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Re: Satan Controls Europe
Lol! Sorry! I couldn't help myself; I had to say it!
Lol! Sorry! I couldn't help myself; I had to say it!
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Re: Satan Controls Europe
Shut up Hellflinger.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostSweet merciful crawdads, Alie, did you have to tell him that? Now he'll NEVER stop!
Pastor Al IS A SWEETIE!!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Just wait though, he'll soon be posting something long winded about how heathen women simply cannot resist his charms and how it is his godly curse to bear and every time he goes to minister to heathen women and try and save them they are all over him and blah blah blah.Originally posted by Undecided View Post
See my above answer.Shut up Hellflinger.
Pastor Al IS A SWEETIE!!
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One thing is for sure Hellfire, Pastor Al prefers True Christian™ Women ANY TIME OF DAY. (Or night).Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostJust wait though, he'll soon be posting something long winded about how heathen women simply cannot resist his charms and how it is his godly curse to bear and every time he goes to minister to heathen women and try and save them they are all over him and blah blah blah.
See my above answer.
Unless of course it is to try and Save© a heathen such as you.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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*Falls over laughing* Oh dear, I'm afraid I didn't realise the consequences of my actions... Does he really do that???Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostJust wait though, he'll soon be posting something long winded about how heathen women simply cannot resist his charms and how it is his godly curse to bear and every time he goes to minister to heathen women and try and save them they are all over him and blah blah blah.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Re: Satan Controls Europe
All of us Pastors at Landover Baptist are on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. We are ready willing and able to assist our flock in any way the Lord directs us. The fact that Pastor Pistle has assigned himself the tropical island ministry is none of your business, Ms. VanHellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Oh yeah and I have a good friend who is a nigra! Right!! Listen up all you FOREIGNER HEATHENS!! It's a WELL KNOWN fact concerning BIBLICAL prophecy and the LAST DAYS that the ANTICHRIST will come from EUROPE which is the REBORN evil, vile, and Sodomite worshipping ROMAN EMPIRE!! Ya'll need to PURCHASE a KJV1611 Bible and read the GODLY prophetic book of REVELATION.Originally posted by shaunasaurus View PostI have a good friend who is European.
And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.
Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!
"Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15
"Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"Comment
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Thank you Miss Undecided. Please disregard the ramblings of the drug-and estrogen crazed Mrs Van Buttscooter who disrespects my GODLY person at every opportunity. She was raised by a Catholic mother, you know.Originally posted by Undecided View PostYou, Sir, are a complete (and Godly) Sweetie!
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------> Pastor Al
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wow, Pastor Al, no speech on the woes of ministering to heathen women?
I must admit I'm a little surprised. *snicker*sigpic
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You may not have noticed, but this was talking about one of the insane regulations their ELECTED GOVERNMENT came up with. And not one that's new, either.Originally posted by shaunasaurus View PostI have a good friend who is European.
And just because one, or a group, of Europeans messed up it doesn't mean ALL Europeans are bad, stop generalizing.
It wasn't one, or a group. It was the whole EU government who decided that an ambulance crew's tea and crumpet break was more important than saving lives.Comment
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Re: Satan Controls Europe
Believe me, I am in the midst of this foul place, Satan does indeed control Europe. His home is in Brussels!Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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