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Old 09-13-2008, 07:47 PM
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Friends,

Millions of children Worldwide are being brainwashed into worshipping a DEMON !!! This is the TRUTH I must now reveal!

The Demon is question is 'Noddy'. A so-called children's secular teevee show, centered around a Satanic Gnome - called 'Noddy'!!!




In this so-called child-friendly show, we witness this Satanic 'Noddy' demon performing Satanic spells with his best friend 'Big Ears', a Brownie, and having sexual relations ... with a BEAR named Tessie!!! He also associates with other Satanic creatures, such as Goblins and elves, a talking cat, and a negro doll named 'Dinah' ?!!!

And they let children watch this trash??? Disgusting! This show de-sensitizes children to a very real evil, and opens them up to possible Satanic possession and Demon Worship!

Friends, we all know what gnomes REALLY are ... GNOMES ARE SATANIC DEMONS FROM HELL !!!!

Now, HERE is what a Gnome REALLY looks like !!! -



Do you REALLY want your children worshipping something like this? Neither would I !!!

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A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.
He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”
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How much longer will people continue to insist that there is no devil after seeing things like this with their own eyes!

My blood ran cold as soon as I saw that pointy hat and the demonic shuffle of this hellish fiend!
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For one moment I thought you were talking about Sister Noddy.
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The funny thing with this kind of videos is the fact they are always blurry or badly filmed while we already have HD camera's or other very good optical devices and yet it all looks like it's filmed with equipment of the late 1970's. This screams Hoax all over the place.
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WHy do you keep showing that gnome video?? You know how much it freaks me out. I have nightmares about that guy.
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PHEW!!!
For one moment I thought you were talking about Sister Noddy.
Me tooooooo Sister Talitha! When I saw that post I forgot the oven, and now I've burned Mr Godwin's cherry pie!

I'm not that Noddy! I'm not that Noddy!
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He looks a little queer to me with the cheerleady stance and the shoes. Does he speak with a high-pitched voice? If he does, he's just another gay tool.

Never underestimate the imagination of the queer to find a way to corrupt young boys. You might get AIDS from watching this show.
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He looks a little queer to me with the cheerleady stance and the shoes. Does he speak with a high-pitched voice? If he does, he's just another gay tool.

Never underestimate the imagination of the queer to find a way to corrupt young boys. You might get AIDS from watching this show.

You cannot get AIDS from watching tv.
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You cannot get AIDS from watching tv.
Look Nurse IronCrotch, it is a well-known fact that AIDS is something to do with homers with rundown immune systems. What ran them down? Worry over lifestyle (amongst other things) and the guilt of the godless. Obviously worry is a contributory factor in AIDS and the germs leap on you when you are feeling less than 100%. A sensible precaution is to avoid such TV shows or you’ll get AIDS.

Anyway, you’re derailing the thread again! What is your wicker take on gnomes? Are they eco-friendly? Do they make good servants? How much would people pay to see them in a freak-show?
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