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  • Satan Teaches Parrots to Curse

    A group of parrots in England said the word "fu*k" so often they had to be moved away from the public. Where would they learn to swear except from Satan?

    This is a lesson in how vigilant we all must be at combating Satan and his army of followers.

    The foul-mouthed birds were split up after they launched a number of different expletives at visitors and staff just days after being donated to Lincolnshire Wildlife Park.


    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Satan Teaches Parrots to Curse

    Oh, this is so sad to learn, dear Brother Mayor Hold. But, we all know that Satan will do anything to spread his evil influence, even if it means having his demons infest the birds that are a part of 's great, creative process.

    But, all is not lost. Just as the parrot you've shown has been contaminated by sin, the video clip below shows another parrot: one who has dedicated his life to serving the in song. Now, isn't this just simply too adorable for words?

    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      Re: Satan Teaches Parrots to Curse

      What do parrots taste like?

      Genesis 9:3
      Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you.
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      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        Re: Satan Teaches Parrots to Curse

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        A group of parrots in England said the word "fu*k" so often they had to be moved away from the public. Where would they learn to swear except from Satan?
        That story reveals more about the English than about the parrots, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir.
        The African grey parrots -- named Eric, Jade, Elsie, Tyson and Billy -- were given to the park from five different owners within the same week, and shared a quarantining facility together before being placed on display.
        So their previous owners, who had taught them to speak, were clearly the tools of Satan. And, further ...
        Most customers enjoyed the talent once the parrots were displayed. "The visitors were giving them as much back as what they were giving to them,"
        So the visitors to the park - Englishmen, Englishwomen and their foul-mouthed Englishspawn, continued to perpetrate the Satanic perversion of God's feathered creatures.

        Of course, had these African Grey parrots remained in Africa where they belong, this sad event would never have happened. But illegal immigration from the Dark Continent remains a problem.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          Re: Satan Teaches Parrots to Curse

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          What do parrots taste like?

          Genesis 9:3
          Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you.
          Did you ever hear the one about the naughty parrot that finally learns to toe the line after being placed in the freezer for a time out?


          The parrot respectfully asked what the chicken was being punished for.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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            Re: Satan Teaches Parrots to Curse

            Surely this is a sign of the End Times:

            Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird. Revelation 18:2

            Repent before the Lord before it is too late!
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