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  • My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

    Mother and Father do not allow me to speak much of my older sister, Sarah Elizabeth, because at 29 she has yet to marry and - even worse in my father's eyes - she went to a liberal college and operates her own business in Toms River, New Jersey. However, sisters, Sarah Liz as I have always called her has become possessed by the demon of pentecostalism.

    A visitor to her yarn shop in Toms River attends a Free Pentecostal Holiness Church near Brick. Sarah Liz agreed to visit this woman's church since Sarah's Presbyterian place of worship only meets at 9 AM on Sunday morning (how dreadful not to hold services whenever possible!).

    Sisters, what follows may shock some of you. Sarah became enthralled with all the goings on. As she writes me in her letter:

    "Naomi, from the moment I walked in, the Holy Ghost yanked at my heart strings. They prayed, welcomed everyone - and me by name - and then sang a song called "Holy Spirit, Use Me." There were some announcements and then a man named Brother Ben led us in singing. The songs were fast and lively, and many of the congregation gathered in the aisles to dance. They shouted GLORY as they sang and danced and marched around the church seven times - they called it a Jericho March - and the power of the Spirit grew. The presence of the Lord was so warm and mellow, I just knew Jesus Himself was walking up and down the aisles, praising His Father! A woman came over to me and laid hands on my forehead and began speaking in tongues. When she had finished, another person interpreted what she said! Oh, Naomi, you have to hear what was interpreted:

    Sarah Elizabeth, did I not tell you at a young age that you were destined to preach the Gospel? And did I not tell you that you were to be a wife, a mother, a servant and follower of my SON? And yet have you denied Me, yet have you rejected me, yet have you turned away from my face. But I have NOT FORGOTTEN THAT WHICH I PROMISED YOU! Surely you shall teach many men to follow the TRUE GOSPEL OF MY SON and YEA, when the multitudes hear of Me through you, thousands of souls will accept my plan of salvation! Sell your business and use the profits to seed your own church! Surely there are many souls that are in need of your teaching and your wisdom!

    Naomi, is that not the most wonderful thing - ever? And here is the best part: I went to the altar when the pastor called for sinners to be saved. I was saved, sanctified, and baptized in the Holy Ghost, speaking in tongues as the Spirit gave utterance! Oh, ekoshondalalalalala miko miko eskondalalalala hallelujah! And now, Naomi, I pray that CHRIST leads you to the truth of His Salvation! LEAVE THAT BAPTIST CHURCH, where freedom is unheard of and men treat women like objects to be owned! JESUS HIMSELF told me to tell you - "Come out of her! For yea, she is the whore of Babylon, in whose eyelashes are many worms!" Praying for you, Your Sister, Sarah Liz

    I am sorry to ramble on and on, but it is obvious that Sarah Elizabeth's headphones don't pick up too many radio stations anymore. Won't you join me in coming against the foul spirits that have infested this dear woman's life? If anyone has any suggestions on how best to reach a pentecostal person, please share them. I can't bear to tell Mother and Father, but I know Sarah will probably tell them herself - and they may be gullible enough to leave Freehold to follow her false gospel! Oh, Lord, Sweet Jesus Abba Father, hold me in Your Holy Arms, Father God! Hear my prayers for Sarah Liz and restore her mind so that she can see the error of following a false doctrine! I'm off to spend a few hours in the prayer closet - and I know I will be fasting until victory comes.

    NRL
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    Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

    Dearest Sister,

    I know this is the women's area of the Forum and I'm trespassing. However, some lines of that awful letter were so horrendous that I must suggest you consult a pastor immediately.

    I'm afraid all hope may be lost regarding your sister.

    the Holy Ghost yanked at my heart strings. They prayed, welcomed everyone - and me by name - and then sang a song called "Holy Spirit, Use Me." ... They shouted GLORY as they sang and danced and marched around the church seven times - they called it a Jericho March - and the power of the Spirit grew.
    I think that your Sister is referring to the Holy Ghost in a sinful way, and also further on she might have been misusing the Holy Spirit's gifts with the wrong kind of glossolalia.

    This could be blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.

    Matthew 12:29-32

    29 Or else how can one enter into a strong man's house, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man? and then he will spoil his house.
    30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
    31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
    32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.

    The eternal sin, the worst case scenario. I hope I'm mistaken.

    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
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      Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

      Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
      Dearest Sister,

      I know this is the women's area of the Forum and I'm trespassing. However, some lines of that awful letter were so horrendous that I must suggest you consult a pastor immediately.

      I'm afraid all hope may be lost regarding your sister.



      I think that your Sister is referring to the Holy Ghost in a sinful way, and also further on she might have been misusing the Holy Spirit's gifts with the wrong kind of glossolalia.

      This could be blasphemy against the Holy Spirit.

      Matthew 12:29-32

      29 Or else how can one enter into a strong man's house, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man? and then he will spoil his house.
      30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
      31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy [against] the [Holy] Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
      32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the [world] to come.

      The eternal sin, the worst case scenario. I hope I'm mistaken.

      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      My dearest brother Elmer,

      May our Lord hold you in the palm of His Hand. Your words are comforting and yet I too am troubled about this new-found "experience" that my sister has written of. I am standing on the Rock of my Salvation(R), trusting Him to deliver dear Sarah and lead her back to a true repentance and water baptism - which I believe you'd agree is her only hope. She tried to call me moments ago and in the voice mail message she said she would like me to fly out and visit her new church. I rebuked the voice mail in Jesus Name.

      NRL
      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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      • #4
        Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

        Clearly, this "church" she attends has become the willing thrall of an evil spirit they have summoned to inhabit it.

        How do we know that? Because the Holy Spirit would never tell a mere woman to start a church or preach over men.

        1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
        35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

        1 Timothy 2:9-15 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
        11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
        12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
        13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
        14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
        15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

        We already know Pentecostals are demon possessed gibberish speakers for Satan, so this should come as no surprise to our True Christian™ Baptist following. But to the would be Saved out there, Pentecostalism not even once!
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

          So how many feminazis are there in your family? How many of the women operate or aspire to operate their own businesses?

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          • #6
            Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

            Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
            So how many feminazis are there in your family?
            It is clear that beloved Sister Naomi has had a difficult time and Jesus is surely testing her.

            I'm sure you will join me in prayer for her during this difficult time: we are stronger in prayer and fellowship than Satan can ever be.

            Ecclesiastes 4:9-12 Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up. Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone? And if one prevail against him, two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken.

            Romans 8:26 Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought : but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.

            Glory!
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

              Oh dear. Sister Naomi, if you will allow me to pick out parts of your sister's letter and share my opinion, perhaps the Spirit will use my humble opinion to inspire you and your family further.


              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              "Naomi, from the moment I walked in, the Holy Ghost yanked at my heart strings. They prayed, welcomed everyone - and me by name - and then sang a song called "Holy Spirit, Use Me." There were some announcements and then a man named Brother Ben led us in singing. The songs were fast and lively, and many of the congregation gathered in the aisles to dance. They shouted GLORY as they sang and danced and marched around the church seven times - they called it a Jericho March - and the power of the Spirit grew. The presence of the Lord was so warm and mellow, I just knew Jesus Himself was walking up and down the aisles, praising His Father!
              This sounds to me like sins of the flesh being celebrated and your sister has simply been caught up in an orgy of sensory pleasures. Who among us hasn't felt a warm tugging on our hearts watching certain uplifting movies starting Kirk Cameron? Who among us hasn't felt goosebumps when pledging allegiance to the flag of the United States of America? But sometimes, these are just reactions of the flesh to emotionally charged events.

              We know when the flesh is from the LORD by the way the experience conforms to Holy Scripture. When Kirk Cameron plays the dedicated True Christian™ heroic firefighter and devoted husband, we know our flesh responds to the Good News that the Holy Ghost is sharing with us. But when Satan conspires against us to confuse and confound us, the flesh will respond to his lies (1 Peter 5:8).

              So it sounds to me like your sister walked into a church hall that celebrates the flesh, pretending it is the Holy Spirit at work when in fact it is the Greatest Liar Ever (John 8:44).

              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              A woman came over to me and laid hands on my forehead and began speaking in tongues. When she had finished, another person interpreted what she said! Oh, Naomi, you have to hear what was interpreted:
              It doesn't matter what she thinks was interpreted. The fact is, without the Holy Ghost present in that place, anything said is bound to be a lie straight from the depths of Hell. The very fact that part of this "interpretation" goes against the Word of the Lord (1 Timothy 2:11-12) should be a huge clue to your sister. Sadly, Satan has placed thick, thick scales on her eyes and she cannot see that which is obvious.

              The fact is, she's being lied to in order to offer financial support to the minister and board of elders at that sham church. There's no other explanation. Nothing they say could possibly be true. They're preying on her emotional vulnerability to reach out to anyone who will take notice of her and make her feel special. Their message is so vague as to be easily interpreted by her (or anyone who is similarly searching somewhere to belong) as being personalized just for her.

              They're charlatans and not only is the minister manipulating her, but he manipulates all the members to support him, even against their own spiritual needs. They support him because they're brainwashed by him, pure and simple. They think they're doing a good thing by nurturing your sister, when in fact they work for their reward - a smile and nod and quick comment of appreciation from their master, whom they probably regard as being one degree behind Christ Himself. They're spiritual mercenaries, selling their souls to whoever they perceive to offer the highest spiritual payout. They'll do anything to be noticed by their master, anything, and they don't care about your sister. They just want to be noticed by their pastor, and bringing in new recruits gets his attention. Your sister is a willing dupe to their diabolical congregation building (coffer filling) strategies.

              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              Sarah Elizabeth, did I not tell you at a young age that you were destined to preach the Gospel? And did I not tell you that you were to be a wife, a mother, a servant and follower of my SON? And yet have you denied Me, yet have you rejected me, yet have you turned away from my face. But I have NOT FORGOTTEN THAT WHICH I PROMISED YOU! Surely you shall teach many men to follow the TRUE GOSPEL OF MY SON and YEA, when the multitudes hear of Me through you, thousands of souls will accept my plan of salvation! Sell your business and use the profits to seed your own church! Surely there are many souls that are in need of your teaching and your wisdom!
              This is such an affront to the Lord Almighty Himself who sacrificed Himself unto Himself for the sake of her debt to Him! And this is how she responds to His gracious offer of Salvation?


              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              Oh, ekoshondalalalalala miko miko eskondalalalala
              That's nonsense in any language.

              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              Won't you join me in coming against the foul spirits that have infested this dear woman's life? If anyone has any suggestions on how best to reach a pentecostal person, please share them. I can't bear to tell Mother and Father, but I know Sarah will probably tell them herself - and they may be gullible enough to leave Freehold to follow her false gospel! Oh, Lord, Sweet Jesus Abba Father, hold me in Your Holy Arms, Father God! Hear my prayers for Sarah Liz and restore her mind so that she can see the error of following a false doctrine! I'm off to spend a few hours in the prayer closet - and I know I will be fasting until victory comes.

              NRL
              Of course I shall join you in prayer. If your family loves your sister enough to solicit help from the Pastors here, your sister just might be saved. I imagine it would be a most invasive and intensive emergency exorcism. The pastor and a few chosen men strong in the faith may need some time alone with your sister, away from the public eye, away from the public anything for a while. She would have no contact with you, as I imagine her prayer sessions would be constant what with so many men able to lay hands on her, there wouldn't be a single hour of the day or night in which she would be left alone to the wily ways of the devil.

              I don't think reasoning with her will work, as she's been brainwashed by her new church friends and anything you say will be immediately dismissed if it does not support her deluded beliefs.

              You have my prayers, and my sympathy, dear.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                The pansy-costals have a tendency to handle snakes, an obvious representation of the male phallis. Could it be, dear Sister, that your seemingly homo sister may be showing a desire to become a heterosexual? While handling phallic substitutes seems slutty, it could be a step in the right direction.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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                • #9
                  Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                  Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                  Clearly, this "church" she attends has become the willing thrall of an evil spirit they have summoned to inhabit it.
                  We already know Pentecostals are demon possessed gibberish speakers for Satan, so this should come as no surprise to our True Christian™ Baptist following. But to the would be Saved out there, Pentecostalism not even once!
                  Handsome, Muscular Brother Levi,

                  Your kindness and teaching has made me moist; if you were to look at my eyes right now, you'd see exactly just how much so. If there are tear stains on this message, they're mine. I have been fasting and praying for Sarah and coming again and again against the forces of evil that she has embraced so willingly. I feel that the Holy Angels are at war even now with the pentecostal demons that have been trying to steal my sister's soul. The win will be the Lord's, Hallelujah!

                  I may need individual and private counseling if you happen to be in the area. I promise a tasty pie in return.

                  Trusting in Jesus,
                  NRL
                  1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                  Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                  Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                  Locations in 50 States and Canada
                  !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                  Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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                    Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Oh dear. Sister Naomi, if you will allow me to pick out parts of your sister's letter and share my opinion, perhaps the Spirit will use my humble opinion to inspire you and your family further.

                    You have my prayers, and my sympathy, dear.
                    Dearest Friend and Sister in Christ, Mild, Mild Mary:

                    Zing! went the strings of my heart as I read your loving and most kind message. The Holy Ghost not only inspired me, but filled me with determination to defeat the forces of the evil one, that old serpent! With the prayers of the faithful, there is no doubt in my mind that Sarah will be delivered from the paws of satan and hand-carried by the angels into the bosom of our Beautiful Savior. How can I ever thank you for your kindness, your True Christian(TM) purity, and your ever-abiding friendship? I am truly blessed.

                    Hallelujah! What a Savior!
                    NRL
                    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                    Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                    Locations in 50 States and Canada
                    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                    Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                    Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                      Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      The pansy-costals have a tendency to handle snakes, an obvious representation of the male phallis. Could it be, dear Sister, that your seemingly homo sister may be showing a desire to become a heterosexual? While handling phallic substitutes seems slutty, it could be a step in the right direction.
                      Most Beautiful Victory,

                      I have never considered the possibility that my sister could be dabbling in the arts influenced by the natives of the Isle of Lesbos! Shocked, I began to reflect on Sarah's past behaviors. I recall one Glorious Christmas Morn, when the rest of us were on our knees thanking the Baby Jesus for being born, Sarah was sulking because Mother had purchased the gift of a Holy Bible for her. She kept saying, "Why didn't I get the flannel shirt I asked for?"

                      At Eastertide the very next year, Sarah left the lovely, pink floral print dress Mother made for both of us and chose instead to wear a plain white shirt and plaid skirt to the sunrise service. My parents were embarrassed and horrified and would not let her out of the car. I realize these examples are not definitive but I wonder if they do bear out some proof of a disorder.

                      I remain steadfast in my faith that Christ will cleanse the blots of sin that now blemish the countenance of my sister's soul. I ask for continued prayers as I do battle with the forces of the enemy on my sister's behalf.

                      Jesus wept, but I cried Hosanna!
                      NRL
                      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
                      Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
                      Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
                      Locations in 50 States and Canada
                      !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
                      Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
                      Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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                        Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                        Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                        Mother and Father do not allow me to speak much of my older sister, Sarah Elizabeth, because at 29 she has yet to marry and - even worse in my father's eyes - she went to a liberal college and operates her own business in Toms River, New Jersey. However, sisters, Sarah Liz as I have always called her has become possessed by the demon of pentecostalism.

                        A visitor to her yarn shop in Toms River attends a Free Pentecostal Holiness Church near Brick. Sarah Liz agreed to visit this woman's church since Sarah's Presbyterian place of worship only meets at 9 AM on Sunday morning (how dreadful not to hold services whenever possible!).

                        Sisters, what follows may shock some of you. Sarah became enthralled with all the goings on. As she writes me in her letter:

                        "Naomi, from the moment I walked in, the Holy Ghost yanked at my heart strings. They prayed, welcomed everyone - and me by name - and then sang a song called "Holy Spirit, Use Me." There were some announcements and then a man named Brother Ben led us in singing. The songs were fast and lively, and many of the congregation gathered in the aisles to dance. They shouted GLORY as they sang and danced and marched around the church seven times - they called it a Jericho March - and the power of the Spirit grew. The presence of the Lord was so warm and mellow, I just knew Jesus Himself was walking up and down the aisles, praising His Father! A woman came over to me and laid hands on my forehead and began speaking in tongues. When she had finished, another person interpreted what she said! Oh, Naomi, you have to hear what was interpreted:

                        Sarah Elizabeth, did I not tell you at a young age that you were destined to preach the Gospel? And did I not tell you that you were to be a wife, a mother, a servant and follower of my SON? And yet have you denied Me, yet have you rejected me, yet have you turned away from my face. But I have NOT FORGOTTEN THAT WHICH I PROMISED YOU! Surely you shall teach many men to follow the TRUE GOSPEL OF MY SON and YEA, when the multitudes hear of Me through you, thousands of souls will accept my plan of salvation! Sell your business and use the profits to seed your own church! Surely there are many souls that are in need of your teaching and your wisdom!

                        Naomi, is that not the most wonderful thing - ever? And here is the best part: I went to the altar when the pastor called for sinners to be saved. I was saved, sanctified, and baptized in the Holy Ghost, speaking in tongues as the Spirit gave utterance! Oh, ekoshondalalalalala miko miko eskondalalalala hallelujah! And now, Naomi, I pray that CHRIST leads you to the truth of His Salvation! LEAVE THAT BAPTIST CHURCH, where freedom is unheard of and men treat women like objects to be owned! JESUS HIMSELF told me to tell you - "Come out of her! For yea, she is the whore of Babylon, in whose eyelashes are many worms!" Praying for you, Your Sister, Sarah Liz

                        I am sorry to ramble on and on, but it is obvious that Sarah Elizabeth's headphones don't pick up too many radio stations anymore. Won't you join me in coming against the foul spirits that have infested this dear woman's life? If anyone has any suggestions on how best to reach a pentecostal person, please share them. I can't bear to tell Mother and Father, but I know Sarah will probably tell them herself - and they may be gullible enough to leave Freehold to follow her false gospel! Oh, Lord, Sweet Jesus Abba Father, hold me in Your Holy Arms, Father God! Hear my prayers for Sarah Liz and restore her mind so that she can see the error of following a false doctrine! I'm off to spend a few hours in the prayer closet - and I know I will be fasting until victory comes.

                        NRL
                        Dear Sister Naomi,

                        My heart is very troubled and saddened to hear about your sister. I am going to spend the next hour on my knees praying for your entire family and your sister. I hope this verse offers some comfort to your heart. "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." Revelations 21:4

                        This person listed some of the reasons why they left the Pentecostal church. Perhaps you can show it to your sister? http://www.bible.ca/t-why-I-left-pentecostalism.htm

                        Yours in Christ,
                        Elizabeth
                        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                          Originally posted by lstark16 View Post
                          "And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away." Revelations 21:4
                          What a beautiful and encouraging reminder dear!

                          Naomi, whatever happens, if your sister is too stubborn and man-hating to see the error of her ways, then when she is called forward for Judgement and tossed into the eternal lake of fire, you'll not be distressed when you are called Home to Glory. You'll probably laugh about this one day, with us, with Jesus by your side (Psalm 2:4).

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            What a beautiful and encouraging reminder dear!

                            Naomi, whatever happens, if your sister is too stubborn and man-hating to see the error of her ways, then when she is called forward for Judgement and tossed into the eternal lake of fire, you'll not be distressed when you are called Home to Glory. You'll probably laugh about this one day, with us, with Jesus by your side (Psalm 2:4).

                            I am almost afraid to say this publicly, since I know Pastor Zeke will be livid: Mother flew on a plane - alone - and went to church with my sister this past Sunday. Some of you may have noticed Father sitting in his plush pew by himself with a blank stare. At first he told me Mother was feeling ill, but then he confessed that he had allowed her to go back to see my sister. Mother called me this evening to say she was going to stay with my sister for a few more days and that she was "Impressed" with the pentecostal service she attended. Zeke, please muster all of your Christian Love when you read this next sentence:

                            She said, "At least Sarah's church isn't asking for money all the time." I almost dropped my expensive, state of the art cellular communication device. Mother tried to explain to me the gift of tongues and how sweet and spiritual Sarah is behaving having been "baptized in the Holy Ghost and speaking in tongues as the Spirit gave utterance." I am about convinced that it's best to shake the dust from my feet with regards to my dear sister. The only thing I can say is that she seems to acknowledge her place as a woman now. Mother said she's wearing sensible shoes and mid-calf dresses.

                            Mary and Elizabeth, my precious sisters in the Lord, your prayers were not in vain! Jesus heard each word and yet, as we know, He cannot bless someone whose heart is blackened with sin, so in His providence, He has chosen to let her go free for a season. I pray that Mother comes to her senses. (I will put an extra offering in the plate come Sunday, Pastor - and send over my pie for your enjoyment)

                            We may not understand this turn of events, but MY GOD IS IN CONTROL! Hallelujah! Praise Him!

                            NRL
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                              Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

                              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                              I am almost afraid to say this publicly, since I know Pastor Zeke will be livid: Mother flew on a plane - alone - and went to church with my sister this past Sunday. Some of you may have noticed Father sitting in his plush pew by himself with a blank stare. At first he told me Mother was feeling ill, but then he confessed that he had allowed her to go back to see my sister. Mother called me this evening to say she was going to stay with my sister for a few more days and that she was "Impressed" with the pentecostal service she attended. Zeke, please muster all of your Christian Love when you read this next sentence:

                              She said, "At least Sarah's church isn't asking for money all the time." I almost dropped my expensive, state of the art cellular communication device. Mother tried to explain to me the gift of tongues and how sweet and spiritual Sarah is behaving having been "baptized in the Holy Ghost and speaking in tongues as the Spirit gave utterance." I am about convinced that it's best to shake the dust from my feet with regards to my dear sister. The only thing I can say is that she seems to acknowledge her place as a woman now. Mother said she's wearing sensible shoes and mid-calf dresses.

                              Mary and Elizabeth, my precious sisters in the Lord, your prayers were not in vain! Jesus heard each word and yet, as we know, He cannot bless someone whose heart is blackened with sin, so in His providence, He has chosen to let her go free for a season. I pray that Mother comes to her senses. (I will put an extra offering in the plate come Sunday, Pastor - and send over my pie for your enjoyment)

                              We may not understand this turn of events, but MY GOD IS IN CONTROL! Hallelujah! Praise Him!

                              NRL
                              Dear Sister Naomi,

                              I will pray that your dear sister comes back to Landover Baptist Church and will spend another hour on my knees tonight. I am glad for your peace of mind and wise decision to break off from your sister. "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?" 2 Corinthians 6:14. And in the end, all will go well, as you said God is in control! "For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end." Jeremiah 29:11.

                              Yours in Christ,
                              Elizabeth
                              "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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