

          So the "normal" condition of all humans thenceforth (except in the case of Jesus who was miraculously uncontaminated despite being born from a woman) is one of corruption. Of course we cannot think as God would have us! That is why He has given us The Bible!

          II TIMOTHY 3
          13
          But euill men and seducers shall waxe worse and worse, deceiuing, and being deceiued.
          14 But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned, and hast been assured of, knowing of whome thou hast learned them.
          15 And that from a childe thou hast knowen the holy Scriptures, which are able to make thee wise vnto saluation through faith which is in Christ Iesus.

          ©1611

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          • #35
            Re: Hiding Bruises

            Originally posted by Coeurdepirate View Post
            This mindframe is both saddening and disgusting. No normal human thinks like this. You have been brainwashed. I seriously hoåe that you can regain your sanity.
            You're right. I have been brainwashed. Jesus Christ has washed my brain of unclean thoughts. I hope one day your brain will be washed in the blood of the Lamb, as well as your heart.
            1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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            • #36
              Re: Hiding Bruises

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              I'm sorry, what?

              God Bless,

              Mary
              Apparently he's from Europe. His keyboard probably doesn't type proper American.
              1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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              • #37
                Re: Hiding Bruises

                Originally posted by Good Christian Woman View Post
                Apparently he's from Europe. His keyboard probably doesn't type proper American.
                I didn't know if he sneezed, God struck him with a convulsive seizure, or he was trying to curse us in his native language. Thank you for explaining to me, sister.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #38
                  Re: Hiding Bruises

                  You women certainly like to cluck!
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hiding Bruises

                    If it's consentual then knock yourself out (or your wife)
                    Try and beat some sense into them though I seriously doubt you'll be able to.

                    Can't say I liked the photo of your black eye though, I think if I had a problem with my girlfriend I wouldn't want to ruin her face, some simple waterboarding will suffice and you wont be digusted by her swollen face either.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Hiding Bruises

                      Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                      I have to agree with you Rev.. Since the object of the exercise is a learning experience for your wife, not some act of mindless violence, there is no reason that you can not wait until you have access to your favorite caning instrument where the strikes can be well placed, without the need to worry about some nosy libeleral calling the authorities and you having to waste your time explaining it is none of their damn business what happens between a man, his wife, and their deep felt religious beliefs!
                      Besides this I find that if you have a set ''discipline time'' right after dinner your food is on the table a little faster and I never have to ask for my ice filled up! Yep I never mention her mistakes of the day until after I have had my supper.
                      Not to mention, Brother, if you let her know that a spanking is coming later, she can anticipate the punishment and think on her misdeeds. The anticipation is sometimes a greater deterrent than the punishment, I'm told.

                      It's worth noting that none of the women in my congregation ever come to church with a black eye (or a fractured cheekbone, like poor < name of certain Lady of Landover censored to protect the innocent fiance - Moderator > ended up with -- I hope the plastic surgeon can restore some degree of symmetry to her face), though certain ladies do sometimes prefer to hear the sermon standing.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hiding Bruises

                        Originally posted by dicker View Post
                        I think if I had a problem with my girlfriend I wouldn't want to ruin her face, some simple waterboarding will suffice and you wont be digusted by her swollen face either.
                        We discipline our women because God commands it in the Holy Bible.

                        You want to torture your girlfriend? Are you a sadist? Have you no respect for women at all?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #42
                          Re: Hiding Bruises

                          I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hiding Bruises

                            Originally posted by dicker View Post
                            I wouldn't do it for fun, if she needs disclipine, why ruin a perfectly good face?
                            You are further evidence that atheists are immoral monsters.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hiding Bruises

                              what? so waterboarding is immoral but smashing your girlfriend's face in so her eye is closed shut is ok?


                              Fine line buddy, fine line.

                              So waterboarding wasn't invented when the Bible was created so it's wrong, neither was american but you claim it's God's favourite language, make your mind up fool.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Hiding Bruises

                                Originally posted by dicker View Post
                                what? so waterboarding is immoral but smashing your girlfriend's face in so her eye is closed shut is ok?


                                Fine line buddy, fine line.

                                So waterboarding wasn't invented when the Bible was created so it's wrong, neither was american but you claim it's God's favourite language, make your mind up fool.
                                No, following God's commandments is moral. Committing violence just because you think your penis grants you special privilege is immoral.

                                Fool.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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