[C. Reconstruction]

Re: What are the Candidates response to Issues in Freehold?

No Sir I am not. That niggra won't even tell us what church he belongs to! I think he is either a Cathrelik or a Moosilm

Then I apologize for my rash assumption sir. He also concerns me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

I have a question for you good sir.

What is your position on race mixing?

[C. Reconstruction]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

I have a question for you good sir.

What is your position on race mixing?

It is an abomination unto the Lord. That is why one of my opponents is doomed to failure.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

Mr. Dewitt, it is my pleasure to state clearly my answers to the important issues you raise. God bless you.

1 What is your position on the ordinance that will not allow homersexurals, lesbos or bisexurals to live within the city limits of Freehold?

Here we must look at what the Founding Fathers of our country wanted. They did not want the three groups you mention above to live in our cities. In the first place, the Founding Fathers were prayin', singin' and testifyin' evangelical Christians, each and everyone of them. They knew what the KJV1611 said about these folks. Second, they had a chance to write into the Constitution, "homersexurals, lesbos and bisexurals may live in cities." They didn't.

2 What is your position on the city ordinance that will allow any True Christian Man to openly carry a holstered side arm?

Let's return to the Founding Fathers, in particular Daniel Boone. He hunted, so he carried a what? Baseball Bat?? ( Even though your question is a serious one, I could not stop myself from injecting a little humor.) If he could carry a gun, so can the men of Freehold.

3 The city condemnation and purchase of the land known as " Our Savior Catholic Church". And the sale of said land to Wal-Mart for $1.00 for the purpose of an additional parking lot.

Founding Fathers, again. There were NO Catholics among the Founding Fathers. That is, they were Founding Fathers, not Fondling Fathers (another little joke, here, sorry). Thus, if there were not Catholics among the Founding Fathers, there would be no need for them in Freehold.

Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
Hold onto our faith. Vote Hold

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are the Candidates response to Issues in Freehold?

Have a few more questions of the candidates.

Mr. Dewitt, questions from a True Christian™ are always a pleasure.

What church do you attend?

Landover Baptist Church, Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620

What is the name of your Pastor?

Pastor Ezekiel. He saves souls.

What is your favorite Bible verse?

It is right there under my post, my friend.

Do you think women have the same rights as MEN!

God wrote a whole bunch about the role of women in the scheme of things, and, the role of men. Women are supposed to serve men. Women give, men receive. Women are lucky to have men to serve. Men are lucky to have women to serve them. In that way their rights are equal, but different.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

Well thank you Mayor candidate Hold for the direct answers, and a little light hearted humor.

[Alfred King]

Re: What are the Candidates response to Issues in Freehold?

I would like to point out that so far I have been the only one to give honest and realistic answers. Perhaps not popular answers, but honest answers. I think the citizens of Freehold have a right to know these things.

Depending on who is asking Johny Joe Hold gives completely different answers to the same question.

Miss Cassandra ... I do not want anyone to think I am from the "old school" that looks down on women. To the contrary.

Women are supposed to serve men. Women give, men receive. Women are lucky to have men to serve. Men are lucky to have women to serve them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What are the Candidates response to Issues in Freehold?

[QUOTE=Alfred King;481035]I would like to point out that so far I have been the only one to give honest and realistic answers. Perhaps not popular answers, but honest answers. I think the citizens of Freehold have a right to know these things.

Depending on who is asking Johny Joe Hold gives completely different answers to the same question.

Miss Cassandra ... I do not want anyone to think I am from the "old school" that looks down on women. To the contrary.

Women are supposed to serve men. Women give, men receive. Women are lucky to have men to serve. Men are lucky to have women to serve them.

I see nothing contradictory here. It is a privilege for women to serve men as they would Jesus. Do you people think that obeying God's Word is negative in some way? All the women I know love serving their men. They rejoice in the Lord and love being subjugated by their husbands. What's your problem, boy? Why are you constantly trying to stir up trouble?

Brother Hold has earned the respect of thousands in my congregation through his fearless adherence to Biblical Law. I plan on inviting him to speak in church this Sunday, and I'll be hosting an invitation-only barbecue reception for him at my estate directly afterwards.

[Alfred King]

Re: What are the Candidates response to Issues in Freehold?

I see nothing contradictory here.

I would not have expected otherwise. Many voters will see this differently though.

I plan on inviting him to speak in church this Sunday, and I'll be hosting an invitation-only barbecue reception for him at my estate directly afterwards.

I suppose pointing out to you that this is against the law is a waste of my time.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

It is right there under my post, my friend.

You don't like usury? What do the "true christian" businessmen like Free Market Fred and Monty Worthington think of that? Why are all these "true christians" supporting you? I thought they didn't like communists...

God wrote a whole bunch about the role of women in the scheme of things, and, the role of men. Women are supposed to serve men. Women give, men receive. Women are lucky to have men to serve. Men are lucky to have women to serve them. In that way their rights are equal, but different.

I've heard you say something very different before. Why do you tell Jamie a different story than you told me?

I plan on inviting him to speak in church this Sunday, and I'll be hosting an invitation-only barbecue reception for him at my estate directly afterwards.

Sunday? Three days after the rapture happened, you mean?

Just to let everyone know; I've cancelled all my engagements after March 3rd. I thought I'd stay home on March 4th and host a reception on my estate for the Platinum Tithers who will be Rapturing up to Heaven with me. We may as well travel in a group.

We may as well finish off my wine cellar as well.

If I were a cynical person, I would almost get the impression that you don't really believe in all what you've been saying there, Pastor.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What are the Candidates response to Issues in Freehold?

I would like to point out that so far I have been the only one to give honest and realistic answers. Perhaps not popular answers, but honest answers. I think the citizens of Freehold have a right to know these things.

And I sir. would like to point out the fact that you have NOT answered all questions. It seems you like to tap dance around certain questions. These questions will be asked again and again.
What church do you attend?
What is your Priests name?

[James Dewitt]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

Miss Cassandra why do you want to muddle your mind with the business of Men? You just stay home and make a few pies. Let the men worry about politics.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are the Candidates response to Issues in Freehold?

Depending on who is asking Johny Joe Hold gives completely different answers to the same question.

Mr. King, and his loyal supporter, Miss Cassandra, seem to focus on something that is very, well, unChristian. That is, they focus on "inconsistencies".

I do not want this campaign to become a mudthrowing and discourteous experience, but we must face the truth: People who are not True Chrisitans™ tend to focus on "inconsistencies" of the Bible. I believe both Mr. King and Miss Casandra would be well served, both in the political and spiritual lives, if they would focus on God's love and the future of Freehold instead of the negative and dark focus they are engaged in currently.

I, nevertheless, extend the HAND OF FRIENDSHIP to both of them. I am praying that they can reciprocate when they find the love of Jesus entering their hearts.

Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
Holding to God

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

Miss Cassandra why do you want to muddle your mind with the business of Men? You just stay home and make a few pies. Let the men worry about politics.

I get the impression that your hero JJ Mould has different ideas about the status of women than you do. Why don't you ask him questions instead of me?

[James Dewitt]

Re: What are the Candidates responce to Issues in Freehold?

I get the impression that your hero JJ Mould has different ideas about the status of women than you do. Why don't you ask him questions instead of me?

Miss Cassy, JJHold is a fine example of what a True Christian ® should be. He follows the Bible, he knows just what a woman's place is. Maybe you should do a little soul searching yourself and see if we are not right. You should be married and having little Christian Soldiers.