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  • #16
    Re: why we need to be spanked

    Originally posted by Sin-Derella View Post
    Good Christian advice needed please! I have no husband and also lack a male patriarch to provide me with appropriate discipline. How can I know when my behaviour is offensive to our Lord if I have no man to guide me? As a single woman adrift in a sea of sin and temptation I often find myself paralysed by ignorance. I asked my pastor to spank me when I misbehave, however, his wife cried and he firmly denied my request for spiritual guidance and corporal discipline. Whatever shall I do?
    Sister, with no husband and no father you're completely lost and you'll be totally doomed to the hot fire of Hell , I suggest you to find a good pastor who accept to give you a well deserved punch in the face, because that's what sluts like you deserve. After that, you must marry with a man inmediately, because that's the only way a woman have to go to Heaven and have an eternity next to God

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    • #17
      Re: why we need to be spanked

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Seeing that nobody here has ever heard of you, punch yourself in the face. Once you have become a member; we will appoint an appropriate Pastor to punch you in the face.

      You seem terribly arrogant. Do you think you can walk into Christ's favourite forum on the internet and act like you belong here you wanton slut?
      Thank you for putting me in my place. I shall flog myself immediately.

      In Christ name I post, Amen.

      Joshua 6:21 And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.

      Because God loves everyone.

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      • #18
        Re: why we need to be spanked

        Hello! I am new to this website, my name is Anna. I am eighteen years old and my father is currently looking for a husband for me. I have grown up in a Christian home, my mother homeschooled my siblings and me and I want to live a life honoring the Lord. My father has spanked my mother and my siblings, and I am not unfamiliar with the idea of discipline. I was just wondering if you all could give me some advice on how to be a good Christian wife, and what to expect in my impending marriage. Thank you!

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        • #19
          Re: why we need to be spanked

          Originally posted by peach5529 View Post
          Hello! I am new to this website, my name is Anna. I am eighteen years old and my father is currently looking for a husband for me. I have grown up in a Christian home, my mother homeschooled my siblings and me and I want to live a life honoring the Lord. My father has spanked my mother and my siblings, and I am not unfamiliar with the idea of discipline. I was just wondering if you all could give me some advice on how to be a good Christian wife, and what to expect in my impending marriage. Thank you!
          Hello dear and welcome to our friendly forums! There are many threads here about how to be a good True Christian wife, you just need to use the search function to find them, and I suggest that before you post anymore that you create a thread in the Introduction forum like you were told to when you registered.
          YIC
          Mary Thompson
          Thinking of Abortion?
          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          • #20
            Re: why we need to be spanked

            Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
            Hello dear and welcome to our friendly forums! There are many threads here about how to be a good True Christian wife, you just need to use the search function to find them, and I suggest that before you post anymore that you create a thread in the Introduction forum like you were told to when you registered.
            YIC
            Mary Thompson
            Thank you so much!

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            • #21
              Re: why we need to be spanked

              Do remember True Christians

              Proverbs 29:15

              The rod and reproof give wisdom, but a child left to himself brings shame to his mother.


              We can conclude from this that spanking is necessary to keep the shames of fornication at bay

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              • #22
                Re: why we need to be spanked

                Originally posted by Dale Irby View Post







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                • #23
                  Re: why we need to be spanked

                  Originally posted by Dale Irby View Post
                  Do remember True Christians

                  Proverbs 29:15

                  The rod and reproof give wisdom, but a child left to himself brings shame to his mother.


                  We can conclude from this that spanking is necessary to keep the shames of fornication at bay
                  We used to spank our daughters with a belt when they were younger, and now we use another things because now the belt is a bit small for them. They have a few marks in their bodies, but they know that is the perfect way to let them go to Heaven, of course not as good as having children, but for now is the best

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                  • #24
                    Re: why we need to be spanked

                    Originally posted by AGoodgirl View Post
                    Forgive me, I'm new here. I have some questions. I do agree husbands are to lead and guide. Spankings are good for a wife & females, in general. I do everything I can to please others & put God first. My question is, who is to spank single adult women that love & serve God? Where can I find a list of churches in my area that teaches Godly spanking. Not abuse, but loving correction? I feel a woman's bottom is made for a firm hand, a belt strap, or to be paddled to keep her pure, loving & feminine. It's difficult to find this teaching. I think, this should be done on a somewhat regular basis. I hope, I'm not out of line because I don't know where to go to be punished. Am I crazy? Or am I thinking right? Thank you so much for any information or guidance you can give me.
                    You're right; it is difficult to find this teaching because it DOESN'T EXIST. Since when is beating a grown adult a loving connection? I don't remember Jesus having a loving connection with the Romans as they beat him
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • #25
                      Re: why we need to be spanked

                      I know someone who enjoys a good spanking: Pastor Ezekial
                      But seriously, you're all Satan worshipers because God is dead.
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • #26
                        Re: why we need to be spanked

                        Originally posted by Lannah Aikens View Post
                        I know someone who enjoys a good spanking: Pastor Ezekial
                        But seriously, you're all Satan worshipers because God is dead.
                        Oh, look everyone. Someone who thinks they're smart because they can recite homer atheist propaganda. Jesus WILL enjoy torturing you in hell. (Maybe that will be enough proof that God is not dead.)
                        Exodus 20:3 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me
                        Romans 8:35 - Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?

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                        • #27
                          Re: why we need to be spanked

                          Originally posted by ChristMySavior View Post
                          Oh, look everyone. Someone who thinks they're smart because they can recite homer atheist propaganda. Jesus WILL enjoy torturing you in hell. (Maybe that will be enough proof that God is not dead.)

                          She's just another false Christian whore, who could not stop thinking of new ways to make Jesus cry while tickling her fetid loins.

                          She came here wanting us to say "oh yes dear, you're right, God does want us to fornicate. How could we have missed that after hours of Bible study and prayer" and tried to pass off a Biblical misinterpretation to justify her wanton lust.

                          When she didn't get the answer she wanted, she went on a God hating spamming spree.

                          YiC
                          DAM
                          Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                          Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                          • #28
                            Re: why we need to be spanked

                            If any man tried to spank me he would get punched in the face.

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                            • #29
                              Re: why we need to be spanked

                              Originally posted by addy19 View Post
                              If any man tried to spank me he would get punched in the face.
                              Watch the sass, woman.



                              Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • #30
                                Re: why we need to be spanked

                                Originally posted by addywho'sreallylike11orsomethingbutclaimstobe19 View Post
                                If any man tried to spank me he would get punched in the face.
                                What about a woman?

                                Can I watch?

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