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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #31
    Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

    You know I'm surprised that this is even news. The asiatics don't value human life the way we normal people do. I spend plenty of time with them, so I know what I'm talking about.

    You all should be thanking Jesus that I was spared.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10265

      #32
      Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

      Brethren.

      A HORRENDOUS POSSIBILITY!

      What if this was caused by the disappearance of the airline pilots? What if they were actually stealth Christians that had found Grace in the eyes of Jesus? What if...

      ...1 Thessalonians 4:17
      Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

      COULD THIS HAVE BEEN RAPTURE AND WE WERE LEFT BEHIND??!


      This is too terrible to contemplate. We must seek for answers! The incident took place on December 29 around 7:24 am Singapore time. What if there were other people disappearing at the same time?! It seems that at least two teenagers were missing on that same day! They were "airlifted".

      WAS THIS IT!? ARE WE TO FACE TRIBULATIONS?!?!


      I'm sweating and palpitating. Did Jesus abandon us? Let us pray!


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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        • May 2014
        • 709

        #33
        Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

        Don't worry Elmer.

        Pastor Ezekiel is still here.
        PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
        Revelation 21:8

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        • Jim Farmer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2293

          #34
          Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

          The only regular True Christian™ that I can think of who hasn't reported in since the disappearance of the aircraft is Mistress Cookie! Don't tell me she's been raptured, and we haven't Can anyone think of anyone else? Brother Creeser perhaps?
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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8399

            #35
            Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

            Brother Jim, Cookie hasn't reported in since long before this event and I think we all know who she is with, if not where she is. And as Marko says, Pastor Zeke is still here.

            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
            What if this was caused by the disappearance of the airline pilots? What if they were actually stealth Christians that had found Grace in the eyes of Jesus? What if...
            One of them was French, so my husband says we can absolutely, definitely and for sure rule out any possibility that he was a Christian. And the other one's family have been heard reciting the Que'eran.

            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
            I'm sweating and palpitating. Did Jesus abandon us? Let us pray!
            Courage, Brother Elmer! Proverbs 24:10.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10265

              #36
              Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

              Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
              The only regular True Christian™ that I can think of who hasn't reported in since the disappearance of the aircraft is Mistress Cookie! Don't tell me she's been raptured, and we haven't Can anyone think of anyone else? Brother Creeser perhaps?
              I am still worried. In the Toronto area at least two persons were reported missing on December 29 and there's been no update. According to my calculations, two is the maximum number of Raptured persons that we could expect in Canada, anyway. This would fit the Second Coming very well. The lack of updates means that they have not been found. I am praying fervently but I'm not sure if the usual warm feeling of Jesus' presence in my guts is there or not...

              Could this be about me?!?!

              Revelation 12:8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.

              I hope they will locate the bodies of the pilot VERY soon.That could provide SOME reassurance for us.

              Jesus, help us!




              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • Sarahlyn
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                Forum Member
                • Dec 2014
                • 14

                #37
                Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                Praise The Lord for taking these disgusting unsaved homosexual Muslims down in this airplane. May they burn in the fiery depths of hell. As said in Revelation 21:8, "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death".

                Glory, that God has done this great service to the world! It makes perfect sense that this has happened in Asia because we all know that America is the country of God and of the truth. We are in the end times and these non-believers are being punished.

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                • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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                  Forum Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 709

                  #38
                  Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                  Originally posted by Sarahlyn View Post
                  Praise The Lord for taking these disgusting unsaved homosexual Muslims down in this airplane. May they burn in the fiery depths of hell. As said in Revelation 21:8, "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death".

                  Glory, that God has done this great service to the world! It makes perfect sense that this has happened in Asia because we all know that America is the country of God and of the truth. We are in the end times and these non-believers are being punished.
                  These china people are not muslims. Muslims have some kind of bathrobe, these were naked like chinks usually are.
                  PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                  Revelation 21:8

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                  • Sarahlyn
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2014
                    • 14

                    #39
                    Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                    Ah, they are heathens all the same. I had assumed from the first post that they were. Thanks for clarifying though, Brother Marko. Praise The Lord that they got those dirty communist chinks before they could poison the world even more.

                    Certainly, if it were rapture, more Christians would be taken to the glories of heaven and they could not possibly be heathen chinks. I do pray that it is not though. I will pray that the bodies of them are recovered so we can be at peace that the rapture has not occurred.

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #40
                      Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                      I have studied the issue extensively, and I have learned a great deal about these Chinamen. First of all, there are many kinds of Chinamen. This came as a surprise to me and I am sure it is surprising to you as well. Some Chinamen run around near to nekid in shallow ponds where they grow rice and plant booby traps. Others live in the mountains where it is cold. Others shoot off rockets at the Japanese Chinamen and make bombs. Some worship statues of fat men, some worship rocks, some pray to Roman statues, some to ghosts and many are Muslims, though they lack camels.

                      The thing to remember is that all Chinamen are heathen and all are despised by the Lord God. It is difficult to know what they did to earn His anger, but it must have been serious. Now, they have to be subjected to His wrath and then they have to go to Hell for their sinful impertinence.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2014
                        • 709

                        #41
                        Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                        One more plane crash! JESUS really has thumbs down for sinners now!

                        GOD SAVED A 7 YRS OLD GIRL! I wonder who is that girl, GOD wanted to save? Is she orphan now? Ain't it possible that somebody in Landover could adopt her? Maybe some of Pastors?

                        James 1:27

                        Well, I am just a simple peasant, and nobody to tell what to do. Of course LBC agents are already on the way in their Dodge Chargers.
                        PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                        Revelation 21:8

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                        • Harsha Shah
                          Curry slurping demon
                           
                          • Aug 2014
                          • 321

                          #42
                          Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                          Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                          One more plane crash! JESUS really has thumbs down for sinners now!

                          GOD SAVED A 7 YRS OLD GIRL! I wonder who is that girl, GOD wanted to save? Is she orphan now? Ain't it possible that somebody in Landover could adopt her? Maybe some of Pastors?

                          James 1:27

                          Well, I am just a simple peasant, and nobody to tell what to do. Of course LBC agents are already on the way in their Dodge Chargers.
                          Yes, Mr. Loiman-Aho. There is a lot of sadness in the world. This little girl has such a burden and survivor guilt.

                          Siddartha was ignorant but the first time he was walking on the street he saw the human tragedies of old age, sickness and poverty and his heart was weeping. But he did not stop there. He offered a method to get away from suffering, yes! Your Jesus saw it, too. You are a good, soft and gentle man as you are hoping for love and care for the girl. I am not always seeing christian compassion here but now I am seeing it in you. Yes. Thank you and a Happy New Year from Harsha. Yes!
                          "Ecclesiastes 3:7
                          A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
                          Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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                          • Jim Farmer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 2293

                            #43
                            Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                            There is now no doubt that God is entirely responsible for the AirAsia flight downing.
                            AirAsia Flight 8501 did not have permission to fly to Singapore on the day it crashed into the Java Sea, transport officials have said as search chiefs said they had found “two big objects” believed to be from the missing plane.

                            AirAsia’s Airbus 320 disappeared around 40 minutes after taking off from the Indonesian city of Surabaya last Sunday morning with 162 people on board.

                            However, the company was only authorised to fly that route on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, Indonesia’s transport ministry said.

                            "It violated the route permit given, the schedule given, that's the problem," Djoko Murjatmodjo, the head of air transport, told AFP on Saturday.

                            It was not immediately clear why AirAsia had been flying that day if it did not have permission. All the company’s flights from Surabaya to Singapore have now been ordered to stop. The transport ministry has announced a full review of all AirAsia flights.
                            They may not have had permission from the muslim air controllers to fly the route, but God took control of that aircraft. Glory!

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                            • Marko Loimaan-Aho
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                              • May 2014
                              • 709

                              #44
                              Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                              Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
                              blaa blaa...

                              Siddartha was blaa blaa...
                              Who is this Sid? Your husband? Do you have his permission to be here?
                              PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                              Revelation 21:8

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                              • Elmer G. White
                                Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                                Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                                 
                                • Apr 2014
                                • 10265

                                #45
                                Re: Jesus slays more unbelievers: another plane disappears. Glory!

                                Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
                                There is now no doubt that God is entirely responsible for the AirAsia flight downing.

                                They may not have had permission from the muslim air controllers to fly the route, but God took control of that aircraft. Glory!
                                Thank you, Brother. This is reassuring. I did worry about this being the Rapture but now it seems that they are not going to find the pilots' bodies, as there were no pilots in the plane in the first place! Jesus was in charge all the way!


                                Psalms 48:14
                                For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.

                                I feel a bit stupid about my worries now. I should have remembered this verse and trusted Jesus. But thanks to you my Faith is now stronger than ever and inevitably we will see more and more incidences like this. God taking control. And, in fact, IT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!

                                A cargo ship said to be carrying 700 clandestine migrants which was taken under Italian control at sea has docked in the Italian port of Gallipoli. The Blue Sky M had apparently been abandoned by its crew and at one point seemed to be heading directly towards the Italian coast on autopilot. Reports suggest Syrians and Kurds are among those aboard the ship.
                                Autopilot? Based on your findings, Brother Jim, this "autopilot" is JESUS! He must have plans for this heathen swarm! Perhaps He simply wishes to annoy the chief papist in the Vatican ! Well, Jesus has a message to you, too, pope Frances!

                                Matthew 23:24
                                Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.

                                The preparations for Rapture are thus intensifying. Jesus is taking control of more and more everyday tasks of the world and more and more sinners are ending up in Hell due to His direct interventions. But us He will eventually guide INTO HEAVEN!

                                John 16:13
                                Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth: for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak: and he will shew you things to come.



                                Jesus will guide us home into Heaven and Eternal Enjoyment and Bliss!
                                Glory!


                                Yours in Christ,

                                Elmer
                                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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