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  • #16
    Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

    You are in my prayers. I pray that your sister will be lead out of the false religion and into the warm arms of the Baptist Church.
    And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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    • #17
      Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

      PRAISE GOD!

      I am pleased to report that Mother returned from the visit to my sister's home. God moves in His way, in His time, praise His Name. While she was there, she convinced Sarah to go to a Baptist church with her, where Sarah was taken to a special prayer closet, doused with anointing oil, and prayed for by the men of the church for almost sixteen hours.

      When they emerged, not only had Sarah renounced the pentecostal demons, but she is beginning a women's prayer focus group that will thoroughly teach her the ways of the Baptist faith. I am attending her baptism in two weeks. GLORY GLORY GLORY!

      My dearest sisters, Sarah owes her soul to the faithfulness of our Savior's promise to answer prayer. Those prayers came from you! I pray the Lord's richest blessings on all of you for your concern and your True Christian(TM) love.

      Another dark thread in the tapestry of my life has been bleached white as snow by the providence of our Lord. I will be tithing a double tithe this Sunday as a thank you to Jesus.

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      • #18
        Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

        There are a few good Pentacostals, such as Pat Robertson. I find them more amusing than harmful--it's hilarious that every one of them is pretending to feel the Holy Ghost inside them, wailing and drooling and rolling around and speaking in baby talk to impress each other, but not a one of them has figured out that all of the others are pretending, too. Still, they're pro-life, pro-Jesus, and pro-America, and I can't fault them for that even if they do make fools of themselves in their worship services.

        It could have been worse--your sister might have gone Catholic. They're all going to Hell for sure. Nevertheless, I'm happy to hear that you sister has decided to show Jesus the proper respect and worship without acting like a retard.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • #19
          Re: My Sister has Gone Pentecostal

          Praise the Lord! Sister Naomi, I cannot express my joy at hearing that your sister has renounced her evil ways and has come to the Baptist Church, the one true Church! "Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD." Psalm 150:6
          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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