[Mrs. Paddy McIrish]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Strangely enough, even though my wayward "lapsed papist" unSaved husband has not yet heeded the sweet whisper of the Holy Spirit, he has wholly embraced my humble request of him to administer Christian Domestic Discipline when I displease him or do not adequately fulfill my wifely duties.

It's a small, yet encouraging, step in the right direction to his Salvation (and mine)! Thank you, Jesus!!

[GOD's-truth-must-be-told]

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But why would a decent, God-fearing woman still be single?

Perhaps there's some unrepentant sin in your life that you haven't confessed to the LORD. Maybe you're prideful and you don't realize it. Maybe you are a closet feminist. Perhaps you don't truly trust the LORD as much as you say you do.

I don't know, dear, I'm just trying to help.

Becuase being single is a hell of a lot more fun and means you can sleep with all the boyz and be a little harlot!!!

[Oceans676]

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I'm 18 ill "mature" after college

Hopefully he'll learn proper grammar in college, too...

[flowergirl18]

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I do not understand. My fiancé has never felt the need to spank me in the whole three years we have been together and we have never had a fight..

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I do not understand. My fiancé has never felt the need to spank me in the whole three years we have been together and we have never had a fight..

Yes, we know about your "relationship": He is the girl and you are the man. You tell him what to do and he, being a coward and a homo, will obey.

I'm glad that's working for you for now, but it's not what the LORD designed marriage to look like, and so not only are you making a mockery of His Perfect Idea, you are essentially tell Him to go screw Himself.

Good luck with that when He holds you accountable on Judgement Day.

[flowergirl18]

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How am I the man? Just because he does not beat me? Sure he makes all the decisions on finances and stuff, but we ask each other and work things out before making any major decisions. It is also nice to have two income house instead of an one income house...I do not understand your hatred towards my future husband and me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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How am I the man? Just because he does not beat me? Sure he makes all the decisions on finances and stuff, but we ask each other and work things out before making any major decisions. It is also nice to have two income house instead of an one income house...I do not understand your hatred towards my future husband and me.

I don't know you. How can I hate you?

I am a bit concerned with your ego, however, and your determination to try and "prove" to God that He designed the whole marriage thing wrong.

But I guess I shouldn't be surprised when people come along thinking they know better than the God who created the entire universe without so much as an instruction manual.

[flowergirl18]

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I do not understand the need to hit someone if they do not need to be hit? I have never mentioned God in the conversation...why must you put words in my mouth?

[James Hutchins]

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I do not understand the need to hit someone if they do not need to be hit? I have never mentioned God in the conversation...why must you put words in my mouth?

Of course a whore like you never mentions God.

I have no idea what you put in your mouth either but it is obvious you do not take in Jesus.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Women all need to be spanked, constantly. A woman whose backside is not in absolute agony will do nothing but force men to sodomize her, and if she cannot find a man, she will sit down and not get any work done until she IS spanked. Preemptive spanking is the most merciful way to prevent these intrinsic female weaknesses from surfacing, and so should be performed regularly to prevent the need for more extreme measures. If the spankings are irregular, or faggoty, it will become necessary to use rats or stinging insects to control her. I learned these lessons after I was forced to bury my ex-wife Ethel dozens of times, usually for six or seven days each time, in a casket full of hornets and Palmetto bugs. Sometimes I would throw in a weasel for good measure, but once God punished her with rabies for killing and eating it. This is the fate that liberal do-gooders would wish on an otherwise obedient Christian wife and a heroic weasel shuttling divine justice at great personal cost into the spiritual wasteland of the female mind.

Can you imagine my frustration as Ethel would lean on her entrenching tool every five minutes of digging? It seemed like getting her in the ground took an eternity. And then I had to dig her up myself, when I remembered where she was!

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

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I get the belt at least once a week usually

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I get the belt at least once a week usually

Well you need it daily.

[girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore)]

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According to you..

[see_the_light]

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Women all need to be spanked, constantly. A woman whose backside is not in absolute agony will do nothing but force men to sodomize her,

Those were the good old days, now it's the other way around.

Now the homer/femnazi lobby is "pushing" (quite literally) for bend-over boysfriends

If you want to read how low they get, you might (if your soul and stomach can handle it) see for yourself. That is what undercover lezbos are doing to pre-gayeez LIEBeral boys nowadays.

WARNING, not safe for most. IN FACT NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE, BUT FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED.

http://www.alternet.org/story/83459/why_i_agreed_to_be_a_bend-over_boyfriend

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Mother Of Seven]

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Please Mr Light, this is a prayer shack for women! Take it off to your men's forums please. Surely this is not a suitable post for women to read. I thought I was joining a Christian website, not a pawnographic place!