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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12747

    #61
    Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

    I want the citizens of Freehold to know I am not part of the secular socialistic country of Sweden. Recently, Sweden passed a law prohibiting prayer while at work. I pledge to make prayer available to every employee in Freehold.

    Prayer at work makes employees more productive. When they hear back from God He wants they to work harder, they do. Without prayer how are they ever going to hear from God?

    Unfortunately, my opponents in this race have made no such pledge. They seem to ignore the powerful force of prayer in the lives of the citizens of Freehold.

    If you want the right to take a few minutes of pause in your work day to pray, vote for me, Johny Joe Hold.

    Jesus loves you.


    A municipal council in Sweden passed a new guideline banning employees at its schools, offices and other local government buildings from praying during work hours
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12747

      #62
      Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

      Each voter can make up his/her own mind on this. But, I personally believe Jesus wants me to be re elected Mayor of Freehold. This morning I took my toast out of the toaster and there was Jesus. What other explanation of this is there except Jesus' blessing on my campaign:

      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • BibleReader2231
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2018
        • 567

        #63
        Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

        I have no reason to doubt that’s Mister Hold’s actual toast. He’s never told a lie before and wouldn’t start over a piece of toast. Love you Mister Hold <3. Booooooooo to the Larguez Witch! Lock her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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        • Isabella White
          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
           
          • Mar 2019
          • 4361

          #64
          Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          Each voter can make up his/her own mind on this. But, I personally believe Jesus wants me to be re elected Mayor of Freehold. This morning I took my toast out of the toaster and there was Jesus. What other explanation of this is there except Jesus' blessing on my campaign:

          Oh, dear Brother MAYOR Hold -- this is so exciting, to think that you have received this confirmation from self through your morning loaf. What blessed news for you! Now, we all know the type of toast that that Larguez woman would get, don't we? And it would most certainly have nothing to do with the !

          A blessed evening to you, dear Brother MAYOR Hold,
          Sincerely, Isabella W.

          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12747

            #65
            Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

            My friends, voters of Freehold, did you know our country is moving toward making prostitution legal? Liberal forces are moving in that direction as we speak.

            This past week, Senator Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren said sex workers should be protected from prosecution and their health and safety is our government's responsibility.

            I want the record to show I oppose changing Freehold into a city of wall to wall brothels.

            Strangely, my opponents have been silent on this issue. They are in the same circle of tree hugging and look-the-other-way-sin-tolerant politicians as Sanders and Warren.

            IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTERS FROM BECOMING PAID WHORES, VOTE JOHNY JOE HOLD.

            https://www.christianpost.com/news/e...-sex-work.html
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Johny Joe Hold
              Mayor of Freehold
               
              • Feb 2010
              • 12747

              #66
              Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

              Voters in Freehold, you should know this: Prayers to Satan are being offered at public meeting in other states and are coming to Iowa.

              As your Mayor, I will not tolerate any Satanic prayers at public meetings or anywhere else.

              For whatever reason, my opponents have been strangely quiet on the issue of prayers to Satan.


              VOTE FOR JOHNEY JOE HOLD.

              https://thehill.com/homenews/state-w...ompts-walkouts
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Alejandra Larguez
                Wetback Forum Member
                • Jun 2019
                • 48

                #67
                Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                My friends, voters of Freehold, did you know our country is moving toward making prostitution legal? Liberal forces are moving in that direction as we speak.

                This past week, Senator Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren said sex workers should be protected from prosecution and their health and safety is our government's responsibility.

                I want the record to show I oppose changing Freehold into a city of wall to wall brothels.

                Strangely, my opponents have been silent on this issue. They are in the same circle of tree hugging and look-the-other-way-sin-tolerant politicians as Sanders and Warren.

                IF YOU WANT TO PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTERS FROM BECOMING PAID WHORES, VOTE JOHNY JOE HOLD.

                https://www.christianpost.com/news/e...-sex-work.html
                Soon to be former Mayor Hold, you know I am a radfem so I oppose any form of prostitution, and I want the death penalty for men soliciting prostitutes. I consider the act of having sex with a whore the same as rape, and both should be punished with death.
                Bernie and I do not agree in this. No, NOT THAT BERNIE, Bernie my campaign manager.

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                • BrotherLarry
                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2262

                  #68
                  Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                  CERTIFIED EQUINE GNATHOLOGISTS DECLARE SUPPORT: (AP Podunk)


                  At a rally held in Podunk, Nebraska, Friday, Cleo Fargan, Executive President of the Certified Equine Gnathologists of America, declared the organization's endorsement of Johny Joe Hold for Mayor of Freehold, Iowa. Hosted by the Lord's Innkeeper, Dennis Lukes, the rally enjoyed beautiful hotel accommodations and grounds - the perfect setting for such a monumental endorsement. Said Fargan:


                  "This man - this Mayor - this Christian Warrior, has brought more acceptance to the field of horse dentistry than any mayor in modern times. As gnathologists, we need to ensure that Johny Joe Hold is re-elected. It's therefore my honor and great privilege to declare the endorsement and support of all Gnathology labor unions, all gnathologists in the state of Iowa, and our own BrotherLarry, who will no doubt be a Freehold resident with Mayor Hold's help."


                  Dennis Lukes welcomed the group with special entertainment from his ethnic staff as tacos and enchiladas were served on authentic wooden picnic tables out back. Music was from James Lombardo and His Christian Couriers, a relatively new band but definitely not a new act as Brother Lombardo has long been a staple of the music industry.
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #69
                    Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                    Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post
                    Soon to be former Mayor Hold, you know I am a radfem so I oppose any form of prostitution, and I want the death penalty for men soliciting prostitutes. I consider the act of having sex with a whore the same as rape, and both should be punished with death.
                    Bernie and I do not agree in this. No, NOT THAT BERNIE, Bernie my campaign manager.
                    This is a surprise. I thought your kind was in favor of every woman throwing her legs in the air to copulate with any willing party, then celebrating each resulting abortion
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • Isabella White
                      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                       
                      • Mar 2019
                      • 4361

                      #70
                      Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                      Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                      This is a surprise. I thought your kind was in favor of every woman throwing her legs in the air to copulate with any willing party, then celebrating each resulting abortion
                      And don't forget, dear Sister Victory: and then sending those brats over the border to cause nothing but trouble here in our Godly ! Oh, how I long for the news that ICE has made their arrests and deportations!

                      A blessed day to you, dear Sister Victory,
                      Sincerely, Isabella W.
                      Onward, Christian soldiers!!

                      (Mrs.) Isabella White

                      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14399

                        #71
                        Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                        Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez


                        SoontobeformerM[tasteless comments: abluted]ayorHoldyouknow I am a radf[pagan dogwhistle: abluted]emso I opposeanyformo[salacious remarks: abluted]fprostitutionand I want thedeathpenaltyformen[enticement to fornication: abluted]solicitingprostitutes I consider theactofhavingsexwithawhorethesameasrap[trying to be funny: abluted]eandbothshouldbepunishedwithdeathBernie and I do not agree inthisNoNOTTHATBERNIEB[feeble attempt at name dropping: abluted]erniemycampaignmanager


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                        So. She's not a Christian.
                        She's on board with the homosexual agenda.
                        She accepts gender-non-specificity as a thing.
                        And now she's on the "sex worker" bandwagon.

                        I don't need to address her specific obsessions, such as who solicits whom, because it's the ones with something to "sell" who promote themselves in rather conspicuous ways.

                        Her position on whether he, she or it is doing the exploiting or being exploited is equally ridiculous with the single example of male prostitutes being sufficient. Like all socialists there are no actual policies.

                        "Policies? What's a policy?" I can just hear her ululating. Introducing yet another Barnum statement with the word. does not turn it into an actual. policy and sure enough it's all demands (I want) and objections (I do not agree) and doctrinaire opinions (I consider) but my real concern lies in quite a different area.

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                        Pluralism is not a nice word, particularly in its sociological application. To enable such delusions, commies always like to get as many different "cultures" operating simultaneously, at least in the places they're trying to bring down. Quite apart from whether she's likely to start up a trollop pride day, then an idolators' pride and an atheist pride and a cannibal pride—it can't be so difficult to find 365 forms of Godlessness to celebrate—the real question is how many temples would that require?

                        Satan just luuuuuurves temples. Mormon, hindoo, masonic, kabala-themed, you name it and that's what she'll want to build. You can't have "diversity" without them. Hideously ornate with grotesque wallpaper, strewn with silk and brocade chaises longue, divans in alcoves just in case..

                        Satan laps it up. How many would she build? Who'd pay?

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                        • Isabella White
                          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                           
                          • Mar 2019
                          • 4361

                          #72
                          Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post

                          So. She's not a Christian.
                          She's on board with the homosexual agenda.
                          She accepts gender-non-specificity as a thing.
                          And now she's on the "sex worker" bandwagon.

                          Satan just luuuuuurves temples. Mormon, hindoo, masonic, kabala-themed, you name it and that's what she'll want to build. You can't have "diversity" without them. Hideously ornate with grotesque wallpaper, strewn with silk and brocade chaises longue, divans in alcoves just in case. Satan laps it up. How many would she build? Who'd pay?
                          Oh, this is so very, very true, dear Sister Mitza! Sadly, that is what will happen if that beaner is elected. We can't have that happening! won't stand for it! He will not tolerate it! It would infuriate the Almighty if our beloved Brother MAYOR Johny Joe Hold were to be defeated! The wrath of Almighty would fall down in horrific power, the likes of which we have never seen before. It will be just like (if not worse) than the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah!

                          Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

                          A blessed day to you, dear Sister Mitza,
                          Sincerely, Isabella W.

                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14399

                            #73
                            Re: Mayor Hold Announces 2020 Reelection Campaign

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            This is a surprise. I thought your kind was in favor of every woman throwing her legs in the air to copulate with any willing party
                            You bet! Red Indian commie Spaniard emigrants only took up residence in Mexico to get away from Christian justice. Working on the African hypothesis that the more you copulate the better you'll fare in old age, up went the heels and cactus juice all round. The actual result is somewhat different. Elderly persons have mostly been shot before reaching 40 from what I've heard unless cloistered in convents or commuting thereto from seminaries it revolts me even to think about it.

                            It's a double whammy. First they overpopulate themselves into gangster oblivion until second they see somewhere with a different standard—using, it must be said, technologies their own system could never imagine—and decide to muscle in on it.

                            "It" being the operative word. Can't they think of anything else? God has explained reality. We know what it is. They don't. Wheel in the repressed instincts, honed (according to them over millions of years) for our benefit yet trounced by the ravings of lunatics. Even deaf people could see from the mad hatter parade, the pomposity of the robes and silken pillows and golden crooks that these were lunatics. Alejandra Larguez cannot. Something has gone wrong in her head.

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