Beijing Winter Olympics

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Is anyone else, like me, not watching the Beijing Winter Olympics? I almost feel it isn't happening. Anyway, the event I look forward to most years is the competitive tight-rope walk. Usually it's just Chinese girls in ballet shoes walking in a straight line but occasionally one falls to an horrific, gruesome death. Ultimately pretty boring.

Please tell us your favorite event so far and which Chinese athlete you most aspire to being:

[Dennis Lukes]

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I won't watch any Olympics that aren't hosted by AMERICA. How did the slants manage to get three "Orympics" in a row? South Korea, Japan, and now China (in a city that just hosted the Olympics 14 years ago!). It's an affront to the white man (and woman I guess) to have to compete against those unsportsmanlike little yellow cheaters.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Is anyone else, like me, not watching the Beijing Winter Olympics? I almost feel it isn't happening. Anyway, the event I look forward to most years is the competitive tight-rope walk. Usually it's just Chinese girls in ballet shoes walking in a straight line but occasionally one falls to an horrific, gruesome death. Ultimately pretty boring.

Please tell us your favorite event so far and which Chinese athlete you most aspire to being:

I would most aspire to being a Chinese athlete who doesn't eat bat soup.

[Elmer G. White]

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Jesus tried really hard to postpone or cancel the Olympics by inventing the omicron plague but the Chinamen, who tried to usurp Jesus by designing the original alpha variant, never did never do and never will listen to Him. This is because the homosexual gay sodomite agenda is too deeply involved with the games. As evidence I present you an official message from the Canadian Olympic committee. It depicts the lecherous discipline of men's double lube.

God wanted us to smother our natural urges for rectal rampaging and use our nasty bits to fertilize females.

Luke 2:23
As it is written in the law of the Lord, Every male that openeth the womb shall be called holy to the Lord;

That said, I've always enjoyed following the equestrian finals and modern pentathol, and I am looking forward to watching them this time, too.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Figure skating should be renamed "gliding sex." Can the men look anymore homerific? Can the women wear reveal any more skin? Bible believers should demand that event not be televised.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Can the men look anymore homerific?

The Olympics themselves were in essence an ancient sport of Sodomy. As a homeschool mother, I pride myself in knowing history so I can teach it to my children so they don't repeat the same mistakes as say, the ancient (and modern!) Sodomites of Greece. I can tell you with authority that the Olympic Games were naught but a gathering of Sodomites from city-states and kingdoms near and far to share new homosexual positions and techniques to the eager crowds (like how to best groom boys and avoid the angry stares of mothers), as well as providing the opportunity for profit by selling the latest sex toys. The sports events functioned as the means to get the men all sweaty and breathing hard (which in turn fired up the Sodomites in the audiences) for the real festivities that would begin after sundown. Evil lives in darkness, and only Christ Jesus is the Light.

[Unfalsifiable]

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I noticed Pastor Zeke bringing home gold for the USA in whatever the heck this sport is:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I noticed Pastor Zeke bringing home gold for the USA in whatever the heck this sport is:

Friend, that is cleaning. Pastor Zeke has boys to do that for him.

[handmaiden]

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The Olympics themselves were in essence an ancient sport of Sodomy. . . I can tell you with authority that the Olympic Games were naught but a gathering of Sodomites from city-states and kingdoms near and far to share new homosexual positions and techniques to the eager crowds. . . The sports events functioned as the means to get the men all sweaty and breathing hard . . .

If I recall correctly, the original participants in those ancient games were naked.

This begs the question of why we have Winter Olympics at all.

[Roland]

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If I recall correctly, the original participants in those ancient games were naked.

This begs the question of why we have Winter Olympics at all.

Please don´t bring that up. There is nothing wrong with low temperatures and male anatomy reacting to that. It has been that way for millennia:

[Unfalsifiable]

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How do I report this pornography to the police?

[Roland]

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How do I report this pornography to the police?

Maybe Victor will take up your complaint, he seems open minded.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Figure skating should be renamed "gliding sex." Can the men look anymore homerific? Can the women wear reveal any more skin? Bible believers should demand that event not be televised.

Mr. Mayor, this is the truth. While I can turn a blind eye to the ladies, there's no excuse for a grown man to be involved in this kind of thing.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I call people I know in politics every Olympic year and demand the organization stop providing free condoms. Those I call promise me they will forward my demand but it just goes on anyway.

Sports casters always ask athletes stupid questions like, "Was it a thrill out there today?" Or, "What were you thinking when you made that great move"?

They should ask, "How is the condom quality here in China?" The minds of those who come there are on nothing but sex.

The entire event is nothing but an invitation to sin. Those who compete pave their roads to a fiery hell:

2022 Winter Olympics: Free condoms available, but hugs and handshakes are to be avoided (msn.com)

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here. I am hoping that I am not offending you but I am now disagreeing with some of you, yes. I have been following the Games quite a lot and I have been cheering our own Scottish athletes along. Yes, they have been competing very well, yes. I am showing here to you a picture of my hero, Mr. Bruce Mouat, who is hailing from Edinburgh and competing in curling, yes he is.



Yes, this is a picture of him in action and he is cleaning the ice here in mixed doubles and they were finishing in a very respectable fourth place. Yes. He will be competing in the men's discipline, too, yes. His pronouns are he/him/his and I am a bit sorry that he will not probably be being my future boyfriend as he is identifying as a proud gay man. I am sorry if I am offending you but I am also a bit apprehensive about these games as there are so many human rights problems and the ecological impact of these games is being assessed as disastrous. I am thinking that I may be accumulating some bad karma by following them, yes.