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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #16
    Re: Closer to God? Didn't think so!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    You know, the question of raping a married woman is quite fascinating in the way God answers it:
    Here is God’s Commandment; break this Commandment and your soul is Damned.:

    Ex:20:17: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

    But does this means that (a) you would have to actually want your neighbor’s wife and (b) it would have to be your neighbor? So if you didn’t really like the woman or the woman lived far away, you might think that it’s OK to rape the wife.

    However, The Lord’s Anger cannot to be escaped through a loophole:

    Le:20:10: And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

    So, if a married woman is raped, the rapist commits adultery and both the wife and the rapist must be killed.
    And justly so. Raping another man's wife is a crime against property, and property rights are the foundation of a free society. Well, that and the Bible, of course. No doubt, if the Obamination seizes power, he'll take all wives into public ownership, and then give them millions of Joe the Plumber's dollars to spend on shoes. When he's not raping them.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056
        #17
        Re: Closer to God? Didn't think so!

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        And justly so. Raping another man's wife is a crime against property, and property rights are the foundation of a free society. Well, that and the Bible, of course. No doubt, if the Obamination seizes power, he'll take all wives into public ownership, and then give them millions of Joe the Plumber's dollars to spend on shoes. When he's not raping them.

        You certainly spend an awful lot of time imagining rape scenarios. Perhaps you should spend that time looking for a WILLING girlfriend.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Ammiel Habakuk
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2008
            • 79
            #18
            Re: Closer to God? Didn't think so!

            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
            You certainly spend an awful lot of time imagining rape scenarios. Perhaps you should spend that time looking for a WILLING girlfriend.
            Perhaps YOU should spend some time finding yourself a girlfriend, and leave us be, witch. Why the LORD hasn't smitten you yet, I have no idea, but He does work in mysterious ways. Maybe he keeps you around to show the world how pathetic pagans can be.
            Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056
                #19
                Re: Closer to God? Didn't think so!

                Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
                Perhaps YOU should spend some time finding yourself a girlfriend, and leave us be, witch. Why the LORD hasn't smitten you yet, I have no idea, but He does work in mysterious ways. Maybe he keeps you around to show the world how pathetic pagans can be.

                Why would I want a girlfriend? I'm straight and happily married to my soulmate.
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                    Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 120
                    #20
                    Re: Closer to God? Didn't think so!

                    Originally posted by Ammiel Habakuk View Post
                    Perhaps YOU should spend some time finding yourself a girlfriend,
                    Wow, that's a first. You're actually encouraging her to be a lesbian. Never thought I'd see the day...
                    Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #21
                        Re: Closer to God? Didn't think so!

                        Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                        Wow, that's a first. You're actually encouraging her to be a lesbian. Never thought I'd see the day...
                        Mr. Habbakuk is clearly new here, and was unaware that your wife is a (reputed) female.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Ammiel Habakuk
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 79
                            #22
                            Re: Closer to God? Didn't think so!

                            Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                            Wow, that's a first. You're actually encouraging her to be a lesbian. Never thought I'd see the day...



                            Old Iron Crotch is a female? ?? I thought she was a homer transvestite! Darn... oh, well, she'll burn in hell anyway, she might as well enjoy it...
                            Job 40:15-18 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly. He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together. His bones are as strong pieces of brass; his bones are like bars of iron.

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