THE GNOMES ARE BACK!!!

[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

More Gnome sightings ! Yes, that Creepy little Gnome is back!

As previously reported in my GNOMES ARE REAL Thread, this Satanic Demon, straight out of the pits of Hell, has been terrorising people up and down the Country. This latest sighting, captured in the last few days, shows these sightings are getting more and more frequent. I count this to be the third only in the last fortnight.

Security is being tightened as we speak here at Landover, and I would urge all in Freehold to be extra-vigilant over the coming weeks. Time to stock up on those extra fire-arms! With Halloween not too far away, it's obvious Satan is planning something. All these Gnome sightings so close together are NO COINCIDENCE!

Apologies in advance to Brother Nobar - I know how much that guy freaks you out.

[Nobar King]

Re: THE GNOMES ARE BACK!!!

I don't watch the videos anymore, Brother Percy, but I thought you might be interested. What do I use to keep the gnomes out of my house? Garlic? Lemon spray?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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As much as this makes my skin crawl to say it we might want to let Bozo el Trollo out of Quarantine long enough to translate that.

YIC,
Sayved

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I don't watch the videos anymore, Brother Percy, but I thought you might be interested. What do I use to keep the gnomes out of my house? Garlic? Lemon spray?

Gnomes are lil demons. Keep a Bible open to any page in Psalms to ward pesky lil bastards off.

[Brother_Percy]

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Gnomes are lil demons. Keep a Bible open to any page in Psalms to ward pesky lil bastards off.

Salt also works well on Demons. When in doubt, if you see a gnome, pour salt on it's head. That's what I'd do. If that don't work, stomp on it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Salt also works well on Demons. When in doubt, if you see a gnome, pour salt on it's head. That's what I'd do. If that don't work, stomp on it.

I'm sure setting them on fire with BBQ fluid and one of those long BBQ lighters would work in a jiff too.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I was just thinking about how terrifying that would be to come across one of those demons. This time of year you can never be certain if it's a child in a costume or a true demon. I guess the only way to be certain is to kick them in the stomach as hard as you can and then beat them about the head and shoulders with your KJV1611 Bible. If it's a demon he will descend back to HELL and if it's a kid, no harm no foul. The little bastard shouldn't be glorifying Satan by dressing up for Halloween and got his just desserts.