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  • #91
    Re: why we need to be spanked

    Yes Im a crewtrainer there

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    • #92
      Re: why we need to be spanked

      Originally posted by addy the whore View Post
      Yes Im a crewtrainer there
      Hello, Whore! Burger King is a noble profession. As our guide to life, the Holy Bible, says in Proverbs 30:8 Remoue farre from mee vanity, and lyes; giue me neither pouerty, nor riches, feede me with food conuenient for me.The author may have had fast food in mind when he mentions food convenient for me. While I prefer natural foods, like whole grains, fresh fruits, and vegetables, I know that the obese and gluttonous must also have their share of eating establishments. Are you a whore only part time? Have you considered being the crew trainer for other whores? I should think the giving and receiving of whoppers would be quite similar. May our Lord bring you to a realization of Him before you, too, are flame broiled. In Jesus, Naomi Ruth Lamb
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      • #93
        Re: why we need to be spanked

        Originally posted by addy the whore View Post
        Yes Im a crewtrainer there
        Maybe satan will give you that job in hell.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #94
          Re: why we need to be spanked

          If you are new here and have no husband or father to punish you, who punishes you to keep you in line and makes sure you stay on the right path?

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          • #95
            Re: why we need to be spanked

            Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
            If you are new here and have no husband or father to punish you, who punishes you to keep you in line and makes sure you stay on the right path?
            If your father is deceased, then his possessions are passed to his sons, with a double portion going to the firstborn:

            Deuteronomy 21:17 (1611 King James Bible)

            But hee shall acknowledge the sonne of the hated for the first borne, by giuing him a double portion of all that hee hath: for hee is the beginning of his strength; the right of the first borne is his.
            In Numbers 27:8-11, Moses describes the rules of inheritance that God has stated. If a man dies, his son inherits the estate; his daughter gets nothing. Only if there is no son, will his daughter inherit. If there are no children, then the estate is given to the man's brothers; his sister(s) get nothing. If he had no brother, the estate goes to his nearest male relative. "...If a man die, and have no son, then ye shall cause his inheritance to pass unto his daughter. And if he have no daughter, then ye shall give his inheritance unto his brethren. And if he have no brethren, then ye shall give his inheritance unto his father's brethren. And if his father have no brethren, then ye shall give his inheritance unto his kinsman that is next to him of his family...."

            So, the duty would fall upon your oldest brother, if you have one. If not, then it appears you are on your own.
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            I Kings 7:23

            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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            • #96
              Re: why we need to be spanked

              He is not deceased sir he is an old drunk sitting in some bar. He left my mom and me and I am an only child. My mother is an atheist and is usually not home. I work part time as a prostitute.

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              • #97
                Re: why we need to be spanked

                Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                He is not deceased sir he is an old drunk sitting in some bar. He left my mom and me and I am an only child. My mother is an atheist and is usually not home. I work part time as a prostitute.
                Not possible.

                If you know where your father is, you disrepect him by not being there to walk him home. Waiting in a back alley talking up sailors is not 'waiting'.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #98
                  Re: why we need to be spanked

                  Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                  He is not deceased sir he is an old drunk sitting in some bar. He left my mom and me and I am an only child. My mother is an atheist and is usually not home.
                  Oh, dear! Your father is a lost soul at this point:

                  1 Corinthians 6:10 (1611 King James Bible)

                  Nor theeues, nor couetous, nor drunkards, nor reuilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
                  However, the Bible does not say that a man loses rights to his property because he is a drunkard.

                  Does you father have any upstanding brothers who would fill in for him?
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                  I Kings 7:23

                  And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                  New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                  Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                  Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                  Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                  • #99
                    Re: why we need to be spanked

                    None that I know of sir. He has never mentioned any siblings...it is only my mom and me at this point and I do most of the work around and for the house

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                    • Re: why we need to be spanked

                      Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                      None that I know of sir. He has never mentioned any siblings...it is only my mom and me at this point and I do most of the work around and for the house
                      Are you complaining? Work is what women were put on Earth for (Genesis 2:18). Of course, Eve screwed that up in the very next chapter.



                      Women just can't stand to follow the rules, and that is precisely why they need to be watched and (if necessary) corrected constantly.

                      Yours in Christ,

                      Z. Smyth
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                      • Re: why we need to be spanked

                        No I like cleaning man pipes its just hard being 19 and paying most of the bills....sir sorry for my unclearness

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                        • Re: why we need to be spanked

                          I was wishing to join this forum to find someone who would be able to assist me in being a true christian and help keep my womanly ways in check. ....

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                          • Re: why we need to be spanked

                            What is "cleaning man pipes?" That is an unfamiliar phrase to me, and it sounds well, ummm...unclean. Please put my mind at rest, because I am really hoping it's not what it sounds like. I don't want my Brothers and Sisters to get the wrong impression of you.
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                            I Kings 7:23

                            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                            • Re: why we need to be spanked

                              Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                              He is not deceased sir he is an old drunk sitting in some bar...I work part time as a prostitute.
                              He's not a priest, is he?

                              Leviticus 21:9 "And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire."

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                              • Re: why we need to be spanked

                                Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                                ...I work part time as a prostitute.
                                Oh my...in my haste earlier, I missed this part of your post. This answers my previous question, sadly.

                                Sally, you need to repent of this abominable and sinful occupation and come to Jesus quickly. In his nearly infinite grace, even this can be forgiven. I am praying for you!
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                                I Kings 7:23

                                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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