THANK YOU VOTERS OF FREEHOLD

[Johny Joe Hold]

Pastor Zeke announced today I have been chosen by you, its citizens, to again lead the City of Freehold. My sincere thank you.

The campaign took its toll of me, there were difficult times. Yet, you voters came through.

The future is bright for Freehold. While sin and gloom hover over other cities we are blessed with the gift of holiness like never before. My pledge to our citizens is to work tirelessly to keep the bridge between City Government and the Bible focused Landover Baptist Church high and dry so the seamless interface between the two continues on.

God Bless You and God Bless the City of Freehold

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Dennis Lukes]

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Praise Jesus! Congratulations on your re-election!

I'm sure we all remember Brother Donald's promise to investigate and prosecute Hitlery "Goldman Sachs" Clinton, which has not yet happened due to his busy schedule. However, keeping Freehold great isn't quite as big a job as Making America Great Again. I think we'd all enjoy seeing ICE raid Alejandra Larguez's home, bind her wrists with zip ties, put a black bag over her head, and dump her back over the border. We'd point and laugh as Alfred King was tackled by police officers, tased, worked over with nightsticks, cuffed, and tossed into the slammer.


Democratic candidates are the enemies of Christ, and ought to be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

[Bubba Buck]

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Sorry I’m late for the party. Can an outsider run? I must apologize for my extended absence as I have been cleaning the pipes for the men at my local church and it has taken over a year and a half to get to all of them to clean out. Anyway, can I run as an independent before the election officially ends as an independent challenger?

[JamesH.B]

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Sorry I’m late for the party. Can an outsider run? I must apologize for my extended absence as I have been cleaning the pipes for the men at my local church and it has taken over a year and a half to get to all of them to clean out. Anyway, can I run as an independent before the election officially ends as an independent challenger?

First of all, the election is over and Mayor Hold won again (praise Jesus). Second of all, there's no way that you can run if you're an outside who has no hope of getting into Freehold.


Congratulations on a well fought and well deserved win, Mayor Hold!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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First of all, the election is over and Mayor Hold won again (praise Jesus). Second of all, there's no way that you can run if you're an outside who has no hope of getting into Freehold.
Congratulations on a well fought and well deserved win, Mayor Hold!

Thank you Brother James. And thank you, too, for helping be keep riff raff out of Freehold and out of the election as well.

Thinking back on the election, I should have announced at the beginning riff raff could not become Mayoral candidates. It worked out ok but it might have been easier to stop ridiculous candidates before they filed.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I just woke up from my nap. Did I miss something?

[James Hutchins]

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What a night! Never have I seen such a nail biting evening. While I knew God was watching over His flockers, there is no guarantee. Just like no one (other than a Pastor) knows for sure if they will go to Heaven.
I saw, though security glass, the votes being painstakingly counted by Miss Cookie, sustained only by a thermos of her personal supply of 'God Juice'. Chain smoking dangling the cigarette ash right to the filter, her half glasses perched precariously on the tip of her nose, that massive magnifying lens suspended on her heaving bosom, confirming the accuracy of the ballots.


It sure was good to seen Rev. Osborne again in real life and not have to pop over the Pacific (though the trips are so siritual saving the unwashed souls in the seedy underbelly of 4th world, unregulated nations.) I was happy to hear he made it back in the air without being accosted by secular impediments.



My heart congratulations to you, Mayor Hold and a safe, full term. I know the Pastor has also 'given you his blessing'. I am sure you will not disappoint Jesus in the coming years.

[Dana723]

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[Johny Joe Hold]

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Now, I know you have been busy but there is that little 'matter' I mentioned we need to discuss further. Also, I was thinking and perhaps a private road should be built from my in town residence directly to the Crystal Cathedral. I was thinking a catchy name like "Pastor Ezekiel Flint Path to Righteousness'. I still have the file and copies stored in a secure location.

We'll start to work on that street soon, Pastor.

[BrotherLarry]

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I am happy NY elections are not rigged.

This is not meant to imply Freehold just endured a rigged election. I’m just saying.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I was having coffee at the Freehold Senior Center yesterday and a nice silver haired lady asked me, "So, Mayor Hold, I suppose you are going to have a great big inauguration ball or something like that? I'd like to dance with you if there is a ball."

I had to tell the lady that, no, there would not be a ball or any other huge event. We in Freehold are mostly solemn and serious. Praying and being vigil about the inroads Satan is always trying to make do not leave time for frivolous things like inaugural balls.

[Isabella White]

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I was having coffee at the Freehold Senior Center yesterday and a nice silver haired lady asked me, "So, Mayor Hold, I suppose you are going to have a great big inauguration ball or something like that? I'd like to dance with you if there is a ball."

I had to tell the lady that, no, there would not be a ball or any other huge event. We in Freehold are mostly solemn and serious. Praying and being vigil about the inroads Satan is always trying to make do not leave time for frivolous things like inaugural balls.

Oh, my goodness, dear Brother MAYOR Hold! How horrible for you, to be accosted by some licentious old tart like that. I'm surprised that this happened, seeing as Freehold is so Godly and righteous, but I do suppose that there are those who would love nothing other than to lust after you and to create a scandal. Should I run into this hoochie-koochie-loving woman at the Seniors Centre, I shall be sure to give her the rough edge of my cane.

A blessed day to you, dear Mayor Hold,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Morton Weinstein]

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I have mixed feelings about the outcome of this election - the election which took place while I was laying my mother to rest after dying from infections caused by bedsores all these weeks. But more about that in another post. For now, my thoughts.


I offered to help this campaign and was summarily ignored just because I am a Christ killer. Christmas a couple years ago had Jesus writing me a note telling me all was well. If Jesus forgives me I would think you all would, too. So I killed the Savior. Meh. He lives. He forgives. He tells me so in a personal note. You can look it up.


So I offer to help the mayoral bid for a candidate with a shady past. Why? Forgiveness. It's what the Lord taught me to do. Am I appreciated? No. Am I shown any consideration? No. Am I asked to help? No. It makes me wonder if indeed this was one of those fait d'accompli situations from the start. Poor Hispanic lady. Poor black guy. Neither had a chance. In the Jewish world we tell a story of a man who wanted to give his son everything he owned upon death. The son did not know this and instead he killed his father and took everything for himself with that selfish act. That very night fire broke out and destroyed everything he stole.


When we legitimately earn something, God blesses it. When we take it, it sometimes burns up in our very faces. I wish you well Mr. Mayor and I pray God blesses this win. Only Jesus knows if His Father is pleased (of course, He is also His Father).


Blessings,
Morton W.

[Isabella White]

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I offered to help this campaign and was summarily ignored just because I am a Christ killer. Am I appreciated? No. Am I shown any consideration? No. Am I asked to help? No.

Oh, poor, poor you. Would you like some cheese with that whine? Cry me a river, why don't you? Here you are, trying to make us feel guilty, and yet you've admitted that YOU are one of the horrid people who nailed our beloved to Calvary's cross! Oh, I know, you'll say that asked Heavenly Father to "forgive them for they know not what they do", and I do suppose that it is true that we must forgive you, in turn. But then, you come here and rant about us, the believers, at ! I sincerely hope that you will seek the Face of the !

Sincerely,
Isabella W.
P.S. While I'm at it, I don't suppose you'd care to share with this old lady a good recipe for rugelach, would you??

[BrotherLarry]

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Dear Sweet Great Granny

I don’t think you should eat Joo food.

He might try to sneak disagreeable elements in the recipe to kill you like he killed my sweet innocent Jesus. Please find a Christian recipe from someone reputable like that fabulous Martha Stewart.