Naomi's Moist Pie is Expanding

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Ladies,

I am so happy to report the expansion of Naomi's Moist Pie. All the glory goes to God and Pastor Ezekiel. As you know, we started on Paul Crouch Drive downtown and then opened in North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Texas. Now we will see Naomi's Moist Pie open to the citizens of Wichita, Kansas. I look forward to sharing my pie with True Christians(TM) from that fair city.

I post this not to be self-serving, but to also ask you to refer men to me for management positions as we continue to expand. Naomi's Moist Pie must be filled by Godly, dedicated men that know how to take advantage of the massive penetration possibilities my business offers. I learned the hard way that I cannot handle my business myself and satisfy the needs of the people - it requires a man - many men, indeed - to take the reins. If any of you ladies happens to know a man capable of filling the needs of my business, won't you send him to me?

We will also be needing ladies for cooking and baking positions when we open Naomi's Moist Pie in Churchville, Iowa. Complete an application with your husband's permission at our shop in Freehold.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Dear Sister Naomi,

I am so happy for you! Ephesians 3:20, "Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us." I was wondering given my status if I would be allowed to enter your shop (not the one in Freehold of course) and buy a pie? I do not want to disrespect your Unsaved Unwelcome policy. I am sorry I do not know of any men to help you, but I will keep that in my prayers.

YiC,
Elizabeth

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Dear Sister Naomi,

I am so happy for you! Ephesians 3:20, "Now unto him that is able to do exceeding abundantly above all that we ask or think, according to the power that worketh in us." I was wondering given my status if I would be allowed to enter your shop (not the one in Freehold of course) and buy a pie? I do not want to disrespect your Unsaved Unwelcome policy. I am sorry I do not know of any men to help you, but I will keep that in my prayers.

YiC,
Elizabeth

My Dearest Daughter in Jesus,

It would be my pleasure to send you several pies that you can share with your family. Let me know what flavors you'd like and I'll see that you receive them promptly.

May this week be full of blessings as you serve the Lord!

With my deepest love,
NRL

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Thank you my darling sister in Christ, and I'll need to contact my father first. Sadly, he is gone on a short mission trip to India trying to save souls, so he is unavailable.

[KateSanders]

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Congratulations Naomi! I wish you all the best, and I will pray that all your future endeavors are successful.

[JustGotSaved]

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Sister Naomi,

I'd sure like to get my hands on your pie! It sounds "finger-licking" good.
But being out here in Kansas, the only natural homestyle pie i see on offer is from the Kickapoo indian reservation, and i'd just rather not go there.

[Godfly]

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I'm worried that Naomi's Moist Pie might get so big that it won't be as much fun to go in there.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I'm worried that Naomi's Moist Pie might get so big that it won't be as much fun to go in there.

Oh, Godfly darling, I am so touched by your concern. I want to assure you that no matter how much my business expands, I will always run a tight operation. It is important that the brand has more exposure since I want everyone to experience what so many have already.

In Jesus,
NRL

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Sister Naomi,

I'd sure like to get my hands on your pie! It sounds "finger-licking" good.
But being out here in Kansas, the only natural homestyle pie i see on offer is from the Kickapoo indian reservation, and i'd just rather not go there.

Brother JGS, you handsome man,

Can you do me a favor? There is a building across from the men's shelter where you stay that I am interested in purchasing. Yes, I am thinking of a Topeka location, too! If you can find out the condition of the building (try not to compare it to the shelter if possible, hon).

NRL

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Congratulations Naomi! I wish you all the best, and I will pray that all your future endeavors are successful.

Kate, I've missed you so. Please stay in touch.

[KateSanders]

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Kate, I've missed you so. Please stay in touch.

I do try to dear, but my children and husband keep me very busy. I am currently in the process of homeschooling my children, and I simply don't have the time that I use to have. Still, I'm glad that when I do get the chance to stop by God's favorite forums I get wonderful news like yours. I am very happy for your success, and continue to pray that you will have many more successes.
Your Sister in Christ,
Kate

[JustGotSaved]

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Brother JGS, you handsome man,

Can you do me a favor? There is a building across from the men's shelter where you stay that I am interested in purchasing. Yes, I am thinking of a Topeka location, too! If you can find out the condition of the building (try not to compare it to the shelter if possible, hon).

NRL

Is this the building you were interested in?

If so, you're in luck, it's available! Best one around here too! You should really snatch this!

If you do open up and invite the locals, I'm sure you'll have a neverending line of homeless men outside your pie emporium waiting to examine your delicious eatables. Wouldn't that be such a dream come true?

It'd be great to see them spend their panhandling income on something other than booze and drugs so you'd be doing them an eternal favor.


I mentioned this possiblity to one of the guys, Cooter, and he said he'd make sure the boys were safe, disease free, and cleaned up before coming in. They're pretty filthy most of the time, and i think you could use old Cooter's protection. You dont want the riff raff scaring off any proper people that might otherwise come in.

I could stand guard too, if that would help.

[VictoryOS]

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I just got off the phone with my sister-in-law who lives in Wichita, and she happens to live just up the road from the new location! I told her that as soon as Naomi's Moist Pie opens, she simply must go down and get her some! Surely as soon as she catches a whiff, she will be banging on the doors to be let in. She will be an excellent customer for you, Sister Naomi, and wil come again and again and again. She loves a good pie!

[Godfly]

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I don't know. I just stuck my head into Naomi's Moist Pie and something just doesn't look right in there.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Is this the building you were interested in?

If so, you're in luck, it's available! Best one around here too! You should really snatch this!

If you do open up and invite the locals, I'm sure you'll have a neverending line of homeless men outside your pie emporium waiting to examine your delicious eatables. Wouldn't that be such a dream come true?

It'd be great to see them spend their panhandling income on something other than booze and drugs so you'd be doing them an eternal favor.


I mentioned this possiblity to one of the guys, Cooter, and he said he'd make sure the boys were safe, disease free, and cleaned up before coming in. They're pretty filthy most of the time, and i think you could use old Cooter's protection. You dont want the riff raff scaring off any proper people that might otherwise come in.

I could stand guard too, if that would help.

Please find the owner and let him know we are interested. If I send you the cash, would you be sure it gets to him? It would be a small deposit, a kind of good-faith gesture to make sure he keeps the building available.

Big hugs,
NRL