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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12610
    #1

    Fireside Chat #6 The Election

    On this election eve, I want to thank everyone in Freehold for the wonderful experience of being a Candidate for Mayor. I extend this thank you to my main opponent, Al King, and his most well-known supporters, Miss Cassandra and Beaux.

    Allow me a moment to reflect on something BIG. This is the universe of Jesus. I believe Jesus spends his time scanning the universe around the world. He is looking for True Christians™.

    He scans by vast courntries like India, Russia and Iceland. Occasionally, he notes a True Christian™ but mostly moves on.

    Then, a shining City on the Hill, Freehold, comes into His view. He pauses to behold us and all we stand for.

    Let's not throw away this special place we have in the eyes of Jesus.

    I hope you will vote for me tomorrow. God Bless You.

    Johny Joe Hold
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267
      #2
      Re: Fireside Chat #6 The Election

      Praise Jesus JJHold you will get all of my votes.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: Fireside Chat #6 The Election

          Psst . . . The man can't even spell "Johnny". My Left Shoe thinks he's senile.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Miss Cassandra
              Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
              • Feb 2010
              • 369
              #4
              Re: Fireside Chat #6 The Election

              Today is the day of truth, Hold! The first day of CHANGE! Do you already know what you are going to do after the elections? Are you going to accept spending the rest of your life in jail when the truth about your dirty campaign comes out, or are you going to opt for the easy way out?
              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                • Mistress Cookie
                  Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 6790
                  #5
                  Re: Fireside Chat #6 The Election

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

                  Allow me a moment to reflect on something BIG. This is the universe of Jesus. I believe Jesus spends his time scanning the universe around the world. He is looking for True Christians™.

                  He scans by vast courntries like India, Russia and Iceland. Occasionally, he notes a True Christian™ but mostly moves on.

                  Then, a shining City on the Hill, Freehold, comes into His view. He pauses to behold us and all we stand for.

                  Let's not throw away this special place we have in the eyes of Jesus.
                  This is such a beautiful speech, Candidate Hold. Truly, God™ brought you to our little town, and HIS WILL WILL OUT.

                  I can't say anything official yet, but from what I saw from within and outside the voting booths, your chances are looking rosy-posy

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                    • Alfred King
                      Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 398
                      #6
                      Re: Fireside Chat #6 The Election

                      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                      I can't say anything official yet, but from what I saw from within and outside the voting booths, your chances are looking rosy-posy
                      So much for impartial oversight...
                      The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                      • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                      • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                      • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                      NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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