[Celestebear]

Re: Advice Humbly Requested

Another little tip is to make sure you know your husband's face well so you know when he is even a little disappointed in what you did. (if you didn't dust well enough) as sometimes my husband seems to think oh well it must be the best she can do. He finds out the next morning though that I am definitely able to keep him happy so he can concentrate on the Lord instead of me!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I am getting married in 2 weeks. Now due to the fact that I grew up without my parents, I don't actually know what a wife is to do exactly in a Godly marriage. I know that a woman is supposed to their husbands, as is stated in Ephesians 5:22-
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
I also realize that as a wife I am meant to be my husband's helpmeet, as is stated in Genesis 2:20-
And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him..
Lastly, I know that to honor God and my husband, I need to have as many children (especially Godly sons) as is shown in 1 Timothy 2:11-15-
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Honestly, I really need all the advice I can get from the True Christian women here. I have studied the tips listed in the Wedding Bells forum, but if there is any more advice that I could get in regards to fulfilling my role as a wife, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Thank you for taking time to give me counsel.

Humbly Yours in Christ,
Angelie

I think one of the things you need to do is get rid of the dildo you mentioned in your introduction thread. If I found out my young wife ever debauched herself with a rubber tallywhacker, I don't know what I'd do.

Well actually, I know EXACTLY what I'd do, but posting that here would just complicate my defense strategy if the authorities ever got involved.

[Isabel G]

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I am getting married in 2 weeks. Now due to the fact that I grew up without my parents, I don't actually know what a wife is to do exactly in a Godly marriage. I know that a woman is supposed to their husbands, as is stated in Ephesians 5:22-
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
I also realize that as a wife I am meant to be my husband's helpmeet, as is stated in Genesis 2:20-
And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him..
Lastly, I know that to honor God and my husband, I need to have as many children (especially Godly sons) as is shown in 1 Timothy 2:11-15-
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Honestly, I really need all the advice I can get from the True Christian women here. I have studied the tips listed in the Wedding Bells forum, but if there is any more advice that I could get in regards to fulfilling my role as a wife, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Thank you for taking time to give me counsel.

Humbly Yours in Christ,
Angelie

Hi again Angelie. To be a good wife, you must always tell the truth. You shouldn't ever lie about your slutty past. Also, as Mr. Portway said, you need to get rid of all your dildos. I found a dildo in my bed once, and a stray dog died after he bit it. He is in my avatar.

While I appreciate your offer, my fiance wouldn't take too kindly to it. Besides, I left drinking and smoking in my past- I am not going back to that mess.

Was it a hot mess? I hope not, because those are the worst kind. Also, I hope you didn't drink Bacardi, because only totally slutty unsaved mongrel skanks drink Bacardi. Also, they tend to get shot at and write bad poetry.

[stubborn_wife]

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I have this pasted on the wall in my wifes sleeping space in the basement.

What a wonderful and useful piece of advice, thank you so much I've been here only for a short time but now i now this is the place to find guidance (besides the Bible of course). The few minutes a day i'm allowed on the internet are best spent here :-)